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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:20:29 GMT -1
No Nana Ninj - sewer of socks. Yes I always knew they were mine so if anyone stole them out of my shoes after PE I could prove it in a court of Law
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 13:23:27 GMT -1
It was indeed. I used to wear a lovely silk Oasis shirt over the top of it. I'm not a complete slut you know and I did have a boyfriend when I used to wear it. Now back to the fact that you wear Speedos.... ;D Darling, I would never call you a slut! Silk and rubber eh? Uh-oh, I'm getting ideas...! Haha, actually not since I was about 8... I prefer a nice pair of trunks
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2007 13:24:21 GMT -1
I suppose I am a little bit kinky. I did used to own a rubber dress after all. ;D Did it chafe? My misses went to Ann Summers once and bought the most sensible pair of lady garments in the entire world stupid cow. Then while she was bumbling about I set all the vibrators off and has races across the shop floor with them....got thrown out then It fitted quite nice actually. It keeps all your bits in the right place not like these scary holdy stomach pants and girdles you can buy. I love Ann Summers. They do some lovely underwear.
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 13:25:36 GMT -1
Then while she was bumbling about I set all the vibrators off and has races across the shop floor with them....got thrown out then Exalt for this! ;D Yes I always knew they were mine so if anyone stole them out of my shoes after PE I could prove it in a court of Law But smite for this! Ah well, you win some, you lose some eh?!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:26:14 GMT -1
Did it chafe? My misses went to Ann Summers once and bought the most sensible pair of lady garments in the entire world stupid cow. Then while she was bumbling about I set all the vibrators off and has races across the shop floor with them....got thrown out then It fitted quite nice actually. It keeps all your bits in the right place not like these scary holdy stomach pants and girdles you can buy. I love Ann Summers. They do some lovely underwear. Ann Summers is funny the on in London the shop assistant was trying to tell me that it wasn't a sex shop as we were stood next to Dildos and Lube
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:27:18 GMT -1
Then while she was bumbling about I set all the vibrators off and has races across the shop floor with them....got thrown out then Exalt for this! ;D Yes I always knew they were mine so if anyone stole them out of my shoes after PE I could prove it in a court of Law But smite for this! Ah well, you win some, you lose some eh?! Oh I wanted that exalt to
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2007 13:28:45 GMT -1
It fitted quite nice actually. It keeps all your bits in the right place not like these scary holdy stomach pants and girdles you can buy. I love Ann Summers. They do some lovely underwear. Ann Summers is funny the on in London the shop assistant was trying to tell me that it wasn't a sex shop as we were stood next to Dildos and Lube Well it's a very tame sex shop, but a sex shop non the less. My last purchase from there was quite funny. ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 13:28:55 GMT -1
Oh I wanted that exalt too Fortunately, I am a deeply kind human being. Exalt delivered!
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 13:30:43 GMT -1
Well it's a very tame sex shop, but a sex shop non the less. My last purchase from there was quite funny. ;D Tame by whose standards?! Go on then? I know you want to be asked!
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2007 13:32:42 GMT -1
Well it's a very tame sex shop, but a sex shop non the less. My last purchase from there was quite funny. ;D Tame by whose standards?! Go on then? I know you want to be asked! Tame compared to the Soho one I went in and there was a 15 inch latex fist! I bought a playboy bunny outfit with ears and all ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:32:57 GMT -1
Ann Summers is funny the on in London the shop assistant was trying to tell me that it wasn't a sex shop as we were stood next to Dildos and Lube Well it's a very tame sex shop, but a sex shop non the less. My last purchase from there was quite funny. ;D Strap on? Massaging Fairy wand? Paddle? Blow up sheep? Keith Chegwin
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:34:17 GMT -1
Tame by whose standards?! Go on then? I know you want to be asked! Tame compared to the Soho one I went in and there was a 15 inch latex fist! I bought a playboy bunny outfit with ears and all ;D I went to one in soho to it had some truely wierd things like a 12 inch long set of Love beads (dans le arse)
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 13:38:24 GMT -1
Tame compared to the Soho one I went in and there was a 15 inch latex fist! I bought a playboy bunny outfit with ears and all ;D *laughs inwardly* Happy Birthday Mr President!
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Post by Shippers on Jun 20, 2007 13:41:10 GMT -1
Know what you mean Ninj. I've dressed in a ski jacket, wellies and bikini for work today. *wolf Whistles*
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Post by Shippers on Jun 20, 2007 13:42:20 GMT -1
My last purchase from there was quite funny. ;D Keith Chegwin Ninj I'm ashamed of you!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:43:27 GMT -1
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Post by Shippers on Jun 20, 2007 13:45:29 GMT -1
I know but this is a new low. H says 'quite funny' and you respond with 'Keith Chegwin'? have you had a sense of humour transplant? Cheggers causes nothing but pain, and the repeated assertion that he goes pop has yet to come to fruition as promised. I for one am shocked and dissappointed.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:48:18 GMT -1
I know but this is a new low. H says 'quite funny' and you respond with 'Keith Chegwin'? have you had a sense of humour transplant? Cheggers causes nothing but pain, and the repeated assertion that he goes pop has yet to come to fruition as promised. I for one am shocked and dissappointed. I feel I have caused you deep emotional scarring for that i will purge my sins with fire and Brimstone, could I get that from B&Q?
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Post by Shippers on Jun 20, 2007 13:52:32 GMT -1
I know but this is a new low. H says 'quite funny' and you respond with 'Keith Chegwin'? have you had a sense of humour transplant? Cheggers causes nothing but pain, and the repeated assertion that he goes pop has yet to come to fruition as promised. I for one am shocked and dissappointed. I feel I have caused you deep emotional scarring for that i will purge my sins with fire and Brimstone, could I get that from B&Q? B&Q are evil. There's an awesome quote from waterboy that goes like this... First Guy: "you can do it" Second Guy: "Yeah Kick his f**king head in!" But now when I use that quote people cock it up. Me: "You can do it" Stuppid thick people who've no sense of fun or originalit: "if you B&Q it". For this reason and this reason alone I disdain the unnaturally evil forces of B&Q
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 20, 2007 13:54:09 GMT -1
I feel I have caused you deep emotional scarring for that i will purge my sins with fire and Brimstone, could I get that from B&Q? B&Q are evil. There's an awesome quote from waterboy that goes like this... First Guy: "you can do it" Second Guy: "Yeah Kick his f**king head in!" But now when I use that quote people cock it up. Me: "You can do it" Stuppid thick people who've no sense of fun or originalit: "if you B&Q it". For this reason and this reason alone I disdain the unnaturally evil forces of B&Q Focus DIY Super store?
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