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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 22, 2006 21:40:03 GMT -1
Remember those fortunate to have progressed to the CL semis - this is the second leg caption! To everyone else the league is close and the Champions League places are very much up for grabs for Season 4! Rhino's Horn was always considered to be THE BEST aphrodisiac!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 22, 2006 22:24:48 GMT -1
The blonde misunderstood when the mascot asked if she would like to see him with his head peeled back....
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 22, 2006 22:58:56 GMT -1
In Leeds, an outbreak of Pagan iconography among local virgins results in the first sunny day for 123 years.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 22, 2006 23:47:08 GMT -1
FFS - I read then two and wish I hadn't! Laugh!!! Thought my trousers would never dry! Top quality boys - expect the onslaught from the rest of the captionites!
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Mar 23, 2006 3:55:59 GMT -1
Julie from Leeds won the how many mascots can you blow in an hour world record.
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Post by alidyer on Mar 23, 2006 4:19:24 GMT -1
S4E, thats a winner - got to be the funniest caption ive seen so far. The blonde misunderstood when the mascot asked if she would like to see him with his head peeled back....
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eagleeye
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7 bloody minutes!
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Post by eagleeye on Mar 23, 2006 8:20:44 GMT -1
S4E, thats a winner - got to be the funniest caption ive seen so far. The blonde misunderstood when the mascot asked if she would like to see him with his head peeled back.... 100% agree
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eagleeye
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7 bloody minutes!
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Post by eagleeye on Mar 23, 2006 8:23:42 GMT -1
Yes Ronnie the Rhino had the horn every week, but this was ridiculous.
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Post by Stan on Mar 23, 2006 8:30:21 GMT -1
The cheerleader misunderstood what a swallow dive was...
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Post by Billy on Mar 23, 2006 9:27:46 GMT -1
guess we're playing for second spot now after Sterland's winner. So...
If you think the Rhino's happy you should see the smile on the guy inside the suit
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Mar 23, 2006 13:35:35 GMT -1
Anyone for half-time refreshments?...
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 23, 2006 15:09:08 GMT -1
With a curtsey and a bow Melissa gave Ronny the halftime show of the season...................or should that be "blow" of the season
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 23, 2006 17:26:29 GMT -1
Remember those fortunate to have progressed to the CL semis - this is the second leg caption! To everyone else the league is close and the Champions League places are very much up for grabs for Season 4! Rhino's Horn was always considered to be THE BEST aphrodisiac! "yeah ok love, you've got cellulite, you were born in middlesboro - i agree life can be a bitch!! But sometimes you've just gotta take it on the chin...."
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 23, 2006 18:36:55 GMT -1
Remember those fortunate to have progressed to the CL semis - this is the second leg caption! To everyone else the league is close and the Champions League places are very much up for grabs for Season 4! Rhino's Horn was always considered to be THE BEST aphrodisiac!Thats it love, mix it with your tea and you shall be fit as a fiddle in no time.
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 23, 2006 20:10:55 GMT -1
Cheers mate! ;D S4E, thats a winner - got to be the funniest caption ive seen so far. The blonde misunderstood when the mascot asked if she would like to see him with his head peeled back....
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Post by alidyer on Mar 23, 2006 20:23:38 GMT -1
seconds after the cheerleader had been decapitated the rhino was heard to say,
'fuck it, I still would, i've got enough head for both of us anyhow'
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Post by ArgyleChick on Mar 23, 2006 21:07:04 GMT -1
Not really a caption, but I am sure a lot of girls will be delighted to see that even cheerleaders have cellulite - must be a girl inside that Rhino outfit considering the grin on its face!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 23, 2006 21:33:53 GMT -1
Not all guys are after that perfect image of a woman, 99.9 percent of us know a woman is going to have a bit of it.. We're not all perfect you know.. Not really a caption, but I am sure a lot of girls will be delighted to see that even cheerleaders have cellulite - must be a girl inside that Rhino outfit considering the grin on its face!
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Post by JJ on Mar 23, 2006 21:54:35 GMT -1
Ronnie the Rhino had always considered himself to be horny, and now it seems it's not just him that thinks so.....
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 23, 2006 22:34:30 GMT -1
Nice!! No holiday on Teeside for you Gresley.. Remember those fortunate to have progressed to the CL semis - this is the second leg caption! To everyone else the league is close and the Champions League places are very much up for grabs for Season 4! Rhino's Horn was always considered to be THE BEST aphrodisiac! "yeah ok love, you've got cellulite, you were born in middlesboro - i agree life can be a bitch!! But sometimes you've just gotta take it on the chin...."
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