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Post by HGO on Oct 4, 2006 17:54:37 GMT -1
Watch out for SS Doomsday on sky - its bloody awful. 90 mins of my life i`ll never get back
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Oct 4, 2006 18:06:35 GMT -1
Has anyone seen Kung Pow? Awful movie.
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 4, 2006 18:39:24 GMT -1
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Post by Lollipop on Oct 4, 2006 19:23:24 GMT -1
That 'Ali' film with Will Smith Yawn Hey as someone already so aptly put it................... There is a Film boeard you know!  maybe you can move this one over there with your Global Mod-like powers!!! Done! ;D |
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 4, 2006 19:36:21 GMT -1
That 'Ali' film with Will Smith Yawn Hey as someone already so aptly put it................... There is a Film boeard you know! maybe you can move this one over there with your Global Mod-like powers!!! Moved: WORST Movie you've ever watched? « Thread Started on Today at 9:27am » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message has been moved to TV and Film by Lollipop. |
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Post by travisfickle on Oct 5, 2006 10:08:10 GMT -1
Kindergarten Ninja - made the Karate Kid PtIII look like Way of the Dragon.
....alternatively, in recent years I found both Hide and Seek, and Pirates of the Caribbean (the sequel is the 3rd highest grossing movie EVER - WTF has happened to civilisation!!!!!!) to be steaming piles of excrement.
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Post by Teesside White on Oct 5, 2006 17:07:26 GMT -1
That 'Ali' film with Will Smith Yawn o...m....g... how can u say that?  saw it for the 1st time earlier this week, i really enjoyed it  worst film is Judge Dread |
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Post by embarossed on Oct 5, 2006 17:12:01 GMT -1
I think I'd go for Toys with Robin Williams and the self proclaimed 'Greatest Of All Time' LL Cool J. That said, there are legions of films I could say are as bad, it's just that made me angriest.  |
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Post by mattylufc on Oct 8, 2006 16:50:28 GMT -1
Two Weeks Notice.....Was pretty much made to go see that, watched the first 10 minuted, got bored so i played on snake for the next hour and a half. Those were the days....  |
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Post by The Lucky C on Oct 14, 2006 10:47:00 GMT -1
Ooh, so many candidates. The aforementioned Speed 2 and Batman and Robin were prime exapmples of piss poor film making. The latter, being the reason why Joel Schumacher should never be allowed near a camera again, the former the same for Jan De bont (see also the Haunting, and Tomb Raider 2).
The Matrix sequels were overblown piles of shite that ruined the genius of the first film, and I have asked the Wachowski brothers for a chocolate apology cake. They didn't give me that, but they did give me V for Vendetta, so the hurt is beginning to heal.
Alien vs Predator successfully ruined not only one of my favourite franchises, but 2. Therefore Paul WS Anderson will burn forevermore in hell, forced to watch what he did to the Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat films (punishment enough for any man).
At the cinema at the moment or in the near future are Little Man, Dirty Sanchez and Jackass 2 (why a sequal? WHY?).
However. All of the above films have a redeeming feature. Batman and Robin had Alicia Silverstone in leather. Speed 2 had a huge explosion which woke me nicely in time for the end. The Matrix sequels gave me the joy of (stop reading now if you've not seen them and don't want to know what happens) Keanu Reeves dying (ok, start reading again), whilst AvP had a couple of enjoyable moments, ie the big fight between the aliens and the predators, and whenever Spud was on screen. Little Man, Dirty Sanchez and the Jackass films I have all successfully avoided, and the title of the thread is Worst Film I have ever watched. So a film with no redeeming features...
Mission To Mars.
Crap CGI, piss poor acting, the journey on screen took longer than an actual journey would, a god awful cartoon alien, a plot that made no sense. And then, just at the end when you're waiting for some redeeming feature, to make the last 2 hours desperately mean something, all you get is Brian De Palmas frigging theory of evolution (aliens rained on earth, somehow evolved backwards to ameoba and then started evolving forwards into humans). Utter bollocks.
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Post by travisfickle on Oct 15, 2006 9:08:56 GMT -1
MY GOD!!!!!!!  How the hell could I forget 'Sex Lives Of The Potato Men' - no redeeming aspects whatsoever.  Heard similar things about the 'Fat Slags' movie, mericifully I've been spared a viewing. Anyone had the misfortune of seeing it?? |
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Post by The Lucky C on Oct 16, 2006 16:55:05 GMT -1
MY GOD!!!!!!! How the hell could I forget 'Sex Lives Of The Potato Men' - no redeeming aspects whatsoever. Heard similar things about the 'Fat Slags' movie, mericifully I've been spared a viewing. Anyone had the misfortune of seeing it?? Thankfully no. And Sex Lives... was briefly amusing in one or two places (fine, i laughed when the fat mans harness broke and when another bloke tried to make an octopus and jam sandwich). |
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Post by WyomingWhite on Oct 16, 2006 18:14:03 GMT -1
Probably the third or fourth Batman movies for me. The first two very very good, but Joel Schmacher was not a patch on Tim Burton's direction.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Oct 17, 2006 12:49:35 GMT -1
The Peacekeeper - a Dolph Lungdren film with Montel williams in it need I say more
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Post by Super Danny Webber on Oct 17, 2006 13:35:25 GMT -1
Crash, what a load of overhyped bollocks |
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Post by Stan on Oct 17, 2006 13:36:25 GMT -1
Crash, what a load of overhyped bollocks Give the term 'Gash' a different angle! |
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 17, 2006 13:37:30 GMT -1
Wild, Wild West or Wrong Turn with Eliza Dushku.
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Post by C@V on Oct 17, 2006 13:38:35 GMT -1
Creep! utter garbage!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Oct 17, 2006 13:39:37 GMT -1
Godzilla.........the originals where more fun to watch
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Oct 17, 2006 13:39:45 GMT -1
Gorgeous with Jackie Chan. All the speech was dubbed which made it unbarable to watch never mind the shitty story line and wooden acting.
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