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Post by Mrs H on Jan 22, 2007 15:36:44 GMT -1
I think I'll call it 'Golden Moments and Warmest Wishes'. ;D You seem to have forgotten everything I said about it being no good if you don't enjoy it yourself!!! Either that or... well look, I just hope you wash yourself well!!! Never tried it. Can't say it appeals to me. My mate admitted to me on my wedding day (when she'd helped herseld to most of the free wine) that her and her fella had tried it. I think it was mainly an accident during sex but she said it was quite nice until the sheets got cold
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jan 22, 2007 15:38:35 GMT -1
You seem to have forgotten everything I said about it being no good if you don't enjoy it yourself!!! Either that or... well look, I just hope you wash yourself well!!! Never tried it. Can't say it appeals to me. My mate admitted to me on my wedding day (when she'd helped herseld to most of the free wine) that her and her fella had tried it. I think it was mainly an accident during sex but she said it was quite nice until the sheets got cold
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 22, 2007 15:39:15 GMT -1
Never tried it. Can't say it appeals to me. My mate admitted to me on my wedding day (when she'd helped herseld to most of the free wine) that her and her fella had tried it. I think it was mainly an accident during sex but she said it was quite nice until the sheets got cold Yep my thoughts exactly.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 22, 2007 15:39:42 GMT -1
Never tried it. Can't say it appeals to me. My mate admitted to me on my wedding day (when she'd helped herseld to most of the free wine) that her and her fella had tried it. I think it was mainly an accident during sex but she said it was quite nice until the sheets got cold Errr... yeah...! I mean, I don't like to think of myself as illiberal but - pissing on someone? being pissed on? really...?! I've never been so turned off! anyway surely A2V will have chucked by now if he's still reading!!! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 22, 2007 15:42:14 GMT -1
Never tried it. Can't say it appeals to me. My mate admitted to me on my wedding day (when she'd helped herseld to most of the free wine) that her and her fella had tried it. I think it was mainly an accident during sex but she said it was quite nice until the sheets got cold Errr... yeah...! I mean, I don't like to think of myself as illiberal but - pissing on someone? being pissed on? really...?! I've never been so turned off! anyway surely A2V will have chucked by now if he's still reading!!! ;DIt' like these people that get turned on by watching people have a poo. What the hell is that all about?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 22, 2007 15:44:01 GMT -1
It' like these people that get turned on by watching people have a poo. What the hell is that all about? <shrugs shoulders> I say never trust a couple who have a glass-topped coffee table though!!! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 22, 2007 15:45:01 GMT -1
It' like these people that get turned on by watching people have a poo. What the hell is that all about? <shrugs shoulders> I say never trust a couple who have a glass-topped coffee table though!!! ;D LOL. The Germans love it apparently.
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Post by Billy on Jan 22, 2007 15:47:07 GMT -1
Never tried it. Can't say it appeals to me. My mate admitted to me on my wedding day (when she'd helped herseld to most of the free wine) that her and her fella had tried it. I think it was mainly an accident during sex but she said it was quite nice until the sheets got cold Errr... yeah...! I mean, I don't like to think of myself as illiberal but - pissing on someone? being pissed on? really...?! I've never been so turned off! anyway surely A2V will have chucked by now if he's still reading!!! ;Das the old saying goes - I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 22, 2007 15:47:41 GMT -1
LOL. The Germans love it apparently. Hmmm. I want to make xenophobic comments, but I won't!!! "oh, ja!!! eine doody!" <imagine silly accent>
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 22, 2007 15:53:09 GMT -1
Hello Nursey Maybe he's vomited on his keyboard and can't type? For those who entered the 'When's A2V Going to Vommit Sweepstake', the correct answer was at about 8 minutes past 4. It was like milky tea in colour, it consistancy was watery if a little mucusy, it contained large chunks of potato, chicken peas and bits of carrot and swede ........ and the whole shebang smelt strongly of egg. I still don't know what it was I ate ............ but I feel much better now!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 22, 2007 15:55:22 GMT -1
Hello Nursey Maybe he's vomited on his keyboard and can't type? For those who entered the 'When's A2V Going to Vommit Sweepstake', the correct answer was at about 8 minutes past 4. It was like milky tea in colour, it consistancy was watery if a little mucusy, it contained large chunks of potato, chicken peas and bits of carrot and swede ........ and the whole shebang smelt strongly of egg. I still don't know what it was I ate ............ but I feel much better now!! Ooooooooooo no sweetcorn?
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Post by ArgyleChick on Jan 22, 2007 15:55:35 GMT -1
Why thanks for the A2V, just as I was eating my tea......................... you are lucky I am a nurse with a strong stomach!!
Glad you feel better though x
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Post by Billy on Jan 22, 2007 15:56:09 GMT -1
as the other old saying goes; "better out than in!"
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 22, 2007 15:56:22 GMT -1
For those who entered the 'When's A2V Going to Vommit Sweepstake', the correct answer was at about 8 minutes past 4. It was like milky tea in colour, it consistancy was watery if a little mucusy, it contained large chunks of potato, chicken peas and bits of carrot and swede ........ and the whole shebang smelt strongly of egg. I still don't know what it was I ate ............ but I feel much better now!! Ewwww thanks for that! What you feel better even though we're now talking about faecophilia and the like?!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 22, 2007 15:59:12 GMT -1
For those who entered the 'When's A2V Going to Vommit Sweepstake', the correct answer was at about 8 minutes past 4. It was like milky tea in colour, it consistancy was watery if a little mucusy, it contained large chunks of potato, chicken peas and bits of carrot and swede ........ and the whole shebang smelt strongly of egg. I still don't know what it was I ate ............ but I feel much better now!! Nope I couldn't see any!! Ooooooooooo no sweetcorn?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 22, 2007 16:00:21 GMT -1
Why thanks for the A2V, just as I was eating my tea......................... you are lucky I am a nurse with a strong stomach!! Glad you feel better though x I feel 100% better now thanks .......... apologies for the technicolour description!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 22, 2007 16:01:17 GMT -1
For those who entered the 'When's A2V Going to Vommit Sweepstake', the correct answer was at about 8 minutes past 4. It was like milky tea in colour, it consistancy was watery if a little mucusy, it contained large chunks of potato, chicken peas and bits of carrot and swede ........ and the whole shebang smelt strongly of egg. I still don't know what it was I ate ............ but I feel much better now!! Ewwww thanks for that! What you feel better even though we're now talking about faecophilia and the like?! There's nowt as queer as folk ........... and all that!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 22, 2007 16:02:15 GMT -1
Right night sicky and non sicky people
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 22, 2007 16:03:05 GMT -1
I think we should feel bad Laura! We jumped to conclusions about this thread! Poor A2V! But our conclusions were correct! Just saw this ............... if you were a man your name would be Thomas and your occupation would be doubting!! PAH!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 22, 2007 16:03:25 GMT -1
There's nowt as queer as folk ........... and all that!! Indeed! Fortunately with regard to the freaks and weirdo that inhabit this site, in addition to their other good points, none of 'em have admitted to enjoying wallowing in their own shit! ;D And on that note, I shall be heading home!
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