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Post by embarossed on Sept 12, 2006 15:02:06 GMT -1
"If Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you're up slack alley."
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Post by fcredblue on Sept 12, 2006 15:18:42 GMT -1
lol legend!
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Post by embarossed on Sept 12, 2006 15:39:11 GMT -1
This is my favourite scene. Unfortunately I can't find it on video, but it's pitch black anyway so you only need to imagine the hilarious voice. Alan is in bed with his date for the night Jill:
Alan: Right, let battle commence! [Slightly muffled] Do you like me doing that? Shall I do it more quickly or shall I maintain the same speed?
Jill: That's fine.
Alan: Right. Shall I move on to the other one? Oh, that's lovely. That's first class. That is superb. Ooh, there you go, it's all happening! Jill, I'm afraid I have no sheathes.
Jill: No what?
Alan: Sheathes, er, prophylactics, you know, rubber johnnies. Actually, being your age and everything there's probably no need for them. I'm talking about the menopau... whoooo! Jill you know your onions! Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I'll be honest I'm dead against it. People forget that [increasingly breathless] traders need access to Dixons! [Regaining himself] They do say it'll help people in [half-sighing] wheeeeelchairs?
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