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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jan 19, 2007 12:06:44 GMT -1
Because God has a bastardly sense of humour when he's bored. Hence the existance of men...
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jan 19, 2007 12:10:27 GMT -1
I don't watch the shit but saw this morning what that thick twat Goody was supposed to have said. It is nothing more than a stupid comment from a stupid girl and all the PC brigade are out in full force again. The racist card is played too many times these days by people who are just as racist towards others.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 12:10:41 GMT -1
Because God has a bastardly sense of humour when he's bored. Hence the existance of men... We were here first sweetie I reckon that's why God made people want to build pyramids, Stonehenge etc - he wanted to laugh at everyone trying to figure it out thousands of years later!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 12:11:31 GMT -1
Because God has a bastardly sense of humour when he's bored. Hence the existance of men... Steal my joke, why don't you?! ;D
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Post by thales on Jan 19, 2007 12:13:18 GMT -1
Because God has a bastardly sense of humour when he's bored. Hence the existance of men... well without us, you'd have to snog girls......... oh wait
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Post by thales on Jan 19, 2007 12:15:36 GMT -1
Because God has a bastardly sense of humour when he's bored. On Dinosaurs... "You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord." "Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me."
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jan 19, 2007 12:16:07 GMT -1
Hence the existance of men... We were here first sweetie I reckon that's why God made people want to build pyramids, Stonehenge etc - he wanted to laugh at everyone trying to figure it out thousands of years later! Who said anything about being first?
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jan 19, 2007 12:16:28 GMT -1
Hence the existance of men... Steal my joke, why don't you?! ;D Snooze, you lose
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 12:17:51 GMT -1
I know; those religious types that work literally by the book amuse the crap out of me ;D
I'd love to hear their explanation for oil, actually, given that that's decayed, compressed and heated organic matter that takes several million years to form!
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Post by thales on Jan 19, 2007 12:20:58 GMT -1
I know; those religious types that work literally by the book amuse the crap out of me ;D I'd love to hear their explanation for oil, actually, given that that's decayed, compressed and heated organic matter that takes several million years to form! or st patrick who got the snakes out of ireland and all skeletons, fossils, etc ;D
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 13:34:54 GMT -1
Because God has a bastardly sense of humour when he's bored. On Dinosaurs... "You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord." "Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me." Bill Hicks! I saw that a couple of days ago, pissed myself laughing
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 13:53:21 GMT -1
Apparently they're not allowing a crowd for this eviction. Can't think why Personally, I say Jade should've been made to walk out to one massive boo
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 13:54:46 GMT -1
yeah. although her face may fall when she realises she's seriously fucked up if no-ones around
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Post by thales on Jan 19, 2007 13:55:23 GMT -1
On Dinosaurs... "You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord." "Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me." Bill Hicks! I saw that a couple of days ago, pissed myself laughing classic stuff, notice the way denis leary career ended when he ran out of bill's material exalt for the recognise
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 13:55:39 GMT -1
Apparently they're not allowing a crowd for this eviction. Can't think why Personally, I say Jade should've been made to walk out to one massive boo How dare they prevent the public from exercising their democratic right to put a cap - in her ass! I suggest a walk of shame... with everyone pissing on her as she passes! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 19, 2007 13:56:48 GMT -1
Bill Hicks! I saw that a couple of days ago, pissed myself laughing classic stuff, notice the way denis leary career ended when he ran out of bill's material exalt for the recognise Exalt for recognising the Dennis Leary was a pale imitation of Bill Hicks!! ;D
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 13:58:01 GMT -1
Bill Hicks! I saw that a couple of days ago, pissed myself laughing classic stuff, notice the way denis leary career ended when he ran out of bill's material exalt for the recognise cheers Eoin, have one back once I'm reloaded for posting it in the first place! Amazing comedian
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 13:58:21 GMT -1
Not a bad idea Jules! I agree, Lucky, that the lack of a crowd will make her think along the lines of "Uh oh..." but I'm pretty sure an outright display of disgust from her 'fans' would've done the job a lot better I bet her exit interview barely glosses over the subject though
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Post by ESR on Jan 19, 2007 14:00:15 GMT -1
Even though she's escaping from a crowd tonight, she lives in London and is bound to get quite alot of abuse
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 14:01:20 GMT -1
given that she's managed by the same agent as davina, and given that davina makes parky look like a relentless hard-hitting investigator... might stick it on teleport replay out of morbid curiosity...
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