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Post by Rulesaints on May 9, 2007 15:38:54 GMT -1
Snakes have sex?
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 9, 2007 15:44:36 GMT -1
Well Rule, mummy snake and daddy snake...
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Post by Dr LuKas on May 9, 2007 15:45:19 GMT -1
Well Rule, mummy snake and daddy snake... ...they both get drunk....
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Post by Katiekins on May 9, 2007 15:46:15 GMT -1
LMAO
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Post by Rulesaints on May 9, 2007 15:46:33 GMT -1
But where and possibly how does daddy snake get on mummies back?
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Post by Dr LuKas on May 9, 2007 15:47:12 GMT -1
Seriously, read this, snakes reproducting;
A wide range of reproductive modes are used by snakes. All snakes employ internal fertilization, accomplished by means of paired, forked hemipenes, which are stored inverted in the male's tail. Most snakes lay eggs, and of those most species abandon them shortly after laying; however, some species are ovoviviparous and retain the eggs within their bodies until they are almost ready to hatch. Recently, it has been confirmed that several species of snake are fully viviparous, such as the green anaconda, nourishing their young through a placenta as well as a yolk sac, highly unusual among reptiles, or indeed anything else outside of placental mammals. Retention of eggs and live birth are commonly, but not exclusively, associated with cold environments, as the retention of the young within the female allows her to control their temperature more effectively than if the developing young were in external eggs.
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Post by Rulesaints on May 9, 2007 15:48:18 GMT -1
Doesn't answer the question of where is the willy and the vagina?
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Post by Dr LuKas on May 9, 2007 15:49:43 GMT -1
Snakes aren't like that, niether are loads of animals, come on you know that Rule.
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 9, 2007 15:50:37 GMT -1
Doesn't answer the question of where is the willy and the vagina? Why do you need to know?!? Snake-fiddler!
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Post by Neko Bazu on May 9, 2007 15:50:56 GMT -1
But where and possibly how does daddy snake get on mummies back? science.howstuffworks.com/snake5.htmSnake SexOne might think having no limbs would put a damper on the love life, but not for snakes. When a female snake is ready to mate, she begins to release a special scent (pheromones) from skin glands on her back. As she goes about her daily routine, she leaves an odor trail as she pushes off resistance points on the ground (See Getting Around). If a sexually mature male catches her scent, he will follow her trail until he finds her. The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that point, he wraps his tail around hers so the bottoms of their tails meet at the cloaca -- the exit point for waste and reproductive fluid. The male inserts his two sex organs, the hemipenes, which then extend and release sperm. Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day. Female snakes reproduce about once or twice a year; however, the methods of birth vary among species. Some snakes give birth to live young (from one to 150 at a time), while others lay eggs (from one to 100 at a time); some even combine these methods by holding eggs internally until they hatch, and the babies are born live. For the most part, female snakes do not sit on their eggs like a hen, but in some cases they will protect their eggs (and their young) for a few days after they leave the mother's body. I await your exalt On a side note; sex usually takes an hour but can last a whole day?! Damn, I wanna be a snake! (Yes, I know about the half-hour pig orgasms, old news )
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Post by Rulesaints on May 9, 2007 15:51:02 GMT -1
But I wanna know how daddy gets his little troops into mummy
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Post by Rulesaints on May 9, 2007 15:51:37 GMT -1
Doesn't answer the question of where is the willy and the vagina? Why do you need to know?!? Snake-fiddler! Just wanted to know outta interest! (honest)
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Post by Neko Bazu on May 9, 2007 15:52:31 GMT -1
But I wanna know how daddy gets his little troops into mummy It's in my post!
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Post by Rulesaints on May 9, 2007 15:52:39 GMT -1
Cheers Neko Exalt
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Post by Neko Bazu on May 9, 2007 15:53:31 GMT -1
Cheers Neko Exalt ;D My day is complete!
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Post by Billy on May 9, 2007 16:19:34 GMT -1
WOW Rule! Strange old topic there young fella! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 9, 2007 16:21:01 GMT -1
This question better not pop up on my GCSE paper...
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Post by gw on May 9, 2007 16:52:49 GMT -1
This question better not pop up on my GCSE paper... Oh it will Han Cheers for that aswel Neko, I remember me and my mates discussing it when we were in 6th form. None of us had a clue lol
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 9, 2007 16:54:13 GMT -1
This question better not pop up on my GCSE paper... Oh it will Han Cheers for that aswel Neko, I remember me and my mates discussing it when we were in 6th form. None of us had a clue lol *adds snake sex to list of things to burst out laughing at if it's on the tests*
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