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Post by mortontheblade on May 1, 2007 15:57:02 GMT -1
21 again....?
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Post by CHOPPER READ on May 1, 2007 16:25:19 GMT -1
Happy birthday to This Charming Man. Don't Panic,you are younger than me.Oh you are,Heaven knows I'm Miserable Now. How old am i? Just don't Ask. But when i sit down i need a Rubber Ring. Would join you for a beer but i'm Still Ill. I would dance,well Oscillate Wildly. Shame i will miss the Golden Lights. We could Reel Around The Fountain. I know,That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore. Big Mouth Strikes Again i suppose. But What Difference Does It Make if it aint funny. Just Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,but in the end it was just Girl Afraid. Did you get what you wanted? Bet you said Please,Please,Please,Let Me Get What I Want. But if you didn't,just Stretch Out And Wait. Or you could steal a present cos Shoplifters Of The World Unite. Put your Hand In Glove so as not to leave prints. But There Is A Light That Never Goes Out so make sure no one is looking. I have a Girlfriend In A Coma,she is alright but a bit fat. Mind you,Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others. Am i Half A Person for saying that? She is getting better but These Things Take Time. I would go BUPA as Money Changes Everything. Right,off home now Back To The Old House but not in London. That place is Unloveable and you get Nowhere Fast with the traffic. If i don't go now i will fall Asleep. Would exalt you but You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby. This Night Has Opened My Eyes tho' as i have realised Meat Is Murder. I don't let the kids eat it to avoid Suffer Little Children if it was rancid. So well done my Sweet ANd Tender Hooligan.
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Post by officergroyman on May 1, 2007 19:09:52 GMT -1
The good news is your not older just wiser my spuds breeehay!!! The bad news is two-fold - 1.) Your going to finish below us Gooners AGAIN this season. & 2.) Chopper is the one going to jump out of your cake in frilly lingerie. After we read his I'm coming clean thread and found out he was a ladyboy, unfortunately he was the only one to volunteer for the gig. Trust me we tried to get some of the 606 girs' but they wouldn't do it. ;D Have a good one my bray & enjoy the show.
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 1, 2007 20:27:31 GMT -1
Happy Birthday mate ...however you should be out getting hammered right now! *exalted*
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on May 1, 2007 20:29:47 GMT -1
Happy Birthday mate ...however you should be out getting hammered right now! *exalted* True, getting hammered watching the Chelsea lose, was out earlier, but work commitments don't make it easy, but I'll have a few more. Cheers Stevio ;D
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 1, 2007 20:31:39 GMT -1
It's amusing watching them get knocked out considering how much money they've spent ;D
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on May 1, 2007 20:32:21 GMT -1
Happy Birthday big man!!! Exalted of course, hope to have you around for your 16th birthday!!
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