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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 15, 2007 12:12:00 GMT -1
I take it they weren't being discreet! No they weren't!! To save me the trouble of re-typing it all, I'll just post what PM'd Jules yesterday. 'I've been psychologically traumatised!! I got the bus into town on my way home yesterday, and as it was busy I sat at the back on the top deck (like all the hard kids do!!). When I got on there was a fat munting woman, snogging up a fat munting man .... which was diconcerting, but alright. She then proceeded to put his hand up her skirt and then put her own hand down his trousers ........ I began to feel quite queasy. Then frotted each other and moaned away for a bit ............ and then she got down on her knees opened up his flies and started sucking him off!! It was like viewing a car crash, in slow motion. Just as I thought things could get no worse she hitched her skirt up and climbed aboard (so to speak!!). It was like watching sealions having a barging competition ......... and is singularly the most hideous thing I have ever seen ......... I may never recover!! ' Chubber porn
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:14:27 GMT -1
No they weren't!! To save me the trouble of re-typing it all, I'll just post what PM'd Jules yesterday. 'I've been psychologically traumatised!! I got the bus into town on my way home yesterday, and as it was busy I sat at the back on the top deck (like all the hard kids do!!). When I got on there was a fat munting woman, snogging up a fat munting man .... which was diconcerting, but alright. She then proceeded to put his hand up her skirt and then put her own hand down his trousers ........ I began to feel quite queasy. Then frotted each other and moaned away for a bit ............ and then she got down on her knees opened up his flies and started sucking him off!! It was like viewing a car crash, in slow motion. Just as I thought things could get no worse she hitched her skirt up and climbed aboard (so to speak!!). It was like watching sealions having a barging competition ......... and is singularly the most hideous thing I have ever seen ......... I may never recover!! ' Chubber porn ...... exactly!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 15, 2007 12:20:30 GMT -1
I take it they weren't being discreet! No they weren't!! To save me the trouble of re-typing it all, I'll just post what PM'd Jules yesterday. 'I've been psychologically traumatised!! I got the bus into town on my way home yesterday, and as it was busy I sat at the back on the top deck (like all the hard kids do!!). When I got on there was a fat munting woman, snogging up a fat munting man .... which was diconcerting, but alright. She then proceeded to put his hand up her skirt and then put her own hand down his trousers ........ I began to feel quite queasy. Then frotted each other and moaned away for a bit ............ and then she got down on her knees opened up his flies and started sucking him off!! It was like viewing a car crash, in slow motion. Just as I thought things could get no worse she hitched her skirt up and climbed aboard (so to speak!!). It was like watching sealions having a barging competition ......... and is singularly the most hideous thing I have ever seen ......... I may never recover!! ' Console yourself with the knowledge that they at least weren't sat next to you, and you weren't the next person to sit in that seat
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 15, 2007 12:22:15 GMT -1
Chubber porn ...... exactly!! did they not know you where there, or just too engrossed in their activities
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:25:06 GMT -1
Console yourself with the knowledge that they at least weren't sat next to you, and you weren't the next person to sit in that seat They were quite close to me!! I need some mental Domestos to expunge it from my mind!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 15, 2007 12:25:37 GMT -1
...... exactly!! did they not know you where there, or just too engrossed in their activities By the sounds, the pair of "liberated" pie-bandits were unconcerned by the presence of a busload of gawping/retching onlookers...
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:25:52 GMT -1
...... exactly!! did they not know you where there, or just too engrossed in their activities The bus was full Hurls ........ I just don't think they cared!!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 15, 2007 12:27:57 GMT -1
did they not know you where there, or just too engrossed in their activities The bus was full Hurls ........ I just don't think they cared!! Wrong, hope that there where no children about.
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 15, 2007 12:29:49 GMT -1
I'm bored and cold and on my own because every fucker claims they can't get into work. Lies all lies!!! Who is the real Noddy?
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 15, 2007 12:33:53 GMT -1
I just think the fact she blew him is a step to far.
or letting Randy Biffers on the bus in the first place.
