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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jun 12, 2007 13:34:45 GMT -1
Some of these are seriously sick. I'm giving the mods 24 hours to remove this thread before I get started.
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 17:47:40 GMT -1
24 hours are up...
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 13, 2007 17:49:50 GMT -1
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jun 13, 2007 21:08:13 GMT -1
Okay
How do you stop a baby from drowning? Harpoon it.
How many babies does it take to decorate a wall? One if you throw it hard enough.
How do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a hammer.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
And 2 last real shockers:
Why should you always put a baby into a blender feet first? So you can wank on it's face.
How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I can't remember, I was too busy matsurbating.
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 21:14:35 GMT -1
i see...
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jun 13, 2007 21:16:51 GMT -1
They must have made you chuckle. My sides were spliiting when I heard the last 2. They were both from people who had only got to know me within 24 hours or so aswell. What a way to set an impression.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 13, 2007 21:36:31 GMT -1
jesus fucking H christ  |
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Jun 13, 2007 21:41:38 GMT -1
Ok, well here goes with a few: What's pink, red and silver? A baby with a spear in its head. What's green and silver? Same baby six months later What's red and a mile long? A baby that's been run over by a train. What's the difference between babies in a lorry and marbles in a lorry? You can't get marbles out with a pitchfork. That's my lot I think.  |
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Jun 13, 2007 21:42:05 GMT -1
Disclaimer: I didn't make them up. One of my friends was telling them as far back as Year 7! |
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Post by weallloveleeds on Jun 13, 2007 21:49:33 GMT -1
What's good about twenty-two year olds? ...there's twenty of 'em  |
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jun 14, 2007 7:55:40 GMT -1
Glad to see people getting into this!
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Post by Rulesaints on Jun 20, 2007 15:24:33 GMT -1
Umm my 3: What's pink and bubbly? A baby in a microwave. What's worse than 10 babies in one dustbin? 1 babie in 10 bins What's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage |
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Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Jul 1, 2007 16:22:00 GMT -1
haha
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 6, 2007 13:16:33 GMT -1
What the difference between a baby and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Post by mortontheblade on Jul 6, 2007 13:17:34 GMT -1
the crap ones don't... |
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Nov 26, 2007 21:35:26 GMT -1
Why did the baby cross the road? Because I kicked it.
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Nov 26, 2007 21:35:49 GMT -1
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection.
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Nov 26, 2007 21:36:09 GMT -1
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With a straw.
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Nov 26, 2007 21:36:34 GMT -1
What's the best part apart having sex with a baby? Hearing the pelvis crack.
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Nov 26, 2007 21:38:30 GMT -1
What's the main cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
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