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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 8, 2007 20:00:07 GMT -1
LMAO guys - good work!! ;D ;D For your attention PASTIE - it is a real illness but the doc doesnt know what it is so ive been referred to the hospital for a biopsy! I'll be sure to let you all know so you can do some 'accurate piss-taking'!
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 8, 2007 20:10:03 GMT -1
Do hope that is OK and that the Captioning isn't stepping over the mark! Good luck!!!
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 8, 2007 20:11:11 GMT -1
Gres' doc gets all his equipment lined up ready for the biopsy...
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 8, 2007 21:26:04 GMT -1
GRES GOT MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WITH THE BIOPSY
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 8, 2007 23:07:39 GMT -1
Derbyshire NHS had to improvise when they realised that they just did not have a test tube big enough for Gres' biopsy sample.
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 8, 2007 23:09:44 GMT -1
Gres was instantly impressed that his laboratory worker had a regular slot on TV
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 8, 2007 23:11:24 GMT -1
As soon as he walked in the room, Gres could tell from the Doctor's face that it was good news.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 9, 2007 17:51:29 GMT -1
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 9, 2007 19:07:16 GMT -1
PASTIE and the headmaster had to stay late to clear up the blood soaked staffroom after the latest Geography department murder in Exeter. "he had it coming... Mr Partridge just wouldnt agree that Granite was nicer than slate" said PASTIE at the police interview.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 9, 2007 19:11:44 GMT -1
at first PASTIE didnt want to stay behind and clean up the blood in his classroom....til Miss Pert the Art teacher agreed to help in a post modern way!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 16:25:16 GMT -1
GRES GOT MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WITH THE BIOPSY Fuck - those pics and caption crippled me! Funniest I've seen in a long time. Brilliant!
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 14, 2007 23:08:07 GMT -1
Gres insists that it is just man flu and that he'll be better by the weekend. The environment agency are yet to be convinced.
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 14, 2007 23:10:28 GMT -1
Seeing as he was already contaminated, DEFRA thought it probably best all round to leave Gres' christmas lunch well alone.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 14, 2007 23:11:17 GMT -1
Seeing as he was already contaminated, DEFRA thought it probably best all round to leave Gres' christmas lunch well alone. ;D
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 14, 2007 23:13:27 GMT -1
Seeing as he was already contaminated, DEFRA thought it probably best all round to leave Gres' christmas lunch well alone. When Chicken Licken thought the sky was falling down he knew exactly who to run to........Turkey Gresley meanwhile....[/i]
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 14, 2007 23:15:41 GMT -1
Seeing as he was already contaminated, DEFRA thought it probably best all round to leave Gres' christmas lunch well alone. When Chicken Licken thought the sky was falling down he knew exactly who to run to........Turkey Gresley meanwhile....[/i][/quote] Gres feared that he would be victimised as public health fears escalated and immediately went under cover. If only his local fancy dress shop had a different costume in his size...
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 14, 2007 23:29:47 GMT -1
Despite the CCTV footage Gresley was most insistent to the judge "It was only a bit of foreplay your honour, honest!"[/i]
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 14, 2007 23:30:24 GMT -1
After being released from the outhouse that had been their prison for almost a year, all three bicycles displayed classic Stockholm syndrome as they insisted that their sexual relationship with Gres hadn't been that bad. "He was always gentle with us and treated us with respect" said the Dawes 601
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 14, 2007 23:34:52 GMT -1
Gres fantasized about a threesome.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 14, 2007 23:35:26 GMT -1
Despite the CCTV footage Gresley was most insistent to the judge "It was only a bit of foreplay your honour, honest!" [/i][/quote] Having slowly removed the bikes undercarriagewear Grelsey prepared to lower himself cautiously onto the brazen Raleigh[/i]
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