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Post by PASTIE on Mar 8, 2007 19:19:44 GMT -1
Anyway - I'm on a training course all day tomorrow. It's all HR (Human Resources) and Personnel Development and being run off site (so not at work tomorrow) by an outside HR Agency. Upshot is that the person running the course is a female named Aurora.... What does that conjour up in the Prowler's depraved imaginations? I've spoken to her (home counties sort of accent) and it's deffo a female. I'm imagining a late 20's early 30's lass, shoulder length auburn hair, bobbed style, big brown eyes with full lips and flawless skin. Maybe a size 10 or 12 dressed in a tight knee length skirt with plain blouse covering a larger than average bosum. Can safely say it's not the missus ;D Anybody else betting that the reality was anticlimactic? I'm going for a pseudo executive type, business like suit attempting to mask slightly overweight, solidly stout torso. She rebelled against aristocratic horse riding roots by studying Politics and Sociology at Sussex University where she was a regular on demonstrations squealing to end the Poll Tax in an earsplitting shriek that offended the Socialist Worker touts. Having revelled in 3 sherry quaffing years enjoying the company of her lecturers in stuffy campus bars (she had no friends of her own) she applied to a Graduate Trainee programme in Human Resources, immediately picking up a position in Daddy's firm where she found that she could balance her champagne socialist desires to develop and nurture those less fortunate than herself whilst raking in a regular and sizeable income. Ultimately this developed into a consultancy role, where she now feels cherished and respected as she injects her own special breed of humanity into workforces everywhere, sharing with them the inate wisdom that goes with her class. Today, waiting to start, she wriggled uncomfortably in her seat trying to avoid the gaze of Roaster, wondering why he was staring at her like that...
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 8, 2007 19:26:57 GMT -1
LMAO - i'm looking forward to hearing the truth!!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 8, 2007 19:59:10 GMT -1
I'm not. I like my version better
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 8, 2007 20:04:19 GMT -1
LOL - so did i!!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 8, 2007 22:06:57 GMT -1
No updates.... I could be about tobe victim of a crashing headache
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 8, 2007 22:09:59 GMT -1
No updates.... I could be about tobe victim of a crashing headache nope - RO's talk of making it here 3 nights on the bounce were optimistic i reckon! Probably not hear nowt til a week next Tuesday!! ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 8, 2007 22:11:32 GMT -1
Skull pounding nauseating disorientation. Please Ask Somebody To Innoculate 'Eadache... Haven't done one of them in ages. Bit lightweight, but just have to go lie down SOP
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 8, 2007 22:12:37 GMT -1
No updates.... I could be about tobe victim of a crashing headache nope - RO's talk of making it here 3 nights on the bounce were optimistic i reckon! Probably not hear nowt til a week next Tuesday!! ;D And as for the Caption Comp... Anyway, not in good state.... Have a good one mate SOP again
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 8, 2007 22:12:49 GMT -1
Night Pastie - get well soon mate! *cant believe he's now making excuses to have an early night*
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 21:21:50 GMT -1
No updates.... I could be about tobe victim of a crashing headache nope - RO's talk of making it here 3 nights on the bounce were optimistic i reckon! Probably not hear nowt til a week next Tuesday!! ;D My apologies - still 4 times in a week must be some sort of a record. Anyway re the HR course......my dreams were shattered. Aurora is one of the admin team and wasn't hosting the course. We ended up with a lass from Bolton....early to mid fifties. Short brown hair, brown eyes, wearing a smart trouser suit and boots, with a blouse undone one button too many exposing an an overfilled chest. For an old'un she weren't that bad For those who go for brains she knew her stuff being a specialist in Employment Law and a HR advisor / consultant for 30 years. Supposed her most endearing quality was the fact she hated Man U ;D, having been a Man City season ticket holder for 20 years. More than compensated for by the attendence of an observer from the training company, who despite being a bit of "Yah, OK, whatever...." type was a well put together specimen. Blonde, pert breasts, tight skirt and stillettos with the most perfect smile and teeth I've ever seen (well since Dan's ;D). In addition to her one of our own HR people were there too in an advisory / observer capacity. She was a size 8-10, small breasted but wore leggings and a figure hugging jumper - and no bra. And the way she walked around she knew was a looker and flaunted it. The only off putting part was when she walked...either a bit too long in the saddle, she had corns, tight shoes or she had a sore fanny after a good night's reaming out....She didn't smell of horses though ;D That aside the course was most informative and the buffet lunch was tremendous. Add to the fact the venue was a 2 min walk from my local and 5 mins from home made for an enjoyable day away from the office.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 21:24:00 GMT -1
*walks in, kicks the sofa and trots off to a dark corner to sulk, but only after laughing at RO's 2nd to last paragraph*
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 21:49:54 GMT -1
Evening Gres! Disappointing display from the Rams I thought tonight! That said Birmingham weren't much better! Still I'd rather be in your position than sat her route planning trips to Milton Keynes & Hartlepool.....
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 21:54:46 GMT -1
Evening Gres! Disappointing display from the Rams I thought tonight! That said Birmingham weren't much better! Still I'd rather be in your position than sat her route planning trips to Milton Keynes & Hartlepool..... We should have done what they did and play hoof ball, cos its impossible to play football on THAT pitch - its a fuckin disgrace to any league, yet alone ours!! Gresley Rovers pitch is in better nick for fucks sake!! was very disappointing, and probably ruined my whole weekend, tuesday cant come soon enough - when we can take out some revenge on QPR (and do you a favour)
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 9, 2007 21:55:31 GMT -1
I'm on for Leeds to win 2-0 tomorrow... Think the boys will throw down to piss that twat of an ex captain we still pay..
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 9, 2007 21:57:01 GMT -1
Evenin fellas BTW..
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 21:58:14 GMT -1
I'm on for Leeds to win 2-0 tomorrow... Think the boys will throw down to piss that twat of an ex captain we still pay.. Evenin' Mart! Never mind banishing him to the reserves - if I was Wise I'd make Nicholls watch the game from the stands. preferably from the middle of the Kop!
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Post by danthered on Mar 9, 2007 22:05:30 GMT -1
Evening all
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 9, 2007 22:06:14 GMT -1
Evenin Ro. Would invite him to come sit next to me but for the fact that I have to graft tomorrow and can't get to the game. So, when you see the crowd remember it should be plus 1 as my seat is empty! I'm on for Leeds to win 2-0 tomorrow... Think the boys will throw down to piss that twat of an ex captain we still pay.. Evenin' Mart! Never mind banishing him to the reserves - if I was Wise I'd make Nicholls watch the game from the stands. preferably from the middle of the Kop!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 22:06:54 GMT -1
Ay up big lad!! i was having a quick pint with triplecrown earlier, and he asked how the 'stafford' lot were - he also asked about martin and then he asked me "and what about that fuck up from the states" - made me laugh!!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 9, 2007 22:06:58 GMT -1
Evening Dan!
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