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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Mar 16, 2008 20:00:53 GMT -1
Smurf showed me that text as well yesterday Pastie about the shirt and stuff, but we didn't get it - you must have been very drunk as it made no sense to us!! Hee Hee xx Clearly as i have no idea what you're referring to... We've all been there...
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 16, 2008 23:20:40 GMT -1
Travis returned home one day to find that the 'miserable old bint' from the insurance firm had left a present for him...
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 16, 2008 23:32:33 GMT -1
BWGH spotted!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 16, 2008 23:39:07 GMT -1
BWGH spotted! good. He's expected at my post party
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 17, 2008 8:38:32 GMT -1
TC's brother still bares the scares from his childhood phonebox incident
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 17, 2008 8:41:13 GMT -1
The poor bloke only came in to buy a Mondeo, he didnt expect to see TC's come face
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 17, 2008 8:49:46 GMT -1
TC's greatest fear was the black handled bat from the wilds of Africa ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 17, 2008 8:59:22 GMT -1
TC's greatest fear was the black handled bat from the wilds of Africa ;D LMAO ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 17, 2008 9:34:51 GMT -1
Another morning waking up covered in blood convinced TC not to bring home another menstruating woman from the local club
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 17, 2008 18:07:28 GMT -1
TC strolled into The Corridors, this was like any other night, apart from when he lit a match to see where he was... he was met by....
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 17, 2008 18:21:53 GMT -1
"Sorry mum, but i couldnt help myself after Penelope Pitstop showed her panties!" said an embarrassed TC.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 17, 2008 18:25:00 GMT -1
there was a reason TC jizzed on his mums slippers!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 17, 2008 18:30:23 GMT -1
These from TC - some serious material here folks!!
1. Once drank a half pint of asbach in one, and woke up next mornng covered in blood. I allegedly climbed out of my window and cut an artery in my leg...didn't die tho! ( obviously) 2. As a eight year old, my brother aged 10 and a lot bigger pissed me off once and I shoved his head through the glass in an old style phone box.... broke his tooth and he ended up in Leed Royal....good ! 3. As a nine year old went to see " Invasion of The Daleks" with Peter Cushing. Anyway after the film, me and my brothers went onto a building site and were playing " daleks". I was hidin from them in an old building and got into a " cupboard".....not a good move as it was a dumb waiter and I fell about 4 stories down. Took my bros 2 hours to find me and when they did all I could say was " I've lost my shoes"... unbeknown to me my right lowewr leg was broken but I still hobbled home and it was about half a mile walk. When I got home I was battered for being so stupid before sent to hospital.
4. My first love was Michelle Ramsden.. I was 7 ! I found her on friends reunited a while ago but the bitch never replied to my messages...slag!
5. As a 19 yr old in Germany ( Raf) we decided to do a " streak".... 8 of us started out but I got seperated from the main group.Drunk and disorientated I walked into the NAAFI bar bollock naked and ordered a pint.... then realised didn't have any money/clothes/sense and to top it all the bar was full and a live band were playing.....everyone looked at me and the lead singer said " well it's obviously cold outside, look at him !" bastard !
6. I "cut " a hit record aged 15 7. Although I spent 23 years in the RAF, I have a great fear of heights and although I do it when have to, hate going up ladders 8. My biggest fear though is.....bats and caves. I cringe at the thought of either
9. Too personal to say
10.I once got caught by my stepmother knocking one out. She came into my bedroom at the wrong time. I stood up with an obvious "on" but she startled me and I ended up" finishing" over her slippers. Was realy funny as all she did was look at me and say " oh " " i'll leave you in peace" 11. I'm allergic to peppers and they bring me out in a rash but my favourite snack is beetroot sandwiches 12 Oh and another thing... i can't drink beer from anything other than a straight glass. Cans make me full of gas and " handles " are puffy
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 17, 2008 19:06:44 GMT -1
"I'll leave you in peace" has the potential to be a classic line ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 17, 2008 21:54:51 GMT -1
"I'll leave you in peace" has the potential to be a classic line ;D ;D
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Post by T C on Mar 17, 2008 22:03:21 GMT -1
"Sorry mum, but i couldnt help myself after Penelope Pitstop showed her panties!" said an embarrassed TC. FFS ! Didn't take long then. By far the best so far tho
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Post by T C on Mar 17, 2008 22:04:27 GMT -1
TC's brother still bares the scares from his childhood phonebox incident Excellent Kev, would have been even better if you could fuc*ing spell ;D
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Mar 17, 2008 22:05:39 GMT -1
"Sorry mum, but i couldnt help myself after Penelope Pitstop showed her panties!" said an embarrassed TC. FFS ! Didn't take long then. By far the best so far tho never knew they had tables back in your youth tel
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Post by T C on Mar 17, 2008 22:07:16 GMT -1
LOL KK !
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Post by T C on Mar 18, 2008 22:44:56 GMT -1
How odd, this thread has been untouched now for over 24 hours....... is that a record ? or has it finally given up the ghost
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