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Post by CHOPPER READ on May 23, 2007 16:53:15 GMT -1
Crying cos they have travelled without a ticket then not being able to get one. No ticket,don't fucking travel! Not brain busting science is it?
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 23, 2007 17:00:41 GMT -1
PMSL ;d Just saw a fat scouse (no offence to 'large' peeps) on't telly crying coz the flight he was meant to get had been cancelled.. tehehe.
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Post by mortontheblade on May 23, 2007 17:01:49 GMT -1
evil!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 23, 2007 17:02:22 GMT -1
I know, and not a bit sorry for it ;d
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Post by gt on May 23, 2007 17:03:40 GMT -1
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Post by mortontheblade on May 23, 2007 17:03:53 GMT -1
HA! Thats an admittance! .... STRING HER UP!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on May 23, 2007 17:04:41 GMT -1
Someone slashed the tyres! PMSL ;d Just saw a fat scouse (no offence to 'large' peeps) on't telly crying coz the flight he was meant to get had been cancelled.. tehehe. |
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Post by gt on May 23, 2007 17:05:44 GMT -1
The real reason why the flight was cancelled from John Lennon Aiport   |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on May 23, 2007 17:08:01 GMT -1
Oh yes please! Dirty job and all that!  HA! Thats an admittance! .... STRING HER UP! |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 23, 2007 17:10:19 GMT -1
Someone slashed the tyres! PMSL ;d Just saw a fat scouse (no offence to 'large' peeps) on't telly crying coz the flight he was meant to get had been cancelled.. tehehe. Or stole 'em!! "City of Liverpool suffers hub cap shortage" - Thousands of motorists have been left fuming after hubcaps were stolen in the run up to the Champs League final. |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 23, 2007 17:10:21 GMT -1
The real reason why the flight was cancelled from John Lennon Aiport OI - you pinched my picture off the derby boards!! ;D ;D Liverpool life thread - there's loads like it! |
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Post by gt on May 23, 2007 17:11:29 GMT -1
LOL I so did not I had to do loads of google image searches to find it, I may well have seen it on your thread in the past though The real reason why the flight was cancelled from John Lennon Aiport OI - you pinched my picture off the derby boards!! ;D ;D Liverpool life thread - there's loads like it! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 23, 2007 17:14:55 GMT -1
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Post by gt on May 23, 2007 17:16:47 GMT -1
This one always meks me laugh, no caption mind  |
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Post by mortontheblade on May 23, 2007 17:18:11 GMT -1
This one always meks me laugh, no caption mind ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on May 23, 2007 17:20:46 GMT -1
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Post by gt on May 23, 2007 17:22:57 GMT -1
lol, tres bien
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Post by JimboTheRam on Jun 8, 2007 16:48:34 GMT -1
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Post by SpeEdyGonZo on Jun 15, 2007 13:41:21 GMT -1
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jul 16, 2007 20:38:17 GMT -1
There are that many boarded up windows in Liverpool the window cleaner goes round with a fucking sander.
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