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Post by shinny on Apr 26, 2007 8:49:28 GMT -1
This was actually started by Snafu!
However, everyone we have put in seems to like it!
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Post by shinny on Apr 26, 2007 11:22:05 GMT -1
I have a bio for almost all the characters
FRY Philip J Fry was born in 1974. He suffered 3 heart attacks in high school after drinking 100 cans of Cola a week. After dropping out of Coney Island college he took three years off during which he continuously watched TV, knowing that someday it would help him save the world. He then got a job delivering pizzas for Panuccis Pizza during which, on December 31 1999, he got frozen while delivering a pizza to Applied Cryogenics. Leaving his two-timing girlfriend Michelle behind he woke up on December 31 2999. Professor Farnsworth is his great (x30) nephew. In the 20th century he had one brother called Yancy who missed Fry so much when he was frozen, presumed dead, that he named his son Philip to 'carry on the memory of his lost brother'. Currently, he lives with Bender in the Robot Arms Appartments and enjoys watching TV and drinking Slurm. Although he had affairs with Amy before, the woman he is really into is Leela who acknowledges his feelings but won't return them.
LEELA Leela is the only person from her species that lives on earth. She was brought up in an orphanage and attended high school where she was a bit of an outcast for having oneeye and went dateless to her prom. She took up kick boxing and other similar sports to make up for the lack of friends. Whether she attended college is unknown. She later got a job as a fate assignment officer and after a while met Fry while she was assigning a career to him. He convinced her to quit and she was then offered a job, along with Fry and Bender, on the Planet Express delivery crew where she impressed Professor Farnsworth enough for him to make her captain. She still has problems with men and often gets jealous of Amy's popularity among the opposite sex. She has a soft spot for Fry but is unsure of anything further than that, due to Fry's clumsy advances.
BENDER Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son. His father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium he later attended Bending State college where he majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. He became a legend for his pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill himself when he found out they were for suicide booths. He was saved by Fry and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express. His other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly he needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or he will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to his head make him sing like a folk singer. Prof. FARNSWORTH Professor Hubert Farnsworth is the oldest living member of The Academy of Professors. He was born in 2841. He currently owns the Planet Express delivery firm so as to fund his inventing. He also lectures at Mars University on the mathematics of quantum neutrino fields (he made up the name so no one would dare take it). He is technically 160 years old but to avoid being picked up by the sunset squad and taken to the near death star he says he is 150. Every person who lives past 160 on earth is taken there and used as an energy source in the same way people were in the film 'The Matrix' He is Fry's great (x30) nephew and has a clone called Cubert.
Dr. ZOIDBERG Dr Zoidberg left his home planet to become a rich doctor but instead he became the Planet Express staff doctor. He went to high school where he made people laugh by having barnacles on his face. When it is time for mating season on his planet, Decapod 10, he becomes angry and violent as well as producing a large fin atop his head. But once his species has mated they die. His species have their small brains in their rump. He has a cousin Zoidfarb and an Uncle, Harold Zoid, who is a silent hologram star. He has a desire to be famous wether it's in the movies or the stand up comedy circuit.
HERMES Hermes Conrad is a certified 37th class bureaucrat and is married to LaBarbara Conrad. He is an expert limboist, so much so he represented earth in the 2980 Olympics but his competition was tragically cut short when a fan, trying to be just like Hermes, limboed too low and broke his back. Feeling partly responsible, Hermes never limboed again. Even from an early age Hermes was identified as a potential bureaucrat. While professor Farnsworth owns the Planet Express company, Hermes is more involved in the day to day running of it, handling the finances, notifying next of kin etc. He was previously a 36th class bureaucrat. Hermes and LaBarbara have a son called Dwight.
AMY Amy Wong is a young Mars University student interning at Planet Express. She is daughter to two very pushy parents, Inez and Leo, who are desperate for her to produce a grandchild for them. Her family come from a very rich background. She wears sweats most of the time mainly to go against her parents comments about dressing like a real lady. But she does have a large, very fashionable wardrobe usually for clubbing and attracting handsome men. Her man-eating style often gets her into conflict with Leela but they are mostly friends. She is currently dating DOOP Lieutenant Kif Kroker
NIBBLER Nibbler is a respected Lord on his home planet Eternium and is posted under cover as a 'dumb' pet so as to guard against impending attacks from the flying brains, Nibblonian's arch enemies. Their race was there since the begining of time and are very intelligent, if a little TOO cute. Rescued from Vergon 6 by Leela when the planet started to implode. His excrement (dark matter) is used as starship fuel and previously it filled the core of Vergon 6 until a DOOP mining crew mined the planet hollow. He has an enormous appetite and can eat large animals whole, one of his favourites being puppies. He does not, however, eat humans or even hurt them. He lives with Leela.
ZAPP Zapp Brannigan is a 25 star General of the Democratic Order of Planets and has been responsible for several successful wars including a triumph of the pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula and his most famous - defeating the killbots in the octilian system. He is always accompanied on missions by his hapless assistant Kif Kroker. He also is responsible for the directive B10.81, otherwise known as Brannigans law, which prohibits the involvement with undeveloped worlds. But behind all this success and heroism is a wimp who is not very intelligent at all and who uses battle moves such as sending wave after wave of men into battle to be killed, just so the killbots would reach their preset kill limit. He slept with Leela, a fact which he constantly reminds her of.
