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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 9, 2006 21:11:58 GMT -1
Evening fellow prowlers.
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Post by Smug Owl on Aug 9, 2006 21:12:06 GMT -1
Just afraid of becoming another victim involved. Tell you who we need, Deathrow, i reckon we could get some mileage out of that one. i saw his first 3 posts - seems like a bit of a weird one!! i thought it was a WUM to begin with - be interesting to see if he ever returns!! I've been making him feel at home ;D well sort of.
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 9, 2006 22:13:50 GMT -1
<<Enters, Prowls about>>
Silence
<<runs finger through dust on skirting board>>
Silence
<<tuts and shakes head with profound sense of regret that the corridors are so neglected>>
Silence
<<Goes to put key in the door, thinks better of it>>
"Somebody will come along later"
PASTIE breaks the silence and sods off.
SOP
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Post by danthered on Aug 9, 2006 22:15:37 GMT -1
DTR has a general tidy round before going to bed
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 10, 2006 10:11:44 GMT -1
morning/evening...I will be busy for the next cuople of days...(important 'secret' people at the embassy...) anyway...it seems only fair that I put up some facts about me, as 1. all you lot have is the german connection 2. I'll be meeting most of you in october 3. i've used so much info against you lot...ok...so 10 facts you never wanted to hear about me. 1. most embarrasing moment was going to a posh house and crapping in the bidet...with someone waiting outside to use the bathroom next...(there was no bog in that room!) 2. spent 7 years in the british army and got to the dizzy heights of fuck all, based on being the worst/laziest carnt be arsed soldier in nato (which is ironic cos now i work with brigaders/generals 3. managed to get 3 women pregnant within 2 years (squeezed a divorce and a marrage in there too) 4. at 16 I went for trials for leeds united and was told I'd be better off going with syncronised swimming. 5. in 1987 i was arrested in the east german corridor to berlin...(i was actually drunk and didnt realise where i was AND was a soldier at the time...handed over by the east german authorities and branded worst spy ever!) 6. last year got into bed ...not realising my wife sister was in there...imagine her suprise when i thought it was my misses...only for my misses to walk in! 7. first time i got drunk I was 11....again in germany, mistook apple korn (liquor) for apple juice...puked the party people full 8. first joint was on while on duty watching nuclear artillary shells ...I thought the russians were coming...(see point 2) 9. went to a swimming pool in dc and like all europeans instantly pissed in the pool...not knowing they had a chemical in the pool which turns it bright red... 10. and finally at the british embassy...in comcen(high tech communications room) there IS a red telephone and YES tony WILL answer if you lift the hand set...I found this out by lifting the fucking handset to hear a rather familiar "Hello"...i replied..."hang te moa...lang shung feu shoh ming..." and hung up...(i recieved a follow up call, and explained out chinese cleaner was just in there...i still have my job there... ok boys have fun...
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 11:01:06 GMT -1
Oh yes!
I had to log in and exalt the minute I saw it (not meant to be on here at all)
There is a month's worth in every entry and they are all superb. Star man!!!
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Post by Smug Owl on Aug 10, 2006 13:48:43 GMT -1
Indeed, exalted Pete, i really don't know where to begin ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 10, 2006 15:58:33 GMT -1
Oh dear.........looks like feeding time at the zoo!!!! ;D ;D i'll be in for my dinner later!!
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Post by Coxy™ on Aug 10, 2006 18:17:58 GMT -1
i have just entered my dream team gres its a winner
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Aug 10, 2006 21:21:29 GMT -1
I can see Peter from DC is going to get some stick in the immediate future. Secrets posted on RBNO2 ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 21:46:31 GMT -1
OK, I've arrived. Managed to negotiate the ride home on a road bike with cleat pedals despite wearing volleyball shoes. Bastards that stole my bike don't know what liberties they're taking with my well being.
I'm here now, just cooking my healthy evening meal at quarter to midnight, ready to survey th ecarnage
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Aug 10, 2006 21:49:41 GMT -1
Evenin pastie! Now then prowlers too.. Negotiated a bike ride pastie, I know how that feels!
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 21:58:12 GMT -1
Shouldn't have done though Ster. really shoud have learned you r lesson., Been on every back street and pavement I could manage to stay out of trouble
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 22:24:56 GMT -1
I just got exalted. Who did that?!? Cheers - pushing ever closer to the levels of three figure popularity...
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 10, 2006 22:29:45 GMT -1
Twas me! I know how much you itch to be on the magical 3 figures and i'm jus pushin you nearer mate!
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 22:35:17 GMT -1
GB! Long time no read!
Suffering and struggling and posting bollocks on RBNO so not long ;eft here for me. How you doing? How you coping with the hip?
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 22:40:04 GMT -1
Nudged you closed to 200, before I forget
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 10, 2006 22:41:42 GMT -1
Hey I'm still at the top of the page PASTIE LOL
I've seen a few of them tonight, there's a few goodens in there! I'm not too shabby, hip is still well & truly fucked but got an appointment soon to know more.
Cheers for the exalt btw ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 10, 2006 22:47:40 GMT -1
Still at the top of this page or catching up on RBNO?
Well and truly fucked does not sound good... thought you would have been on here more than you have!
I have been drinking a beer called Legend from Notts, nice and light and not had it before but it seems not to sit well with a load of volleyball matches and led to a dodgy back street ride home so I'm off.
Stay off your feet and hope to catch you here more often!
SOP
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 10, 2006 22:52:55 GMT -1
Still at the top of this page lol! Legend eh? I've been enjoying some Magners tonight, had it recommended to me a while back an only recently have tried it - not bad! Speak soon mate
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