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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jan 4, 2007 10:18:30 GMT -1
So you are on the vinegar stroke with Mrs A2V and some Fox (Vulpes not Leicester fan) is pikeing on you. Are you gonna give a shit? I opened the blinds last night, and there they were at it. They didn't run off, I don't even think I put them off their stroke ............ the dirty bastards!! And the noises were terrible!! Oh my god we have the same problem. There is a field behind our garden and the foxes seem to use it as an acceptable dogging venue. The noises they make are unbelievable!!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2007 10:39:35 GMT -1
So you are on the vinegar stroke with Mrs A2V and some Fox (Vulpes not Leicester fan) is pikeing on you. Are you gonna give a shit? I dunno Chop, I see it like this... The foxes should have run 'cos A2V could have spayed their furry asses if he'd gone over there. Likewise if a fox jumps into bed while you're in flagrante you might want to stop and chuck it out in case it decides to play "taste and tell" with important things like scrota... I'm so glad I thought that all out...!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 4, 2007 10:48:54 GMT -1
I opened the blinds last night, and there they were at it. They didn't run off, I don't even think I put them off their stroke ............ the dirty bastards!! And the noises were terrible!! Oh my god we have the same problem. There is a field behind our garden and the foxes seem to use it as an acceptable dogging venue. The noises they make are unbelievable!!! Apparently (I heard John Peel talking about this on Radio 1 some time ago) it very painful for a vixen to have sex that's why they scream so much. How this information is known I have no idea!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2007 10:51:36 GMT -1
Apparently (I heard John Peel talking about this on Radio 1 some time ago) it very painful for a vixen to have sex that's why they scream so much. How this information is known I have no idea! I seem to remember a suggestion that rape is very common among wild animals... it's not too pleasant to think about. See also cats mating - yeeeowwwwwllll! etc.
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 4, 2007 10:52:54 GMT -1
Apparently (I heard John Peel talking about this on Radio 1 some time ago) it very painful for a vixen to have sex that's why they scream so much. How this information is known I have no idea! I seem to remember a suggestion that rape is very common among wild animals... it's not too pleasant to think about. See also cats mating - yeeeowwwwwllll! etc. What? Sort of like Aussie foreplay? 'Brace yourself Sheila!'
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2007 10:57:27 GMT -1
What? Sort of like Aussie foreplay? 'Brace yourself Sheila!' LMAO but that's a bit wrong, I was talking about animal rape!
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 4, 2007 10:59:26 GMT -1
What? Sort of like Aussie foreplay? 'Brace yourself Sheila!' LMAO but that's a bit wrong, I was talking about animal rape! Just trying to emphasise the point. Taken out of context really.
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Post by Billy on Jan 4, 2007 11:01:47 GMT -1
"it's a bit like sex with Dennis Rodman - you can kick and scream all you want but it's gonna happen"
Quote from Family guy
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2007 11:15:01 GMT -1
"it's a bit like sex with Dennis Rodman - you can kick and scream all you want but it's gonna happen" Quote from Family guy LOL I think it's brilliant the way that flying in the face of political correctness is on the comeback! ;D
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Post by travisfickle on Jan 4, 2007 11:20:32 GMT -1
John Peel was into bestiality!!! I opened the blinds last night, and there they were at it. They didn't run off, I don't even think I put them off their stroke ............ the dirty bastards!! And the noises were terrible!! Apparently (I heard John Peel talking about this on Radio 1 some time ago) it very painful for a vixen to have sex that's why they scream so much. How this information is known I have no idea!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 4, 2007 11:28:33 GMT -1
"it's a bit like sex with Dennis Rodman - you can kick and scream all you want but it's gonna happen" Quote from Family guy I'm afraid to piss on your chips Billy but it was Cobie Bryant not Dennis Rodman! Trav I don't think John Peel had sex with these vixen but just had similiar problems to A2V and myself!
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Post by travisfickle on Jan 4, 2007 11:30:55 GMT -1
Maybe we should have a wildlife board??
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2007 11:32:52 GMT -1
I'm afraid to piss on your chips Billy but it was Cobie Bryant not Dennis Rodman! Trav I don't think John Peel had sex with these vixen but just had similiar problems to A2V and myself! Mmmm... vixens! RE: your location... in the membrane?! ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 6, 2007 16:28:58 GMT -1
As this seems to be the place for a random moan ............... It's disgraceful that foxes have taken to having a shag in my back garden. I don't want to see that kind of shit, let alone be forced to listen to the screetching and growling. There's a perfectly good hotel just up the road .............. sort it out you ginger haired losers!! Why would Leicester fans be in your back garden? those foxes hey ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jan 7, 2007 12:09:55 GMT -1
Foxes should use lube. I opened the blinds last night, and there they were at it. They didn't run off, I don't even think I put them off their stroke ............ the dirty bastards!! And the noises were terrible!! Apparently (I heard John Peel talking about this on Radio 1 some time ago) it very painful for a vixen to have sex that's why they scream so much. How this information is known I have no idea!
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