KIFF Kif Kroker is a hard working, long suffering alien Lieutenant of the DOOP who does all the hard work and takes the rap for problems usually caused by Zapp. Zapp considers him to be his most loyal friend when in fact Kif views him as a jackass. Among Kif's many unknown and un-noticed talents is his expert hairdressing and makeover skills. He is smitten with his current girlfriend Amy. He has no bones and is supported by a system of inflated bladders.
MORBO Morbo is the co-anchor of Ã2 news which is filmed in Los Angeles. He is good friends with president of the world Richard Nixon and has a family which is belligerent and numerous. He despises most humans as they are puny and inferior to him.
MOM Mom is a very old but very ruthless founder and owner of Mom s friendly robot company, one of the cornerstones of it being Mom's old fashioned robot oil which is used by most robots on earth. She has three sons: Walt, Larry and Ignar. They all work for the company, helping to do her dirty work. Back during the time when Farnsworth worked for Mom's Friendly Robot Company, they had a fling which ended when Mom kept turning Farnsworth's cute inventions into mad, killing machines.
MOM'S SONS Walt, Larry and Ignar are the offspring Mom. Walt is the most intelligent and regularly pleases his mother unlike Larry and Ignar who are picked upon by Walt a lot of the time who has a habit of slapping them.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 26, 2007 18:11:57 GMT -1
Prof. FARNSWORTHProfessor Hubert Farnsworth is the oldest living member of The Academy of Professors. He was born in 2841. He currently owns the Planet Express delivery firm so as to fund his inventing. He also lectures at Mars University on the mathematics of quantum neutrino fields (he made up the name so no one would dare take it). He is technically 160 years old but to avoid being picked up by the sunset squad and taken to the near death star he says he is 150. Every person who lives past 160 on earth is taken there and used as an energy source in the same way people were in the film 'The Matrix' He is Fry's great (x30) nephew and has a clone called Cubert. Funny how one of the youngest members of the board is the oldest out of the Futumara crew
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 26, 2007 18:17:03 GMT -1
Funny how one of the youngest members of the board is the oldest out of the Futumara crew PITIFUL HUMAN! WHAT IS THIS "FUTUMARA" OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 26, 2007 18:21:25 GMT -1
Funny how one of the youngest members of the board is the oldest out of the Futumara crew PITIFUL HUMAN! WHAT IS THIS "FUTUMARA" OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?! ;D ;D
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Post by shinny on Apr 26, 2007 18:29:12 GMT -1
Funny how one of the youngest members of the board is the oldest out of the Futumara crew PITIFUL HUMAN! WHAT IS THIS "FUTUMARA" OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?! ;D Go Jules!!!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 26, 2007 18:37:47 GMT -1
SNAFU is a fuckin mongole anyways.
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Post by shinny on Apr 26, 2007 18:48:11 GMT -1
Chopper!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 26, 2007 18:53:19 GMT -1
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 26, 2007 19:55:35 GMT -1
Who's SNAFU?
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 26, 2007 19:56:42 GMT -1
Some fat bloke who goes around smiting people for the sheer fun of it.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 26, 2007 20:02:57 GMT -1
Really? Why have I not heard of him, whats the initials stand for?
Here's a joke or two by the way:
A man goes to his doctor with hoping to find advice for his sex life.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor
"It's a little embarassing." replied the man.
"Well, why don't we start by you describing your sex life to me."
"Sure, I wake up at around 6.30am, and i have sex with my wife. I then have a shower and get ready for work. Just before I leave my missus gives me a blow job. I get to work at 9am, and by 10am my secretary give me a blow job. At around 1 o'clock, my secretary and I go out and have sex. When I get home at 6.30pm I screw my wife and have a shower. I go to bed at close to 10pm and the missus gives me a final blow job before sleep."
The doctor is stunned. "I have never met such a sexually active person before...Wow...so what seems to be the problem then?"
"Well doc, it hurts when I have a wank."
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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 26, 2007 20:05:59 GMT -1
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 26, 2007 20:16:10 GMT -1
40 Gypsies died and went to heaven. They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.
He said that they didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for five, so they should go away and think about who would come in.
A short while later St Peter went to see God and said "They've gone!"
God replied, "What, the Pikeys"?
"No, the F*cking gates"!!!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 27, 2007 7:18:27 GMT -1
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 27, 2007 7:39:25 GMT -1
I want to be Izzuzu
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Post by Joe on Apr 30, 2007 11:03:47 GMT -1
everybody loves hypnotoad ;D
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Post by ArgyleChick on May 1, 2007 14:50:55 GMT -1
This is me is it? ?? Ooooooooo................... AMY Amy Wong is a young Mars University student interning at Planet Express. She is daughter to two very pushy parents, Inez and Leo, who are desperate for her to produce a grandchild for them. Her family come from a very rich background. She wears sweats most of the time mainly to go against her parents comments about dressing like a real lady. But she does have a large, very fashionable wardrobe usually for clubbing and attracting handsome men. Her man-eating style often gets her into conflict with Leela but they are mostly friends. She is currently dating DOOP Lieutenant Kif Kroker Do I dress like a real lady - nah....... Do I have a fashionable wardrobe?? I have a Next wardrobe does that count? Thing is though the "attracting handsome men" bit seems to be the biggest untruth Like the idea of dating a lieutenant though - thats true - I love a man in uniform!!!
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Post by Teesside White on May 1, 2007 17:03:08 GMT -1
I want to be Izzuzu Pazuzu?? the ungrateful gargoyle??
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 2, 2007 7:14:44 GMT -1
Its quiet scary because my boss is just like Zapp Brannigan
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