But its not something you can just talk to them about mid bonk
"Excuse me do you mind not having fat sweaty horrible sex on the bus? Ta"
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:34:31 GMT -1
The bus was full Hurls ........ I just don't think they cared!! Wrong, hope that there where no children about. ..... no there were 2 youngish girls, but they got off the bus before it got really disgusting!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:37:29 GMT -1
I just think the fact she blew him is a step to far. or letting Randy Biffers on the bus in the first place. But its not something you can just talk to them about mid bonk "Excuse me do you mind not having fat sweaty horrible sex on the bus? Ta" Or '...... can you both stop as not only is it inappropriate, but you both suffer the misfortune of being physically repellant'
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 15, 2007 12:42:43 GMT -1
I just think the fact she blew him is a step to far. or letting Randy Biffers on the bus in the first place. But its not something you can just talk to them about mid bonk "Excuse me do you mind not having fat sweaty horrible sex on the bus? Ta" Or '...... can you both stop as not only is it inappropriate, but you both suffer the misfortune of being physically repellant' It's inevitable that there's rubbish on the buses at all times. Surely a concerted effort to barrage them with said rubbish would've done the job? Personally, I'd have gone downstairs, told the driver and called the police to arrest the filthy munters - there's a time and a place, and on the bus in front of a crowd of people isn't it, regardless of whether you're minging or hot!
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 15, 2007 12:43:34 GMT -1
Eww Kieran that's worse than the Hyrdotherapy pool porno that I witnessed. At least they weren't sweaty chubbers!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:48:37 GMT -1
It's inevitable that there's rubbish on the buses at all times. Surely a concerted effort to barrage them with said rubbish would've done the job? Personally, I'd have gone downstairs, told the driver and called the police to arrest the filthy munters - there's a time and a place, and on the bus in front of a crowd of people isn't it, regardless of whether you're minging or hot! As I told Jules yesterday. There was actually an off duty bus driver sat upstairs watching and smirking to himself ....... so no doubt they'll get hold of the CCTV footage off the bus and show at the bus companys Xmas do!!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 15, 2007 12:51:01 GMT -1
It's inevitable that there's rubbish on the buses at all times. Surely a concerted effort to barrage them with said rubbish would've done the job? Personally, I'd have gone downstairs, told the driver and called the police to arrest the filthy munters - there's a time and a place, and on the bus in front of a crowd of people isn't it, regardless of whether you're minging or hot! As I told Jules yesterday. There was actually an off duty bus driver sat upstairs watching and smirking to himself ....... so no doubt they'll get hold of the CCTV footage off the bus and show at the bus companys Xmas do!! It's probably on the internet now www.bifferfuckfest.com
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 15, 2007 12:52:07 GMT -1
Eww Kieran that's worse than the Hyrdotherapy pool porno that I witnessed. At least they weren't sweaty chubbers! ........ Mrs A2V is very cautious about going in spa baths and jacuzzi's at health spas. And has been ever since she read an article saying they took a water sample from an upmarket one in London and found semen from several diffent people!!
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Post by thales on Jun 15, 2007 12:55:36 GMT -1
what precautions do i need to take to go to gatwick tomorrow?
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 15, 2007 12:57:32 GMT -1
It's inevitable that there's rubbish on the buses at all times. Surely a concerted effort to barrage them with said rubbish would've done the job? Personally, I'd have gone downstairs, told the driver and called the police to arrest the filthy munters - there's a time and a place, and on the bus in front of a crowd of people isn't it, regardless of whether you're minging or hot! As I told Jules yesterday. There was actually an off duty bus driver sat upstairs watching and smirking to himself ....... so no doubt they'll get hold of the CCTV footage off the bus and show at the bus companys Xmas do!! maybe she was a bit hungry and this was the closest she'd get to some meat!
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 15, 2007 12:59:07 GMT -1
what precautions do i need to take to go to gatwick tomorrow? Condoms and a Gonoreherra test.
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