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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 23, 2006 11:50:41 GMT -1
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Post by MikeNewellsBarmyArmy on Apr 23, 2006 11:57:31 GMT -1
Ill piss in your mouth, if you shit on my pitch!
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Post by JJ on Apr 23, 2006 12:18:11 GMT -1
Try harder. Rooney told me that Ronaldo is far better than you are |
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Post by alidyer on Apr 23, 2006 12:25:32 GMT -1
'oshi-te, damn thats good, I just knew i was gonna score today....'
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Post by kinghornet on Apr 23, 2006 12:52:00 GMT -1
Number 15 seems dissapointed that he only scored with a header
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Apr 23, 2006 13:46:44 GMT -1
It certainly wasn't 'Turkish Delight' for Nihat.......
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 23, 2006 14:41:15 GMT -1
Unidentified Prem Player: "I just wish I could find my mobile phone. Fuck. Where did I put it?"
22 (Ashley Cole): "You'll see it faster than you think, I'm touching cloth."
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Apr 23, 2006 15:05:05 GMT -1
15 was glad that 22 really sucked at blow football.. |
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Post by duckfish007 on Apr 23, 2006 15:17:05 GMT -1
Nope still can't see it, let me get a closer look |
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Post by coachiolalufc on Apr 23, 2006 15:28:19 GMT -1
player 22 just couldnt wait till after his match for a golden shower thats my first ever caption  |
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Post by mrdragon on Apr 23, 2006 16:44:49 GMT -1
"Do you think anybody is watching? Will they care if they see us?"
"Nope. This IS the Withdean!"
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Post by ade on Apr 23, 2006 17:33:51 GMT -1
i was going to struggle sod it your there now so do you know ware ashley is than.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 23, 2006 20:33:39 GMT -1
Nihat wasnt too disappointed when he found out the Costa rican players liked to HUM their National Anthem!!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Apr 23, 2006 20:37:43 GMT -1
O SHIT Ashley's got braces 
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eagleeye
League 2 Player
7 bloody minutes!
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Post by eagleeye on Apr 24, 2006 9:54:03 GMT -1
New bingo call - two little sucks...........22
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Apr 24, 2006 12:38:14 GMT -1
Number 15 trys to relax as the 22 slips a mobile up his arse and sucks him off in front of a 37,000 full house. |
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2006 12:39:27 GMT -1
Barry Davies
"Now number 22 is getting ready for his qualifying jump in this the Olympic Ultimate Leap Frog Championship"
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Post by officergroyman on Apr 24, 2006 15:35:32 GMT -1
South American's may not like to go to their knees & blow, but they do enjoy performing the occasional squat & suck.
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 24, 2006 19:00:06 GMT -1
Football mad number 22 still marvelled at his novelty washing machine but had to concede that it was bloody difficult to get all of your socks out.
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Post by Coxy™ on Apr 24, 2006 20:44:48 GMT -1
no no i think your lying about it looking bigger when you pose
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