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Post by C@V on Nov 21, 2007 9:20:29 GMT -1
Ummm... Is there anything I should say, or shall I leave you to your condiment-play   Say......."Ahh isn't love beautiful!"  |
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 21, 2007 9:24:44 GMT -1
Say......."Ahh isn't love beautiful!" or do you want chips with that ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 9:26:00 GMT -1
Say......."Ahh isn't love beautiful!" To be honest with you......I really don't remember  On an unrelated topic, if I tried to put my head through the computer screen, do you think I'd be sectioned, or simply electrocuted? |
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 21, 2007 9:27:29 GMT -1
On an unrelated topic, if I tried to put my head through the computer screen, do you think I'd be sectioned, or simply electrocuted? Have you been smoking? |
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Post by C@V on Nov 21, 2007 9:28:07 GMT -1
Say......."Ahh isn't love beautiful!" To be honest with you......I really don't remember On an unrelated topic, if I tried to put my head through the computer screen, do you think I'd be sectioned, or simply electrocuted? I think you'd arrive through my screen and we could have a cup of green tea. |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 21, 2007 9:29:03 GMT -1
To be honest with you......I really don't remember On an unrelated topic, if I tried to put my head through the computer screen, do you think I'd be sectioned, or simply electrocuted? I think you'd arrive through my screen and we could have a cup of green tea. Why are all computer monitors linked directly to you? |
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Post by C@V on Nov 21, 2007 9:30:34 GMT -1
I think you'd arrive through my screen and we could have a cup of green tea. Why are all computer monitors linked directly to you? I'm the Oracle.........................and the MIcrosoft! |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 21, 2007 9:31:43 GMT -1
Say......."Ahh isn't love beautiful!" or do you want chips with that ;D I go better with Dauphinoise  |
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 21, 2007 9:31:48 GMT -1
I'm the Oracle.........................and the MIcrosoft! Matrix more like! |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 9:35:11 GMT -1
I think you'd arrive through my screen and we could have a cup of green tea. That's a sweet thought Matthew. Well I could certainly use the anti-carcinogen thingies, argh, brain-death, you know what I mean... |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 9:37:40 GMT -1
A vasectomy's a medical procedure
One that makes you half a man (you're half a man)
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose
Well essentially that is the plan (that is the plan)
Well I'm starting to get the picture, but how's it done?
You make a small incision in the scrotal skin
Isolate the vas and then (isolate the vas and then)
You roll it in position with a towel clamp
Then you snip the fiberous tissue (then you snip the fiberous tissue)
You'll never have to wear a condom
When you do it with your wife
Or anyone else you do it with we promise not to tell
like that new hot chick at work
you know the one who always as high beams under her
ribbed white cotton t-shirt
but then stares daggers at you for checking her out
And it's like why do you wear that if you don't
want attention but you know you shouldn't
think that way because of the sexual harrassement
meeting you all had to go to
Seriously how lame was that
And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer
running the seminar had a huge rack
like ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk
about that kind of stuff
Well I guess that's the definition of the word "Irony"
Goodbye
Say goodbye to manhood (Goodbye)
Say goodbye to babies
Say goodbye to kids like Meg (Vacuum out your sack)
;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 21, 2007 9:38:26 GMT -1
I go better with Dauphinoise Indeed a fine choice |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 10:11:02 GMT -1
I wasn't always like this, was I? I'm going to say yes ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 10:19:22 GMT -1
I wasn't always like this, was I? I'm going to say yes ;D LOL, bastard! Right I'll delete it now, shouldn't expect you lot to act as free therapists  Then again you know what they say about a "friend in need" |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 10:23:06 GMT -1
Right I'll delete it now, shouldn't expect you lot to act as free therapists Then again you know what they say about a "friend in need" I could offer therapy for a reasonable fee; however, I can't guarantee you'll like the outcome! ;D He's a real bore down the pub?  |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 10:25:34 GMT -1
I could offer therapy for a reasonable fee; however, I can't guarantee you'll like the outcome! ;D He's a real bore down the pub? I don't need therapy, that's just clearly how people see it. Fuckers. No... you're confused. Something to do with a Good Samaritan |
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 24, 2007 11:41:07 GMT -1
Pretty pics of the Eiffel Tower first    tis a silly power pylon - they've not even connected it up .. |
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 24, 2007 11:42:24 GMT -1
thats just how i thought you'd look ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 24, 2007 19:06:32 GMT -1
thats just how i thought you'd look ;D And yet I'm still pretty than you on my ugliest day Mortycakes! ;D  |
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Post by Imp on Nov 24, 2007 20:55:29 GMT -1
thats just how i thought you'd look ;D And yet I'm still pretty than you on my ugliest day Mortycakes! ;D You scrub up extremely well, chick! Loving the way you work the 'pissed' look! |
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Forever without exception. x
