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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 14:01:32 GMT -1
Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:02:05 GMT -1
Is this gonna become the biggest thread? I don't think so  |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:02:35 GMT -1
Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the snake! Is this linear? |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:02:58 GMT -1
Bob the Builder or Fireman Sam?
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 14:04:55 GMT -1
Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the snake! Is this linear?  Nuff said? |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:06:14 GMT -1
Nuff said? Shouldn't that have a picture of sheep rather than zebras? |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:06:50 GMT -1
Did you cry when Fred Elliot died?
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:07:06 GMT -1
Bob the Builder or Fireman Sam? Fireman Sam. |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:07:24 GMT -1
Are you really going to do martial arts on Wednesday you crazy mo fo?  |
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:07:40 GMT -1
Did you cry when Fred Elliot died? Yes. I say I say Yes! |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:07:56 GMT -1
Admit it you're a Sheffield Wednesday fan aren't you?
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:08:14 GMT -1
Are you really going to do martial arts on Wednesday you crazy mo fo? Lol maybe, Oli does and it's good for the soul. |
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:08:31 GMT -1
Admit it you're a Sheffield Wednesday fan aren't you? Only coz........ |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 14:08:56 GMT -1
Shouldn't that have a picture of sheep rather than zebras? Unsure. That could be a reference to many things! Are marmosets related to lemmings? or is that too old-skool a comment? A2V phone home!  |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 14:10:31 GMT -1
Thundercats or He-man?
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 14:12:07 GMT -1
My Mother In Law asked, "If you don't like me, why do you take me on holidays with you?" I told her, "So I don't have to kiss you good-bye."
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:13:13 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 14:13:56 GMT -1
My Mother In Law asked, "If you don't like me, why do you take me on holidays with you?" I told her, "So I don't have to kiss you good-bye."  |
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:16:15 GMT -1
A2V I bet you get on really well with your mother in law and even share the same interests.
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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2006 14:31:35 GMT -1
Where are all my questions woman?
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Forever without exception. x
