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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 30, 2006 22:07:44 GMT -1
Not sure about Stafford Ro, but up here if someone walked into the gents on a Saturday night taking photos, they're likely to need the camera removing from their arse after a very short period of time Sorry, I thought Pete had a hidden camera inside the Johnny Cash curl? My mistake ;D
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Post by JJ on Oct 30, 2006 22:11:45 GMT -1
LOL! He might well have done! Btw Ro, your fave comedian is on C4 at the moment ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Pasty Duchy on Oct 30, 2006 22:18:15 GMT -1
No pee smells tonight - I'm very clean, thank you kindly! Mind you, I did have to excuse my son, Pasty Jnr off school today, being in no state on Sunday to return home from "up-country" following the glorious Argyle victory at Palace (and a re-acquaintance with an old pub-landlord pal who gets deeply offended if I even attempt to actually BUY a pint)..... Oh happy days... A good weekend all round then eh PD! I have a friend who is Palace, he was so pissed off how they played in the 2nd half!! Really?! They were, in truth, much BETTER in the second half than the first - our goalkeeper even had to save a shot... ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 30, 2006 22:27:56 GMT -1
well...have waited for the midweek predictions to go up, but cant be arsed to wait any longer!! i bid you all farewell! Oh....THE BINS PASTIE...DONT FORGET THE BINS!!!!!!!!!
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Post by JJ on Oct 30, 2006 22:31:09 GMT -1
night Gres
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Post by Pasty Duchy on Oct 30, 2006 22:33:02 GMT -1
Goodnight Gentlemen.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 30, 2006 23:21:45 GMT -1
No pee smells tonight - I'm very clean, thank you kindly! Mind you, I did have to excuse my son, Pasty Jnr off school today, being in no state on Sunday to return home from "up-country" following the glorious Argyle victory at Palace (and a re-acquaintance with an old pub-landlord pal who gets deeply offended if I even attempt to actually BUY a pint)..... Oh happy days... Think I missed the two main events of the year all on the same night this weekend ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 30, 2006 23:24:53 GMT -1
well...have waited for the midweek predictions to go up, but cant be arsed to wait any longer!! i bid you all farewell! Oh....THE BINS PASTIE...DONT FORGET THE BINS!!!!!!!!!As has now been widely reported, he doesn't miss a trick does he? To all those of you who follow these things avidly, bin night in my new house remains a Monday. These days we have gone up market to wheelie bins, which means that I no longer have to go out to my back yard and fish out week old nappy sacks from a dustbin and sling them out into the back lane! The joy of using 100% degradable materials is that they start to degrade in about 5 days in the right damp, humid conditions. Tonight I wheeled the barrel load of excrement to the bottom of the drive (yes, the drive) like a true middle class gent. They'll find me out soon enough! ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 31, 2006 0:08:51 GMT -1
Woops. Did all the captions and then all the Argyle pages. Rumour has it that I have to go to work tomorrow (getting up in 5 hrs) and go to a match in the eve.
<<scurries out of corridors>>
SOP
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Oct 31, 2006 22:34:25 GMT -1
Pete!!!!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Oct 31, 2006 22:57:40 GMT -1
It's like ER on match day in 'ere ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 31, 2006 23:32:32 GMT -1
Hmm, Very sketchy internet connection. My broadband is apparently back on line. All the lights are solid on the modem again but neither of my computers can pick up my own network anymore. If anybody has any suggestions as to how to fix it, then pm me! I can get onto other wireless but they keep switching off or cutting me out. I've spent hours on this over the last few days... ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) Can't do it anymore, so... SOP
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Post by peter2dc on Nov 1, 2006 9:29:16 GMT -1
morning prowlers...just getting ready for work... ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) ...will be back on later...(i heard its cold in england...bitterly cold...wander if its because i left...? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Nov 1, 2006 9:36:44 GMT -1
Sobered up yet?
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 1, 2006 9:38:16 GMT -1
morning prowlers...just getting ready for work... ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) ...will be back on later...(i heard its cold in england...bitterly cold...wander if its because i left...? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Oh Peter...there has been a lovely picture of you painted on here! ;D
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Post by peter2dc on Nov 1, 2006 11:14:05 GMT -1
hello mrs H...I know bang goes my reputation for being a perfect gentleman!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 1, 2006 12:06:31 GMT -1
morning prowlers...just getting ready for work... ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) ...will be back on later...(i heard its cold in england...bitterly cold...wander if its because i left...? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) I bet your wife was gutted that your job interview didnt go too well!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) ;D
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Post by danthered on Nov 1, 2006 12:11:49 GMT -1
morning prowlers...just getting ready for work... ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) ...will be back on later...(i heard its cold in england...bitterly cold...wander if its because i left...? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) I bet your wife was gutted that your job interview didnt go too well!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) ;D I thought it went very well Gres mate ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png)
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Nov 1, 2006 21:08:05 GMT -1
Here's one to break the ice! A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after sex?" "Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied. The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah" said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" said the son. His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" Probably much better off on the sick jokes thread..
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Nov 1, 2006 21:24:59 GMT -1
I no longer feel guilty for our Sunday afternoon conversation! 'I am free of guilt!!!' Here's one to break the ice! A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after sex?" "Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied. The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah" said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" said the son. His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" Probably much better off on the sick jokes thread..
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