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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 24, 2006 13:19:37 GMT -1
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong your wrong your wrong (in the tune of something like church bells i think) Another Dr Cox classic
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Apr 24, 2006 13:26:31 GMT -1
Ah, well. I don't tend to actually QUOTE Dr. Cox, I just make it up in his style.
But even JD is a better Dr. Cox impressionist than me...
I QUOTE:
J.D.'s Thoughts: Come on...you can do this. Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs!
He whistles to get Dr. Cox's attention, then gets in his face.
J.D.: [Dr. Cox voice...kinda] Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor: We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog -- right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order...'cause you're worried the weave's so thin, your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. Isn't that right, Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox deals with this confrontation by staring at the ceiling.
J.D.: [still with voice] ...Dr. Cox...
Dr. Cox: [snapping out of it] Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.
J.D.: I don't like candy bracelets.
J.D.'s Thoughts: I love them!
The nearby elevator opens.
J.D.'s Thoughts: Now you gotta grab that elevator. But not without giving him his patented shoulder bump!
J.D.: Good day.
He pushes past Dr. Cox, knocking him in the shoulder...
J.D.: OW!
...and drops to the ground in pain.
J.D.: [from floor] How you like me now?
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Apr 24, 2006 13:30:06 GMT -1
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Post by shinny on Apr 25, 2006 8:55:48 GMT -1
cool!
yours are better NCA!
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Apr 25, 2006 9:08:06 GMT -1
...better than what?
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Post by shinny on Apr 25, 2006 9:11:58 GMT -1
better than the JD one you put up... fucking hilarious still though...
and now i got to go... should be back about 12!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 19, 2006 21:13:55 GMT -1
This is all I've been watching since I've been off school all week! Love it!
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Post by Teesside White on May 20, 2006 14:25:59 GMT -1
Cox: NEWBIE!! are you mocking the patients JD: *ashamed* yes Cox: Ive never felt closer to you ------------------------------------------ JD's bro: Whats a gomer? JD: a gomer is an old person who takes up space in a hospital and doesnt have the common decency to die ------------------------------------------ on a few occasions
ROWDY NO!!
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Post by shinny on May 24, 2006 10:37:16 GMT -1
Cox: NEWBIE!! are you mocking the patients JD: *ashamed* yes Cox: Ive never felt closer to you ------------------------------------------ JD's bro: Whats a gomer? JD: a gomer is an old person who takes up space in a hospital and doesnt have the common decency to die ------------------------------------------ on a few occasions ROWDY NO!! FUCKING LOVE IT! Scrubs is brilliant... my sister bought the first series on DVD last week, it's not been off our telly since... i hjave the clip of him smashing up the guitar on my comp... always makes me laugH!
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on May 24, 2006 10:59:22 GMT -1
Scrubs made revising for my A-level physics exams and completing my A-Level art prep work very difficult indeed - we had series 1, 2 and 3 marathons in our house all weekend... ;D ;D ;D
...but it was brilliant!!!
I've heard the janitor has his own "His Story" episode in Series 5, which sounds great (those of you who've probably seen it - say NOTHING) - not that I'll be seeing that for a while cos I'm only on Freeview and E4 no longer have the rights (bollocks). Still waiting to get Series 4 on DVD though!!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 24, 2006 19:16:20 GMT -1
Ah, well. I don't tend to actually QUOTE Dr. Cox, I just make it up in his style. But even JD is a better Dr. Cox impressionist than me... I QUOTE: J.D.'s Thoughts: Come on...you can do this. Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! He whistles to get Dr. Cox's attention, then gets in his face. J.D.: [Dr. Cox voice...kinda] Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor: We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog -- right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order...'cause you're worried the weave's so thin, your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. Isn't that right, Dr. Cox. Dr. Cox deals with this confrontation by staring at the ceiling. J.D.: [still with voice] ...Dr. Cox... Dr. Cox: [snapping out of it] Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets. J.D.: I don't like candy bracelets. J.D.'s Thoughts: I love them! The nearby elevator opens. J.D.'s Thoughts: Now you gotta grab that elevator. But not without giving him his patented shoulder bump! J.D.: Good day. He pushes past Dr. Cox, knocking him in the shoulder... J.D.: OW! ...and drops to the ground in pain. J.D.: [from floor] How you like me now? This bit made me laugh so much!!
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Post by tgiwatford on May 24, 2006 19:19:14 GMT -1
Serviceman: Your not getting through this door. Its jammed.
JD: Umm, maybe there's a penny stuck in there.
Serviceman: Why would you say that?
JD: I don't know, its just a thought.
LONG PAUSE...
Serviceman: If there's a penny stuck in there, i'm taking you down!
THAT JUST CRACKS ME UP! ;D
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Post by Teesside White on May 29, 2006 20:19:26 GMT -1
(Cox about the adorable baby Jack) I've always wanted to become the father of a tiny gay sailor
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 5, 2006 21:04:03 GMT -1
Doctor Cox has become my role model in life.
Just ordered Series 3, i love it
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Post by Teesside White on Jun 7, 2006 11:35:56 GMT -1
Dan knocks JD over and Turk appears next to them Turk: Hey Dan Dan: Christopher.......looks like we have the makings of a dogpile here JD: Turk.... Turk: Sorry dude <jumps> JD: <Girly Scream>
Dan Dorian: I did not, repeat not just drop a toothbrush down the toilet Turk: Was it yellow? Dan: Blue JD: Dammit!
JD is signing a form resting on the wall, Janitor pulls it away Janitor: HAHA you drew on the wall <realises that he will have to clean it> Janitor: you drew on the wall, if that doesnt come off, then im coming for you
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Post by shinny on Aug 8, 2007 11:28:24 GMT -1
BUMP!!!
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Post by knifewrench on Aug 8, 2007 11:40:55 GMT -1
Hey dudes sign me up to this and coincidently as I think you can tell by my screename I am a fan of the Janitor's. Knifewrench classic . And now I am delighted to announce that I have fives seaons worth of it enjoy.
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 18, 2007 8:53:44 GMT -1
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 18, 2007 8:57:41 GMT -1
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 18, 2007 8:58:51 GMT -1
Is Dr Cox your hero Mort?
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