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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:18:13 GMT -1
Roaster visits Gres on his barge.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:21:07 GMT -1
Later, investigators blamed Gres for the disaster, concluding that he packed more beer than was necessary for most people's weekend.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:23:56 GMT -1
Gres finally found a barge where he could stretch his legs.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 20, 2007 18:26:01 GMT -1
BEER ALREADY BROUGHT FOR WEEKEND: 48 CANS OF RED STRIPE 24 CANS OF BODDINGTONS 24 CANS OF MARSTONS PEDIGREE 24 CANS OF SCRUMPY JACK 4 LITRES OF VODKA 2 LITRES OF JIM BEAM 1 LITRE BRANDY 1 BOTTLE ABSYNTH 1 BOTTLE OF 80' VOL 'STROH' 24 CANS RED BULL 24 BOTTLES COKE There's a bit more ammo (if most of it already used for other peoples alcoholism)
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:30:36 GMT -1
Drunk beyond knowing where to stop, Gres finally drinks the river.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:32:22 GMT -1
Stock controllers at Gres' local off license just couldn't handle the recent boom in sales.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:33:41 GMT -1
Mrs Gres simply slaughters Gres for completely forgetting where he parked the barge.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:38:54 GMT -1
After the absynth, Gres was only faintly aware that he may have just nudged one or two of the other barges as he left his mooring.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 18:39:24 GMT -1
Enough of this. Think I may just have some work to do
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 20, 2007 18:47:08 GMT -1
After the absynth, Gres was only faintly aware that he may have just nudged one or two of the other barges as he left his mooring.PMSL COYS ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 20, 2007 19:21:44 GMT -1
Not that it is like me to fuel RBNO fires Pastie,but Gres is going on a 46ft barge for a few days. He tried a narrow boat but it was just too narrow for him. Sorry Gres,i feel somewhat responsible for this urine extraction going on from Pastie.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 19:27:31 GMT -1
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 20, 2007 19:29:28 GMT -1
As Judith says,you only need give that man one whiff and he is off.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 20, 2007 19:37:21 GMT -1
No need to apologise Chopper - its quality stuff!!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 20, 2007 19:42:44 GMT -1
No need to apologise Chopper - its quality stuff!! Tongue planted firmly in cheek apology mate. You aint nipped if to see me in a few weeks.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 20, 2007 19:45:10 GMT -1
No need to apologise Chopper - its quality stuff!! Tongue planted firmly in cheek apology mate. You aint nipped if to see me in a few weeks. been V busy mate - Bosses are cracking the whip a bit! be in soon mate!
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 20, 2007 19:46:12 GMT -1
One wrong turn and it wasn't just Gres left legless.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 20, 2007 19:47:49 GMT -1
LOL
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 20, 2007 19:48:49 GMT -1
One wrong turn and it wasn't just Gres left legless. Deserved it - made me spill my pint! ;D ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 20, 2007 19:49:26 GMT -1
Gres was getting the hang of this drinking boating and driving
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