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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 27, 2007 10:57:02 GMT -1
I should've; 1)Had 2850 baths 2)Drunk 29,879 cups of tea 3)Produced 1,198,605 kilos of poo 4)Visited my GP 125 times 5)Hurled 57 litres of vomit 6)Had sex 721 times My response; 1)I shower 2)I drink so much tea my insides may be brown 3)I don't know 4)I guess I've been to see a GP less than 20 time sin my life 5)Maybe 6)I've deffo had more sex than this!! ;D Produced over a million kilos of poo...!?! Surely you're kiddin' right...? That's what it said ............ so anyone who's ever said I'm full of shit is wrong ............. I've expunged!!
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Post by Shippers on Apr 27, 2007 10:59:14 GMT -1
does it tell you how many times you've seen the sound of music?
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Post by Stan on Apr 27, 2007 11:00:40 GMT -1
Produced over a million kilos of poo...!?! Surely you're kiddin' right...? That's what it said ............ so anyone who's ever said I'm full of shit is wrong ............. I've expunged!! That can't be right... Lets see: You're 31 right? <Stifles a laugh>... if you have a shite once a day for each day of your life, that wuold be 31 x 365 (say) = 11,315 poos. Therefore, using 1.2m kilos, each poo would have to weigh (on average).... ... ... 106 kilos!!! Are you an african elephant...
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Post by Shippers on Apr 27, 2007 11:01:23 GMT -1
one poo a day?
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Post by Stan on Apr 27, 2007 11:02:06 GMT -1
Are you more or less reggler than that...?
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 27, 2007 11:02:29 GMT -1
does it tell you how many times you've seen the sound of music? Well every Christmas & Easter since you were born so how many is that?
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Post by Stan on Apr 27, 2007 11:03:46 GMT -1
does it tell you how many times you've seen the sound of music? Well every Christmas & Easter since you were born so how many is that? 53... 54...55... 56 for me! ;D
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Post by Shippers on Apr 27, 2007 11:04:00 GMT -1
Are you more or less reggler than that...? higher! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! etc
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Post by Shippers on Apr 27, 2007 11:05:04 GMT -1
does it tell you how many times you've seen the sound of music? Well every Christmas & Easter since you were born so how many is that? 44
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Post by Stan on Apr 27, 2007 11:05:44 GMT -1
Are you more or less reggler than that...? higher! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! etc So does it work out how long one spends on the council gritter too...? If you're a twice... thrice? a day man then surely that equates to about 5 years of your life...? Gamble....!
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 27, 2007 11:07:56 GMT -1
So does it work out how long one spends on the council gritter too...? If you're a twice... thrice? a day man then surely that equates to about 5 years of your life...? Gamble....! It's always about the shit with you guys isn't it?! ;D Howdy Ship-Ships!
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Post by Stan on Apr 27, 2007 11:09:27 GMT -1
So does it work out how long one spends on the council gritter too...? If you're a twice... thrice? a day man then surely that equates to about 5 years of your life...? Gamble....! It's always about the shit with you guys isn't it?! ;D Howdy Ship-Ships! All this talk of pooing... then.... out pops Julio!
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Post by Shippers on Apr 27, 2007 11:10:16 GMT -1
higher! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! take the money! gamble!, take the money! gamble! etc So does it work out how long one spends on the council gritter too...? If you're a twice... thrice? a day man then surely that equates to about 5 years of your life...? Gamble....! what also needs to be taken into account is that maybe my numerous poos are small portions of the big poo you extrapulate once a day. Like you've got to crap a bowl of profiteroles every day, where as I crap one at a time.
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Post by Shippers on Apr 27, 2007 11:10:55 GMT -1
So does it work out how long one spends on the council gritter too...? If you're a twice... thrice? a day man then surely that equates to about 5 years of your life...? Gamble....! It's always about the shit with you guys isn't it?! ;D Howdy Ship-Ships! more often than not. Alright mate!
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 27, 2007 11:24:43 GMT -1
106 kilos!!! Are you an african elephant... ............. I just wrote what it said. The site lied to me and now I feel betrayed!!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 27, 2007 15:13:03 GMT -1
This was such a fascinating programme So far I should've eaten 2653 eggs My nails grown 569mm 1418 baths so far 54 tubes of toothpaste and gone through 15 toothbrushes so far. I've brought 105 books in my lifetime... And chomped my way through 851 loaves of bread!
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