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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:07:30 GMT -1
And you sunshine - I'm going to pickle you sister (or other significant female relative) and export her to russia to work as a speciality hooker in Moscow's famous flavoured brothels! like it, so long as I get the proceeds! ;D
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Post by Shippers on Dec 7, 2006 12:08:05 GMT -1
GRRRRRRRRr
Vive Le Space Raiders!
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:08:48 GMT -1
So Shippers are you telling us all that you burp your worm thinking about horse face, get down the opticians lad!
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 12:09:05 GMT -1
I'm eating banoffee ice cream and enjoying the experience.
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Post by Remember Jesus on Dec 7, 2006 12:09:23 GMT -1
So Shippers are you telling us all that you burp your worm thinking about horse face, get down the opticians lad! Sharpish ;D
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Post by Shippers on Dec 7, 2006 12:09:28 GMT -1
And you sunshine - I'm going to pickle you sister (or other significant female relative) and export her to russia to work as a speciality hooker in Moscow's famous flavoured brothels! like it, so long as I get the proceeds! ;D no chance! On the procedes I'm going to take your mother out for a seafood dinner, and never call her again!
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2006 12:10:30 GMT -1
no chance! On the procedes I'm going to take your mother out for a seafood dinner, and never call her again! I've heard that before somewhere... ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png)
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Post by Shippers on Dec 7, 2006 12:10:34 GMT -1
blurp my worm? Are you referencing towards bothering harry?
I wouldn't do such a thing - tis sacrelige - she's sacred!
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Post by Shippers on Dec 7, 2006 12:10:59 GMT -1
no chance! On the procedes I'm going to take your mother out for a seafood dinner, and never call her again! I've heard that before somewhere... ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) I know I'm running out of ideas.
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:11:58 GMT -1
like it, so long as I get the proceeds! ;D no chance! On the procedes I'm going to take your mother out for a seafood dinner, and never call her again! My Mother keeps good company, and not the sort that have fantasies about hussies who make a living jumping in and out of helicopters!
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 12:12:05 GMT -1
I've heard that before somewhere... ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) I know I'm running out of ideas. ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, damn you Salazar.
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:13:02 GMT -1
blurp my worm? Are you referencing towards bothering harry? I wouldn't do such a thing - tis sacrelige - she's sacred! Only because your scared to stick your favorite pictures together!
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Post by Shippers on Dec 7, 2006 12:14:47 GMT -1
no chance! On the procedes I'm going to take your mother out for a seafood dinner, and never call her again! My Mother keeps good company, and not the sort that have fantasies about hussies who make a living jumping in and out of helicopters! Hussy? Anneka probably built that children's home you libved in with her bear hands, and nothing but a fiver and graham the sound man to fund it. This of course after your mother tried to sell your ears on the black market, having wired them up to a sony walkman and marketing them as 'descreet headphones'. Then Social services took you in and treated you like a london underground toilet cleaner.
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2006 12:17:50 GMT -1
Anneka probably built that children's home you libved in with her bear hands I'd never noticed that she had hairy hands. Wasn't Salazar the Portuguese dictator H? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:18:45 GMT -1
My point exactly she went round get freebies in exchange for a flash of the derriere and who knows what other sexual favours.
I have no understanding of social welfare, that my friend is beneath me. Still you seem very well clued up, then again you must have a masters in it being a Scouser!
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2006 12:20:43 GMT -1
then again you must have a masters in it being a Scouser! wap-wap-waaa. he's not a scouser, just lives there... good point though.
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Post by Shippers on Dec 7, 2006 12:21:17 GMT -1
I'm not a scouser! D'oh! I'm from Somerset. You mong!
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:22:09 GMT -1
then again you must have a masters in it being a Scouser! wap-wap-waaa. he's not a scouser, just lives there... good point though. You lay down with dogs you get fleas!
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 12:22:58 GMT -1
I'm not a scouser! D'oh! I'm from Somerset. You mong! I like Portishead!
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 7, 2006 12:23:35 GMT -1
I'm not a scouser! D'oh! I'm from Somerset. You mong! Not much better really, cider drinking incontinent or a doley - both equally bad!
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