SWR!
League 2 Player
Sometimes I wish someone would call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene!'
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Post by SWR! on Dec 5, 2006 23:22:31 GMT -1
I make everything sound like blackadder. Ask SWR. I taught him. I did. He knows that all I spout is bullshit...  True story  |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 23:26:36 GMT -1
You meant yellow red & black didn't you  Definitely not ;D How is Tommy doing for you? Smithy, he is a worker you can't fault him for that! Needs the killer touch that eludes most of our team atm. |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:26:51 GMT -1
No, sadly it is a pale Yeovil Green. Very upsetting. SWR, did I ever mention that I had a real drag of a time at Uni too? Only good things came of it in the end, so worth it - but definitely an errand to complete rather than a pleasure. I prefer the real world... But then I am El Pensador Original... So you don't agree with the whole bollocks of 'uni is the best thing you'll ever do....' utter shyte. Critically evaluate my arse!!! (Please dont) Christ knows what was going on in one of the lectures the other day, but one lecturer dropped a box of celebrations on the floor (why he had them i know not) and started picking them up - the other one then says 'oooh, its nice to see him on his knees again!!! WTF???  May it be noted BOTH were male! I went to all my lectures at Uni. I did so little else, pure guilt sent me there. One was on African nodal transport sytems, delivered by this washed up old f*ckwit who had already delivered the same lecture to us at least three times before. Neverthless, such was my three hour week that I dutifully attended. There shoud have been 130 of us there. When I woke up, half way through the lecture, the vast lecture theatre contained just seven people, including myself. 4 of the others were asleep, including one bloke stretched out across the bench at he back using his bag as a pillow, whilst f*ckwit at the front blatheed on regardless. Utter waste of time, and I counted down the days for it to end,. the only year I enjoyed was the final year as I felt it ending. despite that, I wouldn't change it. I might reconsider courses and te rigour of my application process (only applied to Unis where I thought I might get to se Argyle away and had a decent volleyball facility) but however shit it was I left there with the people who are still my best friends, contacts all over the world, my "relationship", my son and a whole load of jobs that I had because I was a graduate. It is bollocks - but by me life starts when youleave - and that does not mean rush off to be a Geography teacher...  |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 23:27:19 GMT -1
I make everything sound like blackadder. Ask SWR. I taught him. I did. He knows that all I spout is bullshit... True story Lol, no wonder you fit in well mate ;D |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:28:12 GMT -1
True story Lol, no wonder you fit in well mate ;D Maybe I can offer an NVQ in posting shite on message boards? Somebody will accredit it somewhere... |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 23:30:01 GMT -1
Lol, no wonder you fit in well mate ;D Maybe I can offer an NVQ in posting shite on message boards? Somebody will accredit it somewhere... Could be on to a winner there my friend! Altough Gres and myself may battle for patentcy  |
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SWR!
League 2 Player
Sometimes I wish someone would call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene!'
Posts: 160
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Post by SWR! on Dec 5, 2006 23:30:58 GMT -1
Definitely not ;D How is Tommy doing for you? Smithy, he is a worker you can't fault him for that! Needs the killer touch that eludes most of our team atm. And that is TS all over, run the length of the field, skin three players then masterfully spoon the ball into the Bombardier East Stand! He lacked the killer touch with us, it was a major criticism that he didn't net enough!!!  |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:31:20 GMT -1
We can teach the course. A module in captioning would be great, an exam in identifying wind ups, a piece of coursework bating BWGH - there is at least two years in it easily!  |
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SWR!
League 2 Player
Sometimes I wish someone would call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene!'
Posts: 160
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Post by SWR! on Dec 5, 2006 23:32:58 GMT -1
So you don't agree with the whole bollocks of 'uni is the best thing you'll ever do....' utter shyte. Critically evaluate my arse!!! (Please dont) Christ knows what was going on in one of the lectures the other day, but one lecturer dropped a box of celebrations on the floor (why he had them i know not) and started picking them up - the other one then says 'oooh, its nice to see him on his knees again!!! WTF??? May it be noted BOTH were male! I went to all my lectures at Uni. I did so little else, pure guilt sent me there. One was on African nodal transport sytems, delivered by this washed up old f*ckwit who had already delivered the same lecture to us at least three times before. Neverthless, such was my three hour week that I dutifully attended. There shoud have been 130 of us there. When I woke up, half way through the lecture, the vast lecture theatre contained just seven people, including myself. 4 of the others were asleep, including one bloke stretched out across the bench at he back using his bag as a pillow, whilst f*ckwit at the front blatheed on regardless. Utter waste of time, and I counted down the days for it to end,. the only year I enjoyed was the final year as I felt it ending. despite that, I wouldn't change it. I might reconsider courses and te rigour of my application process (only applied to Unis where I thought I might get to se Argyle away and had a decent volleyball facility) but however shit it was I left there with the people who are still my best friends, contacts all over the world, my "relationship", my son and a whole load of jobs that I had because I was a graduate. It is bollocks - but by me life starts when youleave - and that does not mean rush off to be a Geography teacher... 100% attendance is something I cannot boast Im afraid - and by all accounts neither can the rest of the course! Of 200, there were 35 at the last lecture (i was tucked up in bed at the time). Afraid I'm not enjoying the final year as yet.... due to the current climate, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off! |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:33:48 GMT -1
Anyway, it being the time it is, and has been for several nights in a row, and given I have a parents' evening tomorrow, I thin kit is time to try for some shut eye. Nearly there SWP Congrats on 10k Gb and thanks for the exaltation and "bigging up" of El pensador original!  I think I need to disappear very soon.... |
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SWR!
