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Post by addicted2venos on May 4, 2007 10:40:43 GMT -1
Judith Chalmers fights Moira Stewart ............. who wins and why?? Moira wins, as the difficult conditions in the $30million bout at Sun City cause Chalmers to quickly collapse from heat exhaustion while trying to piledrive Stewart.... I don't know what I'm talking about, but JC is a nasty old orange hag, whereas MS is everybody's favourite childhood black female newsreader! ........... it was so simple and yet you got it wrong!! Chalmers wins by enveloping Stewart in a large flap of her leathery orange skin. Stewart loses by suffocation or submission!!
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:41:25 GMT -1
Ewwww! Do you touch wood regularly? Well, I'm single so it has been known, thanks for asking!
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Post by addicted2venos on May 4, 2007 10:41:58 GMT -1
H or M??
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:42:20 GMT -1
........... you wouldn't say no, so there's no point pretending you would!! I'm sorry, how did you get the impression that "I'd shag anything?" Be careful with your answer... *narrows eyes*
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 4, 2007 10:42:47 GMT -1
Does Kevin Keegan touch baby horses in strange ways?
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:42:50 GMT -1
carol smiley or impending doom? Doom. But I'd take her with me!
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Post by Shippers on May 4, 2007 10:43:03 GMT -1
would you, Jules, shag anything?
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:43:18 GMT -1
Paul Daniels or Helen Daniels? Who's Helen Daniels?
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Post by Shippers on May 4, 2007 10:44:12 GMT -1
Sandy Toksvig, where have you gone? my wrist is aching and this cake weighs a tonne
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:44:22 GMT -1
........... it was so simple and yet you got it wrong!! Chalmers wins by enveloping Stewart in a large flap of her leathery orange skin. Stewart loses by suffocation or submission!! Nooooooooooooo! I won't let it happen! I must avenge Moira!!!
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Post by Shippers on May 4, 2007 10:44:38 GMT -1
Paul Daniels or Helen Daniels? Who's Helen Daniels? WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:44:56 GMT -1
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 4, 2007 10:45:16 GMT -1
You didn't know Debs or the other one off Men Behaving badly and now you don't know Helen Daniels?? I feel your oracle title slipping away....
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Post by Alex on May 4, 2007 10:45:23 GMT -1
Ewwww! Do you touch wood regularly? Well, I'm single so it has been known, thanks for asking! ;d
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:45:26 GMT -1
Does Kevin Keegan touch baby horses in strange ways? Yes. And H has no nipples.
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:45:58 GMT -1
would you, Jules, shag anything? I would, Dan, not!
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Post by Shippers on May 4, 2007 10:46:04 GMT -1
........... it was so simple and yet you got it wrong!! Chalmers wins by enveloping Stewart in a large flap of her leathery orange skin. Stewart loses by suffocation or submission!! Nooooooooooooo! I won't let it happen! I must avenge Moira!!! Moira Stewart's fro Ne'er more will it be present On the BBC
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Post by Shippers on May 4, 2007 10:47:39 GMT -1
I am asking you Julian Hudson esquire to answer haiku
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Post by jh1980 on May 4, 2007 10:47:56 GMT -1
Oh, off that crappy Aussie soap some of you like...! Well, better than Paul Daniels...
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Post by addicted2venos on May 4, 2007 10:48:52 GMT -1
........... you wouldn't say no, so there's no point pretending you would!! I'm sorry, how did you get the impression that "I'd shag anything?" Be careful with your answer... *narrows eyes* ........... well obviously not holes in the ground, trees or roaming animals. But after that, I had the feeling things were pretty negitiable for you!! ................. why am I wrong??
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