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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:32:21 GMT -1
Not sure about depression, fat people are fat because they can't stop eating, they love food far too much, fat people are always thinking about lunch 5 minutes after their big fry up for breakfast ;D how do you know if a fat girl is giving you eye or is just thinking of eating you? really if she says "you're so cute i could eat you" im outa there! I was drunk in a night club once and this fat bird smiled at me, so I politely smiled back and went to the bar to get a drink, the next thing I know, she has me pinned up against a wall, trying to snog me and pushing her tits in my face, that was horrendous, and to make it worse I could see my mates in the background wetting themselves.
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:33:30 GMT -1
She may think your cute as a button...sorry chocolate button button"S" these fat people dont stop at one they eat the whole lot! And by the bucket load
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Post by fcredblue on Dec 24, 2006 20:35:39 GMT -1
button"S" these fat people dont stop at one they eat the whole lot! And by the bucket load and it also works as a good mask for them after... NOTE: the bucket must be quite large as fat people have many necks
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Post by fcredblue on Dec 24, 2006 20:38:43 GMT -1
how do you know if a fat girl is giving you eye or is just thinking of eating you? really if she says "you're so cute i could eat you" im outa there! I was drunk in a night club once and this fat bird smiled at me, so I politely smiled back and went to the bar to get a drink, the next thing I know, she has me pinned up against a wall, trying to snog me and pushing her tits in my face, that was horrendous, and to make it worse I could see my mates in the background wetting themselves. i bet you went home and cried to sleep with a tub of ice cream... sorry that was her after you told her that you had as sexual transmitted diet disease... ;D
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:41:42 GMT -1
And by the bucket load and it also works as a good mask for them after... NOTE: the bucket must be quite large as fat people have many necks And not to mention, numerous double chins ;D
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:43:33 GMT -1
I was drunk in a night club once and this fat bird smiled at me, so I politely smiled back and went to the bar to get a drink, the next thing I know, she has me pinned up against a wall, trying to snog me and pushing her tits in my face, that was horrendous, and to make it worse I could see my mates in the background wetting themselves. i bet you went home and cried to sleep with a tub of ice cream... sorry that was her after you told her that you had as sexual transmitted diet disease... ;D I'm sure someone else dealt with her instead, maybe some Rugby players, playing their infamous game, pull the pig competition and the man with the worst bird at the end of the night, takes all the loot
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Post by gt on Dec 24, 2006 20:43:49 GMT -1
and it also works as a good mask for them after... NOTE: the bucket must be quite large as fat people have many necks And not to mention, numerous double chins ;D I think he probably meant that but like his other posts on here it doesn't make sense!
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:45:17 GMT -1
And not to mention, numerous double chins ;D I think he probably meant that but like his other posts on here it doesn't make sense! LOL I was thinking that, how can one have several necks, unless he is referring to fat giraffes.
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Dec 24, 2006 20:45:21 GMT -1
God, you guys are right biatches!
Fat people need loving too!!
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Post by gt on Dec 24, 2006 20:46:30 GMT -1
I think he probably meant that but like his other posts on here it doesn't make sense! LOL I was thinking that, how can one have several necks, unless he is referring to fat giraffes. Like this
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:46:37 GMT -1
God, you guys are right biatches! Fat people need loving too!! LOL there is so many of the around, they can love each other ;D
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Post by fcredblue on Dec 24, 2006 20:46:39 GMT -1
And not to mention, numerous double chins ;D I think he probably meant that but like his other posts on here it doesn't make sense! now i know how it feels to be fat
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Dec 24, 2006 20:47:25 GMT -1
LOL I was thinking that, how can one have several necks, unless he is referring to fat giraffes. Like this
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Post by fcredblue on Dec 24, 2006 20:47:33 GMT -1
Fat people need loving too!! thats why god invented chocolate...
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:47:39 GMT -1
LOL I was thinking that, how can one have several necks, unless he is referring to fat giraffes. Like this Bloody hell, how did you find that so quick - pure quality. Maybe it's RB's ex?
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Dec 24, 2006 20:48:00 GMT -1
God, you guys are right biatches! Fat people need loving too!! LOL there is so many of the around, they can love each other ;D No, because that would defy the laws of phsyics..
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Dec 24, 2006 20:48:28 GMT -1
Fat people need loving too!! thats why god invented chocolate... He invented it for skinny people too!!!
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Post by fcredblue on Dec 24, 2006 20:49:08 GMT -1
LOL there is so many of the around, they can love each other ;D No, because that would defy the laws of phsyics.. and the location of the local burger king...
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Post by gt on Dec 24, 2006 20:50:06 GMT -1
Like this Bloody hell, how did you find that so quick - pure quality. Maybe it's RB's ex? I typed fat giraffe into Google Image Search
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 24, 2006 20:50:20 GMT -1
It reminds me of this huge fat man, that I worked with briefly in 1995, his Ford Escort used to lean to one side when he drove it, and one day he went to crack a shit, and the toilet came away from the wall, the poor guy was so embarrassed, even the managers were laughing at him when he reported the defunct toilet. Shame really, as the toilets had recently been built and installed. Would of looked interesting on an insurance claim form ;D
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