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Post by danthered on Dec 20, 2007 18:12:43 GMT -1
Gres found the drive to work easy it was parking he had a problem with on those fooking pills
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 20, 2007 19:19:13 GMT -1
After several weeks on his course of Steroids! Gres was happy his skin complaint had cleared up, but was beginning to think the side effects were a bit drastic ;D ;D ;D And I haven't even got time to be reading these! What an opener!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 20, 2007 21:01:27 GMT -1
AFTER TAKING HIS MEDICATION,GRES JOINED THE GRESLEY AMATEUR DRAMATICS LATEST FLICK.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 20, 2007 21:03:36 GMT -1
UNFORTUNATELY FOR GRES,THE CHEMIST GAVE HIM VIAGRA INSTEAD OF STERIODS.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 20, 2007 21:12:48 GMT -1
TAKING STEROIDS REVEALED GRES' TRUE OBSESSION.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 20, 2007 21:14:50 GMT -1
GRES REGRETTED NOT READING THE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 21, 2007 12:02:02 GMT -1
Gres wished he had been warned about the side effects of his steroids when mixed with a few beers and a friday night curry
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 21, 2007 21:23:16 GMT -1
In the Gres household the Christmas dinner table was looking bare without the normal turkey and sprouts
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Post by danthered on Dec 21, 2007 21:54:42 GMT -1
poor Gres went a bit over the top applying his steroid cream
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Post by danthered on Dec 21, 2007 21:57:30 GMT -1
After extreem use of the "Magic Pocket" GFJ asks Gres if he can borrow some of his steroid cream
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 22, 2007 21:04:42 GMT -1
poor Gres went a bit over the top applying his steroid cream LMFAO!! ;D ;D
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 22, 2007 22:30:13 GMT -1
Cliff Richard vowed to never again utilise the newly marketed GFJ Magic Pocket Stress Relief System (available from JML direct)
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 25, 2007 9:58:36 GMT -1
Twas the day before Christmas and and the "Gres Xmas Bonus" for ticketing badly parked basketball players was won by Brenda the "Bitch" from Derby
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 25, 2007 10:29:51 GMT -1
HITLER CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT JUST TO PISS GRES OFF.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 25, 2007 10:39:05 GMT -1
JJ ON THE OTHER HAND HAD NO SUCH PROBLEMS WHEN IT CAME TO PARKING.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 25, 2007 10:39:52 GMT -1
RBNO doesn't take Christmas off.
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 25, 2007 22:34:54 GMT -1
;D
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 25, 2007 22:39:40 GMT -1
Luckily, Gres was too drunk to realise how fast he was really going
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 25, 2007 22:41:33 GMT -1
Gres felt this was a bit harsh as, after all, he was only there for five minutes.
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 25, 2007 22:43:24 GMT -1
THe combination of steroids and unfair parking fines was playing havoc with the infrastructure at Gres' office.
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