Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jan 23, 2007 4:31:31 GMT -1
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 9:22:04 GMT -1
I think he's at her Majesty's pleasure for over bong use.
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gt
Non League Player (someone crap, like Boston)
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Post by gt on Jan 23, 2007 9:26:02 GMT -1
If you were stoned, a 6 month sentence would feel like 12!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 23, 2007 9:31:25 GMT -1
I think he's at her Majesty's pleasure for over bong use. I thought he'd gone on an exchange trip to Jamaica .......... and gone AWOL!! |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 9:33:23 GMT -1
I like to think he's gone to Spurious heaven where everything is made of Jaffa cakes and Brannigans Ham and Pickle crisps.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 23, 2007 9:46:55 GMT -1
I like to think he's gone to Spurious heaven where everything is made of Jaffa cakes and Brannigans Ham and Pickle crisps. ........... and 'the green' is plentiful. It sounds lovely can I go?? |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 9:48:16 GMT -1
I like to think he's gone to Spurious heaven where everything is made of Jaffa cakes and Brannigans Ham and Pickle crisps. ........... and 'the green' is plentiful. It sounds lovely can I go?? Of course but it's not your time yet. Plus you must be willing to drink cans of stella in the toilet cubicle at work to qualify! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 23, 2007 9:51:06 GMT -1
........... and 'the green' is plentiful. It sounds lovely can I go?? Of course but it's not your time yet. Plus you must be willing to drink cans of stella in the toilet cubicle at work to qualify! Can I just not keep a bottle of Glen Morangie, in my desk drawer at work for emergencies. I suppose I could buy bottled water and substitute the water for Vodka ............. like my old programming teaching at Uni!! |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 9:53:05 GMT -1
Of course but it's not your time yet. Plus you must be willing to drink cans of stella in the toilet cubicle at work to qualify! Can I just not keep a bottle of Glen Morangie, in my desk drawer at work for emergencies. I suppose I could buy bottled water and substitute the water for Vodka ............. like my old programming teaching at Uni!! I knew a bloke at the Department of Trade and Industry who did the same! If you use whiskey A2V put a piece of lemon in it and it looks like lemon tea! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 23, 2007 9:57:43 GMT -1
Of course but it's not your time yet. Plus you must be willing to drink cans of stella in the toilet cubicle at work to qualify! Can I just not keep a bottle of Glen Morangie, in my desk drawer at work for emergencies. I suppose I could buy bottled water and substitute the water for Vodka ............. like my old programming teacher at Uni!! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 23, 2007 10:22:03 GMT -1
Can I just not keep a bottle of Glen Morangie, in my desk drawer at work for emergencies. I suppose I could buy bottled water and substitute the water for Vodka ............. like my old programming teaching at Uni!! I knew a bloke at the Department of Trade and Industry who did the same! If you use whiskey A2V put a piece of lemon in it and it looks like lemon tea! The guy I knew started drinking in the morning, then went to 'The Beer Engine' at lunchtime. Then drank in the afternoon and fell asleep regularly during classes. He used to have really bad shakes which he said was due to a nervous disorder!! ........... but he was a top bloke!! |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 23, 2007 10:28:19 GMT -1
He's locked in my basement.
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 10:28:30 GMT -1
I knew a bloke at the Department of Trade and Industry who did the same! If you use whiskey A2V put a piece of lemon in it and it looks like lemon tea! The guy I knew started drinking in the morning, then went to 'The Beer Engine' at lunchtime. Then drank in the afternoon and fell asleep regularly during classes. He used to have really bad shakes which he said was due to a nervous disorder!! ........... but he was a top bloke!! Lol Beer Engine. That's where we used to drink when I worked for the Department of trade and Industry. It was across the road. Are we talking about the same bloke?   |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 10:29:03 GMT -1
He's locked in my basement. Well let him out. |
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Post by Billy on Jan 23, 2007 10:30:30 GMT -1
Yeah Lucas!!  Kidnap is not very funky! |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 10:33:37 GMT -1
Yeah Lucas!! Kidnap is not very funky! Lucas has he got Stockholm Syndrome yet? |
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Post by Billy on Jan 23, 2007 10:35:21 GMT -1
hahaha! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 23, 2007 10:40:31 GMT -1
Yep ;D he's come over to the funky side allready. I'll let him out soon.  |
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Post by Billy on Jan 23, 2007 10:41:56 GMT -1
Isn't he supposed to start fancying you now or somin though |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 23, 2007 10:42:46 GMT -1
Isn't he supposed to start fancying you now or somin though I think it's more that he empathises with his kidnapper not that he wants to get his trollies off. |
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