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Post by SouthgatesBarmyArmy on Dec 28, 2006 17:24:09 GMT -1
Well then, was you picking reading to support a bad choice of team? Not in your eyes, and its the same to me!
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:25:52 GMT -1
Well then, was you picking reading to support a bad choice of team? Not in your eyes, and its the same to me! Shut up, you two-faced virgin!
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Post by Giar on Dec 28, 2006 17:32:03 GMT -1
i do realise that fella but if you fancy telling us we dont know shit and telling us to keep our noses out of whats going on at your pointless club then you should really have figured that somebody is going to have a little dig back, so deal with it
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:33:44 GMT -1
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know because I'm not wasting police time because you know Micha? Well, she saw the whole thing, right, because she was bunking off school because she was gonna go down the wimbley and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he's been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, only don't tell Bethany that because she's fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at him during Home Ec'
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Post by JJ on Dec 28, 2006 17:36:23 GMT -1
I worry about you, Mort
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:38:47 GMT -1
But, anyway I have met Blazin' Squad and they said I should definitely come backstage and see 'em and do 'em, and anyway I do know them already because I'm their assistant. And if Rowan Gordon says I'm not then don't listen to him because everyone knows he's mental because he once shoved his knob through Miss Mayal's letterbox.
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Post by Giar on Dec 28, 2006 17:38:52 GMT -1
was thinking the exact same thing JJ
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Dec 28, 2006 17:39:25 GMT -1
I worry about you, Mort I do too. Complete nutter
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Post by weallloveleeds on Dec 28, 2006 17:39:48 GMT -1
But, anyway I have met Blazin' Squad and they said I should definitely come backstage and see 'em and do 'em, and anyway I do know them already because I'm their assistant. And if Rowan Gordon says I'm not then don't listen to him because everyone knows he's mental because he once shoved his knob through Miss Mayal's letterbox. Dust?
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:40:15 GMT -1
I worry about you, Mort I do too. Complete nutter No, but yeah, but no, because if you don't let me in then Blazin' Squad are well gonna give you beatings because I've actually already met them already anyway, actually, down at the Radio 1 Roadshow at Weston Super-Mare!
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:41:03 GMT -1
But, anyway I have met Blazin' Squad and they said I should definitely come backstage and see 'em and do 'em, and anyway I do know them already because I'm their assistant. And if Rowan Gordon says I'm not then don't listen to him because everyone knows he's mental because he once shoved his knob through Miss Mayal's letterbox. Dust? www.imdb.com/title/tt0358856/quotes
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 28, 2006 17:41:47 GMT -1
Is this the real Morton?
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Post by weallloveleeds on Dec 28, 2006 17:41:54 GMT -1
Daffyd Thomas, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there! Quality! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Dec 28, 2006 17:44:14 GMT -1
I do too. Complete nutter No, but yeah, but no, because if you don't let me in then Blazin' Squad are well gonna give you beatings because I've actually already met them already anyway, actually, down at the Radio 1 Roadshow at Weston Super-Mare! Sad reality is, all the chavs at my school speak like that
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:46:14 GMT -1
Daffyd Thomas, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there! Quality! ;D Daffyd: Ma. Da. There's something I need to tell you both. I am... [deep breath] Father: Asthmatic? Daffyd: No! I am... a gay! Oh! Mother: Very nice. Father: Yeah, good for you, lad. Oh, it says here that the bucket had a chrome handle. Daffyd: So you don't mind? Father: No. Daffyd: So you're not going disown me and cast me asunder? Mother: Eh? Oh, no. Quite frankly, we did had an inkling. [washes Daffyd's gay clothes]
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:47:05 GMT -1
No, but yeah, but no, because if you don't let me in then Blazin' Squad are well gonna give you beatings because I've actually already met them already anyway, actually, down at the Radio 1 Roadshow at Weston Super-Mare! Sad reality is, all the chavs at my school speak like that ha ha you live in chavville Is this the real Morton? no
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Dec 28, 2006 17:49:40 GMT -1
Sad reality is, all the chavs at my school speak like that ha ha you live in chavville There's chavs everywhere, you must live near some somewhere
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:50:37 GMT -1
ha ha you live in chavville There's chavs everywhere, you must live near some somewhere nope... we burnt them all...
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Dec 28, 2006 17:51:55 GMT -1
There's chavs everywhere, you must live near some somewhere nope... we burnt them all... Good idea...
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Post by mortontheblade on Dec 28, 2006 17:58:21 GMT -1
nope... we burnt them all... Good idea... like witches...
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