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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:00:47 GMT -1
I would like a job where I don't have to get up early, get paid in excess of £10k / week, have a high exposure to first hand lady lovin', and get in with the loved up ladies...! You sir want the be a full time funker.  I can only manage occasional night shifts, but get in there man it's the best job in the world. I want a BSc in Funking! |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:04:57 GMT -1
what would you like to do? I would like a job where I don't have to get up early, get paid in excess of £10k / week, have a high exposure to first hand lady lovin', and get in with the loved up ladies...! You could find yourself a female sports star and become an equivalent of a WAG.....a HAB.....so stupid it just might work |
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Post by Billy on May 8, 2007 13:05:05 GMT -1
what would you like to do? I would like a job where I don't have to get up early, get paid in excess of £10k / week, have a high exposure to first hand lady lovin', and get in with the loved up ladies...! just direct low budget lesbian porn movies? Surely that's fairly easy to get into? |
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Post by Billy on May 8, 2007 13:05:39 GMT -1
I'm trying to get my Russian friends to do that for you  Thanks man, stocked with vodka? It's a long journey  I'll ask them to put some vodka in too |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:05:47 GMT -1
I would like a job where I don't have to get up early, get paid in excess of £10k / week, have a high exposure to first hand lady lovin', and get in with the loved up ladies...! You could find yourself a female sports star and become an equivalent of a WAG.....a HAB.....so stupid it just might work Oooh nice idea.... can I have Victoria Pendleton...? |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:06:46 GMT -1
I would like a job where I don't have to get up early, get paid in excess of £10k / week, have a high exposure to first hand lady lovin', and get in with the loved up ladies...! just direct low budget lesbian porn movies? Surely that's fairly easy to get into? I should imagine it'd be very easy to get into a lady porn star... if you catch my meaning...? |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:07:35 GMT -1
You could find yourself a female sports star and become an equivalent of a WAG.....a HAB.....so stupid it just might work Oooh nice idea.... can I have Victoria Pendleton...? If you think she has suffiecient funds and good looks to satisfy one's self...go for it. |
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Post by Billy on May 8, 2007 13:07:38 GMT -1
yes, Stan, I catch your meaning...
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:12:01 GMT -1
Oooh nice idea.... can I have Victoria Pendleton...? If you think she has suffiecient funds and good looks to satisfy one's self...go for it. She gorgeous! ...and has great legs!  |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:13:00 GMT -1
yes, Stan, I catch your meaning... That's a big fanny isn't it... isn't it... isn't it! ;D |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:14:58 GMT -1
If you think she has suffiecient funds and good looks to satisfy one's self...go for it. She gorgeous! ...and has great legs! You ain't wrong ;D |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:18:48 GMT -1
She gorgeous! ...and has great legs! You ain't wrong ;D A bit reminiscent of Belinda Carlisle in her hey day in that pic... she was on Question of Sport the other day - bloomin' lovely! |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:24:06 GMT -1
I was hunting around trying to match that without resulting to the obvious Kournikova/Sharapova stuff. No luck trouncing round women's football though....dunno what that says.....  |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:25:06 GMT -1
I was hunting around trying to match that without resulting to the obvious Kournikova/Sharapova stuff. No luck trouncing round women's football though....dunno what that says..... The Arsenal ladies' keeper looked quite tidy yesterday on the beeb... <scuttles off to research> |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:29:41 GMT -1
She's called Emma Byrne, but I can't find a decent pic of her...  |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:29:53 GMT -1
I was hunting around trying to match that without resulting to the obvious Kournikova/Sharapova stuff. No luck trouncing round women's football though....dunno what that says..... The Arsenal ladies' keeper looked quite tidy yesterday on the beeb... <scuttles off to research> Ok. I found an unobvious one. The name is Sophie Sandolo, a french/italian golfer....problem is the majority of her pics would have to be photoshopped before being posted on here In the meantime feel free to google search as long as the boss isn't near by.... |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:31:28 GMT -1
The Arsenal ladies' keeper looked quite tidy yesterday on the beeb... <scuttles off to research> Ok. I found an unobvious one. The name is Sophie Sandolo, a french/italian golfer....problem is the majority of her pics would have to be photoshopped before being posted on here In the meantime feel free to google search as long as the boss isn't near by.... I don;t need to Google her... I;m well aware of her *ahem* talents... she had / has her own calendar - which is absolutely fantastic! I know what you mean, I didn't want to go for the obvious Kournicova etc... but she'd do! |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:31:41 GMT -1
She's called Emma Byrne, but I can't find a decent pic of her... Just typed in google search....got to admit, not impressed....  |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on May 8, 2007 13:33:12 GMT -1
This is enough to scare you off women footballers for life....  |
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Post by Stan on May 8, 2007 13:34:21 GMT -1
She's called Emma Byrne, but I can't find a decent pic of her... Just typed in google search....got to admit, not impressed.... I know what you mean... that's the pic I got - she's better in the flesh (well on tele anyway) than her pics show.... I'll stick with Victoria Pendleton for now - but the list could be huge! |
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