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Post by MRMILLWALL on Mar 28, 2006 14:08:09 GMT -1
Match 1 of SEASON 4![](http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005210908,00.jpg) Steven Gerrard was enjoying his new role as the Carolina Panthers Team fluffer. He mused to himself that you even get a set of knee pads for the job aswell.
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Mar 28, 2006 17:51:56 GMT -1
Its the old 'stick your hand in the hole and guess' game........suffice to say Spignall was wrong with his guess of 'playdoh'
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Post by GeoFox on Mar 28, 2006 18:43:22 GMT -1
Although Gerrard seemed particularly aroused by the whole thing, upon reflection it may have improved the team's game had Thomas and Spignell had the foresight to use lubricant in the previous evening's exploits.
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Post by Super Danny Webber on Mar 28, 2006 20:19:39 GMT -1
Tom's ass isn't get used to injury treatment like that
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 28, 2006 21:54:15 GMT -1
Tom's ass isn't get used to injury treatment like that Yeah well, things just isn't get used to how they used to were! Been on the wine too?
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 28, 2006 21:57:16 GMT -1
Tom's ass isn't get used to injury treatment like that Yeah well, things just isn't get used to how they used to were! Been on the wine too? im sure there is a sentence in there somewhere, but i cant find it!!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 28, 2006 21:59:34 GMT -1
Yeah well, things just isn't get used to how they used to were! Been on the wine too? im sure there is a sentence in there somewhere, but i cant find it!!And then try translating it into "Cuban"!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 28, 2006 22:02:39 GMT -1
im sure there is a sentence in there somewhere, but i cant find it!! And then try translating it into "Cuban"! It came back as 'El Bullshitto Maximo Grande Vino Verde Mucho Tanked Uppo' Makes no sense to me!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 28, 2006 22:07:01 GMT -1
And then try translating it into "Cuban"! It came back as 'El Bullshitto Maximo Grande Vino Verde Mucho Tanked Uppo' Makes no sense to me!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Worrying, as it was all perfectly clear to me. Reminded me of the old Italian Expression: Si tu e suffiente sutto pisto, tutto li frasi e claro perfecto.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 28, 2006 22:16:43 GMT -1
OI!!!!! - less of the spouting bollocks on match threads please! ;D
It clouds my judgment - too many Gresleys and too many Pasties. Too many same names they go out the window - looks like they're entering multiple captions!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 28, 2006 22:20:17 GMT -1
OI!!!!! - less of the spouting bollocks on match threads please! ;D It clouds my judgment - too many Gresleys and too many Pasties. Too many same names they go out the window - looks like they're entering multiple captions! Ooh, an unusual intervention by the referee - the start of anti-sledging measures in an effort to clean up the game. Oops. Sorry. More bollocks
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 19:01:22 GMT -1
THE RESULTS
1. Officer Groyman 7pts 2. Exeter Saint 6 pts 3. JJ 5 pts 4. Incredible Hulse 4 pts 5. Greenday 3 pts 6. Eagleeye 2 pts 7. Mr Millwall 1 pt
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Post by Billy on Mar 29, 2006 19:14:01 GMT -1
oh dear that's a bad start - and I thought that was my best of the three ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 19:17:41 GMT -1
can we appeal against our yellow cards??? i feel like a naughty schoolkid, whose been made to face the corner!
PS. There is no such thing as 'too many gresleys'!!!!!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:25:44 GMT -1
Sorry GR - should have read "too TALL gresleys" ;D
And you nailed it in Match 2!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:31:30 GMT -1
yeah, sometimes simple is good! I think i might have found a couple of corkers for the new piccies! time will tell eh!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:34:28 GMT -1
I was tempted to initiate a Super League - League Champ vs Euro Champion (couldn't do it in Season 2 as I did the double ;D).
But it would be you vs Sterland - head to head over 14 captions! Only Rules would be Mel has be Ashley Cole themes and yours would have to Wolrd Farting Competition ones!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:38:37 GMT -1
I was tempted to initiate a Super League - League Champ vs Euro Champion (couldn't do it in Season 2 as I did the double ;D). But it would be you vs Sterland - head to head over 14 captions! Only Rules would be Mel has be Ashley Cole themes and yours would have to Wolrd Farting Competition ones! Would have been a bloody battle to the bitter end, with no sleep for 2 weeks! ;D I think Mel has got more scope for captions with Mr Cole (as he is refered to in our court case) than i would have for Farting, but i'd be prepared to give it a go! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I mean, how could you include farting on the rooney picture??!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:45:02 GMT -1
Something along the lines of "Christian - as soft as your mouth is - do you have to practise your emissions in readiness for the World Farting Competition"
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:46:11 GMT -1
AND for Mr Sterland
"Love it when you dress in kinky gear Ashley - hows about you shove that mobile up my arse now"
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