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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 8, 2007 11:27:30 GMT -1
How does that work in Debt Recovery? *Insert Generic Lawyer Joke*  *Ninj fells slight breeze go over his head* |
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Post by thales on Jun 8, 2007 13:14:28 GMT -1
*Insert Generic Lawyer Joke* *Ninj fells slight breeze go over his head* what do you call 10000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start  |
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 8, 2007 13:16:29 GMT -1
Brilliant Eoin! ;D
"Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy."
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Post by thales on Jun 8, 2007 13:21:35 GMT -1
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 8, 2007 13:32:18 GMT -1
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish. *high five!* ;D It seems that there's a fence between Heaven and Hell, which had fallen into disrepair. St. Peter sought out Satan. "Hey, Satan, it's your turn to fix the fence. The big guy says it looks awful. Get it done." "I like the way it looks," Satan answered. "I'm not doing anything." "You have to," said St. Peter. "It's your duty. You signed a contract when we built the fence, and you are obligated to repair it." "You think I care about that contract?" asked Satan. "You should know better than that. I said I am not doing anything, and if you don't leave me alone, I may just tell you what you can do with that contract." "If you don't make the repairs," St. Peter said angrily, "The law will make you. If you don't live up to your obligations under the contract, we'll sue you." "Sue me?" Satan couldn't help laughing. "Where are you gonna get a lawyer?" |
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Post by Giar on Jun 8, 2007 13:34:39 GMT -1
i want one to put on my bumber  |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 8, 2007 13:42:57 GMT -1
i want one to put on my bumber A lawyer or a wheelchair |
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Post by thales on Jun 8, 2007 14:02:44 GMT -1
why not both |
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 8, 2007 14:13:39 GMT -1
That sounds wheely good! sorry......................... |
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Post by thales on Jun 8, 2007 14:14:41 GMT -1
That sounds wheely good! sorry.........................  |
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 8, 2007 14:21:59 GMT -1
accepted, however friday afternoon silliness!
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Post by thales on Jun 8, 2007 14:24:28 GMT -1
accepted, however friday afternoon silliness! only joking hurls, did make me laugh a bit  |
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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
