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Post by HURLOCK on Apr 20, 2007 10:57:23 GMT -1
Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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Post by Alex on Apr 20, 2007 11:07:23 GMT -1
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 20, 2007 11:13:15 GMT -1
Lol! ;D
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Post by spurrsgirl on Apr 20, 2007 11:45:39 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 20, 2007 12:00:31 GMT -1
I think that's quite funny...
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Post by Stan on Apr 20, 2007 12:05:43 GMT -1
Hedgehogs like dog food...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 20, 2007 12:10:56 GMT -1
Hedgehogs like dog food... That's the meaty stuff though, not dry biscuits They also quite like milk too, incidentally *nods sagely*
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 20, 2007 12:12:53 GMT -1
LOL ;D
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Post by The Lucky C on Apr 20, 2007 12:13:13 GMT -1
Lol!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Apr 20, 2007 12:14:02 GMT -1
Lol, some people asking the stupidest questions
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 20, 2007 12:20:41 GMT -1
Hedgehogs like dog food... That's the meaty stuff though, not dry biscuits They also quite like milk too, incidentally *nods sagely* Naw man you're not supposed to give them milk anymore, I forget why but it's bad for them. Just water they'll like.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 20, 2007 12:26:31 GMT -1
That's the meaty stuff though, not dry biscuits They also quite like milk too, incidentally *nods sagely* Naw man you're not supposed to give them milk anymore, I forget why but it's bad for them. Just water they'll like. Alcohol's bad for me, but I still give me it
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 20, 2007 12:30:07 GMT -1
...................... no a glass of red wine a day is actually good for you.
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 20, 2007 12:33:52 GMT -1
...................... no a glass of red wine a day is actually good for you. but NOT a bottle of Port for breakfast... ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 20, 2007 12:38:36 GMT -1
No ;D Try doing that though, bowl of special K covered in Port instead of milk, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 20, 2007 12:42:13 GMT -1
...................... no a glass of red wine a day is actually good for you. Assuming you don't mind upping the risk of throat cancer
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 20, 2007 12:43:00 GMT -1
No ;D Try doing that though, bowl of special K covered in Port instead of milk, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Kids, don't "do" Ketamine... ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 20, 2007 12:43:51 GMT -1
Throat cancer from wine?! Never heard that before, but I don't drink wine very often so I don't care.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 20, 2007 12:47:57 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 20, 2007 12:49:05 GMT -1
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