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Post by danthered on Apr 16, 2007 17:19:09 GMT -1
After months of practice Spozz finally perfected the hands free putting strokesorry Jen coldn't resist
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Post by danthered on Apr 16, 2007 17:21:17 GMT -1
Chopper was taken back by Gres' dandy dress when he called in to see him GRES was taken back by Chopper's 'camp stance' when he popped into gresley mansions!! ;D "Ohhh while your down there" Gresley mumbled to Chopper
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 17, 2007 14:46:30 GMT -1
DTR: I make cakes that give everyone super powers! ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 17, 2007 20:15:20 GMT -1
It was only when the physio tickled PASTIE's plums that he began to realise not all Groin injuries are treated this way!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 17, 2007 20:17:06 GMT -1
PASTIE wasnt happy, no matter how hard he looked, he couldnt find any undercrackers that matched his Groin bandage!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 17, 2007 20:21:58 GMT -1
PASTIE'S rehabilitation was going so well, until Peter2Dc demonstrated the MI5 'drop em and leg it' technique!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 17, 2007 20:36:38 GMT -1
The reason behind PASTIE's groin injury became clear after PMV caught on camera the exact moment PASTIE told his wife he was going to RBNO2!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 17, 2007 20:42:34 GMT -1
PASTIE was delighted to see the results of the X-Ray. Not only was there gonna be no lasting damage to his groin, but he now knew where he'd left his nokia!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Apr 17, 2007 20:43:47 GMT -1
PASTIE didn't really have any groin problem at all, it was all a cover so he had an excuse to wear these:
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 17, 2007 20:44:44 GMT -1
Was gonna do that but me kids were watching. GRES was taken back by Chopper's 'camp stance' when he popped into gresley mansions!! ;D "Ohhh while your down there" Gresley mumbled to Chopper
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:11:34 GMT -1
PASTIE finds there's nothing better for itching a damaged groin than true Dartmoor granite
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:12:37 GMT -1
Released from the corridors for a two night stay on Dartmoor, PASTIE takes a big gulp of the sweet fresh air.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 19, 2007 19:13:46 GMT -1
PASTIE now realised that his comment in the corridors of "i'll just finish my marking and be back on for midnight" was perhaps a touch optimistic!
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:14:29 GMT -1
www.dartmoor-npa.gov.uk/print/vi-mask_legends PASTIE's Year 7 students were starting to get quite troubled as he entered the third day of his Gollum impersonation.Damn thing won't show up - gutted as I was really enjoying this assault on myself...
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:15:02 GMT -1
PASTIE now realised that his comment in the corridors of "i'll just finish my marking and be back on for midnight" was perhaps a touch optimistic! If only my desk was that well organised
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:19:16 GMT -1
PASTIE just knew that if he took Fido he would get on famously with all the little children he was taking to Dartmoor.
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:21:06 GMT -1
PASTIE had a hard job explaining to the court why "Lemmings" was an appropriate game for a school trip.
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 19, 2007 19:24:17 GMT -1
PASTIE gets one of the who gang in front of the fossilised Gresleyturd.Enough...back to work
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Apr 19, 2007 19:25:54 GMT -1
Norden Wooler was gonna kick off at Cardiff.. Luckily he had the forsight to wear neutral colours to get in the away end at Ninian Park.. Grrr..
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 19, 2007 19:28:50 GMT -1
PASTIE had a hard job explaining to the court why "Lemmings" was an appropriate game for a school trip. LMAO - BRILLIANT MATE!! ;D ;D
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