|
Post by Mrs H on Jun 5, 2007 9:09:53 GMT -1
Joey Deacon -- [noun]:
An alien
|
|
|
Post by Stan on Jun 5, 2007 9:10:04 GMT -1
I didn't say it - I just punched the numbers and let the computer decide... If it were up to me it would say: MrsH [verb]: Porkable smelly pirate hooker ;D No-one romances me anymore. I'm just porkable I would... but it spozzy bread takes up all my efforts and thoughts... if she was willing to share for a bit I'd make an effort... ...porkable is good... especially at your age
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Jun 5, 2007 9:11:12 GMT -1
No-one romances me anymore. I'm just porkable I would... but it spozzy bread takes up all my efforts and thoughts... if she was willing to share for a bit I'd make an effort... ...porkable is good... especially at your age Cheeky Barsteward. I've not even hit 30 yet. Gravity still works and everything
|
|
|
Post by addicted2venos on Jun 5, 2007 9:12:18 GMT -1
I didn't say it - I just punched the numbers and let the computer decide... If it were up to me it would say: MrsH [verb]: Porkable smelly pirate hooker ;D No-one romances me anymore. I'm just porkable Would you prefer to be classed as unporkable and therefore be undesirable??
|
|
|
Post by HURLOCK on Jun 5, 2007 9:13:25 GMT -1
I would... but it spozzy bread takes up all my efforts and thoughts... if she was willing to share for a bit I'd make an effort... ...porkable is good... especially at your age Cheeky Barsteward. I've not even hit 30 yet. Gravity still works and everything can't have it both ways H, you complained about being romanced when you went out with your mates last Thursday.........
|
|
|
Post by Stan on Jun 5, 2007 9:13:31 GMT -1
I would... but it spozzy bread takes up all my efforts and thoughts... if she was willing to share for a bit I'd make an effort... ...porkable is good... especially at your age Cheeky Barsteward. I've not even hit 30 yet. Gravity still works and everything I'm only pulling your.... what is that I'm pulling..! You're gorgeous, sexy, funny, intelligent and understand the off-side rule (I'm guessing on the last one).... you've no need to worry - there'll always be a queue for you my love!
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Jun 5, 2007 9:19:02 GMT -1
Cheeky Barsteward. I've not even hit 30 yet. Gravity still works and everything can't have it both ways H, you complained about being romanced when you went out with your mates last Thursday......... That was more GBH Hurls! I suppose you're right A2V.
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Jun 5, 2007 9:20:50 GMT -1
Cheeky Barsteward. I've not even hit 30 yet. Gravity still works and everything I'm only pulling your.... what is that I'm pulling..! You're gorgeous, sexy, funny, intelligent and understand the off-side rule (I'm guessing on the last one).... you've no need to worry - there'll always be a queue for you my love! Nobody understands the offside rule Stan, especially not the refs!
|
|
|
Post by Fizzy Bread on Jun 5, 2007 9:22:23 GMT -1
No-one romances me anymore. I'm just porkable I would... but it spozzy bread takes up all my efforts and thoughts... if she was willing to share for a bit I'd make an effort... ...porkable is good... especially at your age Well I spose I could learn to share... Only coz it's you H, my lovable, lezzer wench
|
|
|
Post by addicted2venos on Jun 5, 2007 9:22:32 GMT -1
can't have it both ways H, you complained about being romanced when you went out with your mates last Thursday......... That was more GBH Hurls! I suppose you're right A2V. ....... I usually am!! Tis just the yin and yang of life. For ever upside there's usually a downside associated with it, and vice versa ................. hhmmmmmmm vice versa's!!
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Jun 5, 2007 9:26:58 GMT -1
That was more GBH Hurls! I suppose you're right A2V. ....... I usually am!! Tis just the yin and yang of life. For ever upside there's usually a downside associated with it, and vice versa ................. hhmmmmmmm vice versa's!! Mmmmmm Vice Versa's were good but knowing that doesn't make me old!
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Jun 5, 2007 9:29:49 GMT -1
I would... but it spozzy bread takes up all my efforts and thoughts... if she was willing to share for a bit I'd make an effort... ...porkable is good... especially at your age Well I spose I could learn to share... Only coz it's you H, my lovable, lezzer wench Very magnanimous of you Spozzler. ;D I wonder what would happen if you did a spider diagram of who's had a bit of whom on this mb? It would be huge and complicated! lol
|
|
|
Post by Fizzy Bread on Jun 5, 2007 9:36:16 GMT -1
Well I spose I could learn to share... Only coz it's you H, my lovable, lezzer wench Very magnanimous of you Spozzler. ;D I wonder what would happen if you did a spider diagram of who's had a bit of whom on this mb? It would be huge and complicated! lol I thought so too Haha, that could be fun.. we could do a huge exposé
|
|
|
Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 5, 2007 9:53:44 GMT -1
No-one romances me anymore. I'm just porkable That's more than I get!
|
|
|
Post by spurrsgirl on Jun 5, 2007 11:19:42 GMT -1
PMSL !! Mine is 'extremely extreme'
|
|
|
Post by Stan on Jun 5, 2007 11:29:32 GMT -1
PMSL !! Mine is 'extremely extreme' Are you floella benjamin...?
|
|
|
Post by spurrsgirl on Jun 5, 2007 11:31:48 GMT -1
PMSL !! Mine is 'extremely extreme' Are you floella benjamin...? No, I couldn't handle the beads in the hair keep whacking me round the face
|
|
|
Post by Stan on Jun 5, 2007 11:41:58 GMT -1
Are you floella benjamin...? No, I couldn't handle the beads in the hair keep whacking me round the face But I bet you'd like a piece of Big Ted eh...!
|
|
|
Post by addicted2venos on Jun 5, 2007 11:43:53 GMT -1
No, I couldn't handle the beads in the hair keep whacking me round the face But I bet you'd like a piece of Big Ted eh...! ........ has Jemima still got that restraining order out against you Stan??
|
|
|
Post by Stan on Jun 5, 2007 12:01:21 GMT -1
But I bet you'd like a piece of Big Ted eh...! ........ has Jemima still got that restraining order out against you Stan?? Jemima (Billy's co-worker) loves me...! ;D
|
|