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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2007 11:03:02 GMT -1
My good friend and gentleman Morton has discovered the plight of an unfortunate girl in Rugby called Jemma.
She is so poor that she cannot afford soap or deodorant and is very unpleasant to be near. This is causing our friend Billy (Nial) to have very distressing days at work. She makes it hard to concentrate with her nasel offending whiffs and eating lunch is a gut wrenching affair.
Please donate what you can to help!
Thank you 606!
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Post by Billy on Jun 4, 2007 11:03:59 GMT -1
do you have to  |
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 4, 2007 11:05:09 GMT -1
LOL, let it never be denied that you are a bastard, Matthew!  ;D |
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 4, 2007 11:06:43 GMT -1
every donation helps, the billster gain better working conditions too ;D
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2007 11:08:16 GMT -1
do you have to I'm doing it for you Billy! Don't ever say I don't care about your well being.  Me............................a bastard!!?? I'm hurt Julian I really am!  |
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Post by Shippers on Jun 4, 2007 11:08:57 GMT -1
I've heard she has a mangina
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 4, 2007 11:14:54 GMT -1
Cav that's nasty.
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 4, 2007 11:16:30 GMT -1
you've said worse.... |
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2007 11:18:33 GMT -1
I know. Oooh she stinks.....................but I'm trying to rectify the problem! Give the campaign a bit more time. |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 4, 2007 11:18:58 GMT -1
I've heard she has a mangina ..... I heard it runs sideways!! |
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2007 11:20:47 GMT -1
I've heard she has a mangina ..... I heard it runs sideways!! I'm glad you're here! A man of your calibre will be useful in gaining much needed support for this tragic girl. |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 4, 2007 11:21:46 GMT -1
I've heard she has a mangina ..... I heard it runs sideways!! DNA dumpster ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 4, 2007 11:23:27 GMT -1
you've said worse.... Only to you |
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 4, 2007 11:24:23 GMT -1
Me............................a bastard!!?? I'm hurt Julian I really am! Ha, come off it! *shouts* "Laura! Get us some Kleenex, he's weeping again!"  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 4, 2007 11:25:14 GMT -1
Me............................a bastard!!?? I'm hurt Julian I really am! Ha, come off it! *shouts* "Laura! Get us some Kleenex, he's weeping again!" He's used them all up Jules |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 4, 2007 11:27:08 GMT -1
..... I heard it runs sideways!! I'm glad you're here! A man of your calibre will be useful in gaining much needed support for this tragic girl. ..... well it does take men of vision, to help the tragically cursed, and the great unwashed ........ well men of vision and soap!! |
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 4, 2007 11:27:16 GMT -1
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2007 11:27:21 GMT -1
Indeed I have I'm a busy boy.
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 4, 2007 11:27:44 GMT -1
*shouts* "Laura! Get us some Kleenex, he's weeping again!" He's used them all up Jules He needs to stop milking his prostate!  |
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2007 11:30:12 GMT -1
He's used them all up Jules He needs to stop milking his prostate! I don't want to. Don't make me! |
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Forever without exception. x