League 2 Player
Sometimes I wish someone would call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene!'
Posts: 160
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Post by SWR! on Dec 5, 2006 23:34:20 GMT -1
We can teach the course. A module in captioning would be great, an exam in identifying wind ups, a piece of coursework bating BWGH - there is at least two years in it easily! Sounds like a Doctorate to me.... |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:35:41 GMT -1
I went to all my lectures at Uni. I did so little else, pure guilt sent me there. One was on African nodal transport sytems, delivered by this washed up old f*ckwit who had already delivered the same lecture to us at least three times before. Neverthless, such was my three hour week that I dutifully attended. There shoud have been 130 of us there. When I woke up, half way through the lecture, the vast lecture theatre contained just seven people, including myself. 4 of the others were asleep, including one bloke stretched out across the bench at he back using his bag as a pillow, whilst f*ckwit at the front blatheed on regardless. Utter waste of time, and I counted down the days for it to end,. the only year I enjoyed was the final year as I felt it ending. despite that, I wouldn't change it. I might reconsider courses and te rigour of my application process (only applied to Unis where I thought I might get to se Argyle away and had a decent volleyball facility) but however shit it was I left there with the people who are still my best friends, contacts all over the world, my "relationship", my son and a whole load of jobs that I had because I was a graduate. It is bollocks - but by me life starts when youleave - and that does not mean rush off to be a Geography teacher... 100% attendance is something I cannot boast Im afraid - and by all accounts neither can the rest of the course! Of 200, there were 35 at the last lecture (i was tucked up in bed at the time). Afraid I'm not enjoying the final year as yet.... due to the current climate, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off! 6 months mate. Will be gone before you know it. Just pass - that's all that matters. If you happen to do well then that's a bonus. remember you nearly didn't go at all? It is a means to an end, no worries... |
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SWR!
League 2 Player
Sometimes I wish someone would call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene!'
Posts: 160
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Post by SWR! on Dec 5, 2006 23:36:02 GMT -1
Anyway, it being the time it is, and has been for several nights in a row, and given I have a parents' evening tomorrow, I thin kit is time to try for some shut eye. Nearly there SWP Congrats on 10k Gb and thanks for the exaltation and "bigging up" of El pensador original! I think I need to disappear very soon.... Do you tell parents you strap bananas to the roof and throw rice on the floor still?? Hey they must have worked, i still remember it....not sure what the rice was for tho! |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:37:11 GMT -1
I threw different shaped pasta all over the floor this time. Was a nightmare as it was on carpet and all got trodden in...  |
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SWR!
League 2 Player
Sometimes I wish someone would call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene!'
Posts: 160
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Post by SWR! on Dec 5, 2006 23:37:35 GMT -1
100% attendance is something I cannot boast Im afraid - and by all accounts neither can the rest of the course! Of 200, there were 35 at the last lecture (i was tucked up in bed at the time). Afraid I'm not enjoying the final year as yet.... due to the current climate, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off! 6 months mate. Will be gone before you know it. Just pass - that's all that matters. If you happen to do well then that's a bonus. remember you nearly didn't go at all? It is a means to an end, no worries... Yar, glad I came to Uni, was not ready for a job 3 years ago, but am ready for earning a spot of cash now - and should have a job to walk into next summer - happy days! |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:37:44 GMT -1
Anyway... |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:39:02 GMT -1
Yar, glad I came to Uni, was not ready for a job 3 years ago, but am ready for earning a spot of cash now - and should have a job to walk into next summer - happy days! 6 months mate. Will be gone before you know it. Just pass - that's all that matters. If you happen to do well then that's a bonus. remember you nearly didn't go at all? It is a means to an end, no worries... Spotted your post. Tousands wouldn't. All my time in Africa etc came after I graduated. Soon enough the world will be your lobster too... |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 23:39:20 GMT -1
Smithy, he is a worker you can't fault him for that! Needs the killer touch that eludes most of our team atm. And that is TS all over, run the length of the field, skin three players then masterfully spoon the ball into the Bombardier East Stand! He lacked the killer touch with us, it was a major criticism that he didn't net enough!!! In a nutshell!! All the passion you could ask for, if only he could finish it off more often we'd be laughing! |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 5, 2006 23:39:41 GMT -1
Anyway.... |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 23:40:28 GMT -1
We can teach the course. A module in captioning would be great, an exam in identifying wind ups, a piece of coursework bating BWGH - there is at least two years in it easily! You've been thinking about this haven't you! Would be fun tho! |
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May it be noted BOTH were male!
