Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 28, 2007 21:37:37 GMT -1
"It's the children I worry about!" ;D Still, I see my eldest nephew most mornings when I collect my paper before going to work. Can guarantee my nephew will be stuffing his face with a hot pasty, sausage roll or doughnut from the bakery. Nice to know he's getting a proper breakfast to start the day (I prefer the bakeries in town to be honest though!) However, it's taken a few weeks to educate him. At least now he says "Morning Uncle Ro!" Prior to that it was "Hey Dude!" or "Hi Ro!" or "Roaster!" ;D His weekday diet is the responsibility of his mum. Frankly I'm appalled but not surprised.  At mine and Sar's at the weekend, we prepare him scrambled Cadbury's Cream eggs on toast, fizzy Blue pop and twix soldiers.  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 28, 2007 21:39:15 GMT -1
hey dude is so wrong, si should be ashamed... He can't be held responsible there - his lads are with their Mum Monday to Fridays! So fair to play to Si - he's only got 2 days to re-educate the poor fellas! Still, poncing around in cowboy hat over the weekend can have only have lasting psychological effects ;D |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 28, 2007 21:40:01 GMT -1
Brief prowl for me tonight. I hereby present my candidacy for the following awards in the next 606 awards ceremony: 1. Best poster of bollocks 2. Sweariest fucker on here. 3. Person most people want to be 4. Least conceited by miles And with that, it's off to bed! G'night fuckers! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 28, 2007 21:40:24 GMT -1
"It's the children I worry about!" ;D Still, I see my eldest nephew most mornings when I collect my paper before going to work. Can guarantee my nephew will be stuffing his face with a hot pasty, sausage roll or doughnut from the bakery. Nice to know he's getting a proper breakfast to start the day (I prefer the bakeries in town to be honest though!) However, it's taken a few weeks to educate him. At least now he says "Morning Uncle Ro!" Prior to that it was "Hey Dude!" or "Hi Ro!" or "Roaster!" ;D His weekday diet is the responsibility of his mum. Frankly I'm appalled but not surprised. At mine and Sar's at the weekend, we prepare him scrambled Cadbury's Cream eggs on toast, fizzy Blue pop and twix soldiers. You still on the same meal-plan then |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 28, 2007 21:42:00 GMT -1
Reckon i could challenge for #2 you gay vicar.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 28, 2007 21:42:50 GMT -1
Brief prowl for me tonight. I hereby present my candidacy for the following awards in the next 606 awards ceremony: 1. Best poster of bollocks 2. Sweariest fucker on here. 3. Person most people want to be 4. Least conceited by miles And with that, it's off to bed! G'night fuckers! Mnnnn! Might have some oppo for 1 and 3 there from General posters (I ain't chucking my HAT in the ring though)! |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 28, 2007 21:43:23 GMT -1
Reckon i could challenge for #2 you gay vicar. Aye. You are one sweary fucker! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 28, 2007 21:43:46 GMT -1
Reckon i could challenge for #2 you gay vicar. No point even voting on that Chop! |
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Post by thales on Nov 28, 2007 21:45:40 GMT -1
are you not too ashamed by hey dude and the pics then |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 28, 2007 21:45:45 GMT -1
Reckon i could challenge for #2 you gay vicar. Aye. You are one sweary fucker! Well fuck my tin hat. You agree with me for once you pigfucker. |
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Post by thales on Nov 28, 2007 21:48:23 GMT -1
Brief prowl for me tonight. I hereby present my candidacy for the following awards in the next 606 awards ceremony: 1. Best poster of bollocks 2. Leeriest fucker on here. 3. Person most people want to be 4. Least conceited by miles And with that, it's off to bed! G'night fuckers! definately comp for 2 |
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Post by thales on Nov 28, 2007 21:48:55 GMT -1
hey dude is so wrong, si should be ashamed... He can't be held responsible there - his lads are with their Mum Monday to Fridays! So fair to play to Si - he's only got 2 days to re-educate the poor fellas! Still, poncing around in cowboy hat over the weekend can have only have lasting psychological effects ;D ah |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 28, 2007 21:54:27 GMT -1
Brief prowl for me tonight. I hereby present my candidacy for the following awards in the next 606 awards ceremony: 1. Best poster of bollocks 2. Leeriest fucker on here. 3. Person most people want to be 4. Least conceited by miles And with that, it's off to bed! G'night fuckers! definately comp for 2 Fucking crippling me this topic is now! The bloody posters are deciding the categories (they're most likely to win) then nominating themselves! Awards don't bother me, having won / nominated in over 10 categories in the past I'm only holding out for the "Lifetime Achievement Award, Comedy Award, and Longest Serving Mod Award" ;D (Gres don't count since he's moved upstairs) |
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Post by thales on Nov 28, 2007 21:58:39 GMT -1
definately comp for 2 Fucking crippling me this topic is now! The bloody posters are deciding the categories (they're most likely to win) then nominating themselves! Awards don't bother me, having won / nominated in over 10 categories in the past I'm only holding out for the "Lifetime Achievement Award, Comedy Award, and Longest Serving Mod Award" ;D (Gres don't count since he's moved upstairs) hey i'm a bloody poster and gres never really counted anyway ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 28, 2007 22:28:01 GMT -1
Fucking crippling me this topic is now! The bloody posters are deciding the categories (they're most likely to win) then nominating themselves! Awards don't bother me, having won / nominated in over 10 categories in the past I'm only holding out for the "Lifetime Achievement Award, Comedy Award, and Longest Serving Mod Award" ;D (Gres don't count since he's moved upstairs) hey i'm a bloody poster and gres never really counted anyway ;D We all are Maybe (because the boards are cliquey) answer is to have a day time and a night time awards ceromony! |
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 28, 2007 23:04:19 GMT -1
There are awards for doing this?
Just read back. Nine pages in and some idiot wasted money on a hoover?
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 28, 2007 23:25:45 GMT -1
Hmm. A couple of pints and a chicken kebab from Exeter's finest which happens to be 100 yards away from where I live, and life feels better than it did when I finally got home at about 10  But I'm dead on my feet... SOP |
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 29, 2007 3:19:37 GMT -1
Four AM. Twice in a row. This can only end in tears and vomit.
I vote Chopper on No-2, PASTIE on No-1, Abstain on 3 and Me on 4....
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Post by thales on Nov 29, 2007 8:31:44 GMT -1
Four AM. Twice in a row. This can only end in tears and vomit. I vote Chopper on No-2, PASTIE on No-1, Abstain on 3 and Me on 4.... but will you remember this time |
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 29, 2007 11:12:07 GMT -1
Four AM. Twice in a row. This can only end in tears and vomit. I vote Chopper on No-2, PASTIE on No-1, Abstain on 3 and Me on 4.... but will you remember this time I remember that shortly after that, despite being spectacularly knackered, instead of finding a bed, I turned on the DVD of Queen Rock Montreal and started applauding loudly... |
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