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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 21:49:11 GMT -1
Evening Janner!
Don't mind GfJ's horse - no room at home so he's left it here!
However, it was not the horse that peed on the sofa!
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Post by shinny on Nov 27, 2007 21:59:43 GMT -1
hello!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 22:00:57 GMT -1
Evening Gertie! (a prowlette PASTIE?) |
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 22:03:29 GMT -1
GFJ been pissing on the sofa again!!!? Bloody needs tena lady!  How are you mate? |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 22:08:59 GMT -1
GFJ been pissing on the sofa again!!!? Bloody needs tena lady! How are you mate? Pretty good actually. Recovered from Friday night, wife is speaking to me again (not sure if that's good or bad ;D) and busy at work (so days go quicker) and looking forward to 10 days off for Xmas! |
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Post by shinny on Nov 27, 2007 22:11:04 GMT -1
Evening Gertie! (a prowlette PASTIE?) Cheers Ro hun! |
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 22:22:17 GMT -1
GFJ been pissing on the sofa again!!!? Bloody needs tena lady! How are you mate? Pretty good actually. Recovered from Friday night, wife is speaking to me again (not sure if that's good or bad ;D) and busy at work (so days go quicker) and looking forward to 10 days off for Xmas! Ah you went pub while sprogs were coming home didn't you?? haha learn from a master |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 22:29:32 GMT -1
Well I waited at home till they'd arrived and WWIII had commenced. THEN, as the wife returned from work I made her a cup of tea, told here I'd put the kids' tea on..AND THEN went to the pub. Due to circumstances beyond my control I was out a bit longer than anticipated (well about 4 hours or so)! As I tried to explain to the wife "If I'd been home half an hour or an hour or so late you'd have torn me a new arsehole. If I'd told you I'd be back at chucking out time you'd have re-arranged my anatomy. So what's the problem....still gonna get a new arsehole torn...so may as well have enjoyed myself beforehand." It's about knowing and accepting the punishments  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 22:33:11 GMT -1
But my anatomy remains unaltered and was able to walk unaided on Saturday! That said the punishment will be on Saturday when the missus goes shopping (with my credit card..  ). |
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 22:47:35 GMT -1
thanks for the future advice Well you put the kids tea on what more does she want  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 23:03:07 GMT -1
thanks for the future advice Well you put the kids tea on what more does she want That's women for you! They ask the earth - us fellas provide it - and yet they then want more. Words of advice (and my Dad told me these when I first moved in with the wife). "Never exceed expectations!" He explained it as "The first time you do something over and above the ordinary, (especially suprises), she'll clock it. The bar from that point on will be raised. Her expectations will rise, and you're forever playing catch up for the rest of your marriage. Keep it simple, and make sure it's from the heart!" |
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 23:24:53 GMT -1
Those my dear Roaster are bloody fine words!! So no surprises,no clocking she exists and things will be fine ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 23:26:37 GMT -1
But still show you love her  |
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 23:29:12 GMT -1
 That has to be some of the best advice ever given! Proper man talk. non of this bollocks everyone else speaks. Straight from the heart....or the bottom of a can
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 23:33:23 GMT -1
That has to be some of the best advice ever given! Proper man talk. non of this bollocks everyone else speaks. Straight from the heart....or the bottom of a can Sober tonight ;D Besides, you'll know what's right! It's probably wrong to categorise all women like my wife. They are all different but their basic psyche remains the same. *ducks angry blows from female posters across the forum* PS - I've found that chocolate always works (Tia Maria and Drambuie is a sure home run with my missus though)! |
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 23:35:44 GMT -1
Women in the corridor? You must be kidding. GFJ piss has probably scared them off. mind you knowing women nowadays it was probably one of them! haha. I like that. Its probably wrong to catagorise them like my wife. She can't be that bad to have put up with you for 20 years or so |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 27, 2007 23:45:21 GMT -1
And with that, my bed beckons!
Nite all!
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Post by Janner on Nov 27, 2007 23:45:57 GMT -1
Good night mate !
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Post by Janner on Nov 28, 2007 0:05:29 GMT -1
Well I have done my stint for the night. Where the fuck is everyone else??
Ah well a great day completed.
Welcome Home Luggy!
POJ!!
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 28, 2007 3:02:57 GMT -1
At the casino. Quite certain there is nothing more depressing than watching the guy you lent money to picking up £3,000. He's paid me back, with £20 interest... Oh well.
Welcome home, Luggy.
ASBO.
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