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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:05:43 GMT -1
Stop crying Fuck Face! ;D Lol, I wasn't really Chesty! So, wassup with my Angel of the North? I'm bored of weddings I just want to be married now!
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Post by Main Admin Account on Dec 7, 2006 9:06:42 GMT -1
Well look at the bright side... Which is??? Thanks SG. Sod's Law says I'm going to get it though just in time for the run up the wedding!!! Hi Jules All your friends have come to cheer you up ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:07:12 GMT -1
Where I left it thanks. Still a window licker? Yes, I'm still barking! How's about yourself? And as for windows....... *thinks curry houses and bum cheeks* ...and then licking windows?
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 7, 2006 9:07:38 GMT -1
Lol, I wasn't really Chesty! So, wassup with my Angel of the North? I'm bored of weddings I just want to be married now! Heavens to Betsy! Calm down luv - it'll happen in good time! I can picture it now; the bride arrives, smelling gently redolant of Vicks Vapour rup and sucking a Halls Menthol Eucalyptus.....while sniffling snot into a hanky..... ;D ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 7, 2006 9:08:10 GMT -1
Yes, I'm still barking! How's about yourself? And as for windows....... *thinks curry houses and bum cheeks* ...and then licking windows? You filthy bint! I like your thinking!!!!!
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:08:14 GMT -1
Which is??? Thanks SG. Sod's Law says I'm going to get it though just in time for the run up the wedding!!! Hi Jules All your friends have come to cheer you up ;D That's true Ben I'm not talking to myself now like some mad old woman.
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Post by Main Admin Account on Dec 7, 2006 9:08:56 GMT -1
All your friends have come to cheer you up ;D That's true Ben I'm not talking to myself now like some mad old woman. No now your talking to others...like some mad old woman!
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:09:38 GMT -1
I'm bored of weddings I just want to be married now! Heavens to Betsy! Calm down luv - it'll happen in good time! I can picture it now; the bride arrives, smelling gently redolant of Vicks Vapour rup and sucking a Halls Menthol Eucalyptus.....while sniffling snot into a hanky..... ;D ;D Don't even joke about it! The saying "every bride is beautiful" does not apply if you've got mucas running down your face!
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2006 9:10:01 GMT -1
I can picture it now; the bride arrives, smelling gently redolant of Vicks Vapour rup and sucking a Halls Menthol Eucalyptus.....while sniffling snot into a hanky..... ;D ;D ;D I'm having strange visions of A2V's wedding...! I can just imagine him swaying slightly at the front, necking a bottle of Veno's, as the future Mrs A2V made stately procession down the aisle...!
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:10:29 GMT -1
That's true Ben I'm not talking to myself now like some mad old woman. No now your talking to others...like some mad old woman! Ah so normality is restored...I'm not that old I just had a big paper round!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 7, 2006 9:10:31 GMT -1
That's true Ben I'm not talking to myself now like some mad old woman. No now your talking to others...like some mad old woman! Mrs H, I think you can consider yourself properly bitch slapped by Ben! For shame on you Ben..... actually, that was bloody funny. Exalted young fella me lad! ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 7, 2006 9:11:36 GMT -1
Heavens to Betsy! Calm down luv - it'll happen in good time! I can picture it now; the bride arrives, smelling gently redolant of Vicks Vapour rup and sucking a Halls Menthol Eucalyptus.....while sniffling snot into a hanky..... ;D ;D Don't even joke about it! The saying "every bride is beautiful" does not apply if you've got mucas running down your face! Well CAV's pet-name for you is Snot Face (isn't it?)..... Oh the irony!
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:11:56 GMT -1
I can picture it now; the bride arrives, smelling gently redolant of Vicks Vapour rup and sucking a Halls Menthol Eucalyptus.....while sniffling snot into a hanky..... ;D ;D ;D I'm having strange visions of A2V's wedding...! I can just imagine him swaying slightly at the front, necking a bottle of Veno's, as the future Mrs A2V made stately procession down the aisle...! I can't imagine A2V getting married. He's very anti establishment.
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Post by Main Admin Account on Dec 7, 2006 9:12:10 GMT -1
Thank you! I would like to thank my mum and dad for standing by me. Also...
ah bollocks to it ;D
How arre you mate?
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:13:12 GMT -1
Don't even joke about it! The saying "every bride is beautiful" does not apply if you've got mucas running down your face! Well CAV's pet-name for you is Snot Face (isn't it?)..... Oh the irony! Tis true. I'm going to look like an extra from Kes with crusty snot on my face.
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 7, 2006 9:13:24 GMT -1
Thank you! I would like to thank my mum and dad for standing by me. Also... ah bollocks to it ;D How arre you mate? I'm fair to middling thanks Ben! ;D
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Post by Main Admin Account on Dec 7, 2006 9:14:17 GMT -1
Thank you! I would like to thank my mum and dad for standing by me. Also... ah bollocks to it ;D How arre you mate? I'm fair to middling thanks Ben! ;D Good Good. I trust Sarah is well...not snotfaced like Mrs H
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2006 9:15:20 GMT -1
I'm fair to middling thanks Ben! ;D Good Good. I trust Sarah is well...not snotfaced like Mrs H Don't cheek your elders Benjamin! lol
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2006 9:16:11 GMT -1
I can't imagine A2V getting married. He's very anti establishment. Hmmm, true! I guess it's just the beautiful image of him necking cough mixture, possibly from a paper bag that makes me laugh... kinda Barney Gumble -esque! ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 7, 2006 9:16:23 GMT -1
Well CAV's pet-name for you is Snot Face (isn't it?)..... Oh the irony! Tis true. I'm going to look like an extra from Kes with crusty snot on my face. Streaming eyes, aching limbs, pasty face, hot and cold sweats.....and that's just the wedding night! ;D Joking apart, I hope your wedding day is bloody brilliant for you both Mrs H and that it goes without a hitch (well, apart from you getting "hitched". I'll shut up now I think) (I'm saying this now because my posting record over the last few months on message boards has been piss-poor and I never know when I'll be bothered to post again!)
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