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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 16, 2007 12:37:56 GMT -1
........ never use sandpaper as a masterbation aid?? What about using it to remove your nipples? I don't know anything about that LL, ask H??
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 16, 2007 12:39:19 GMT -1
I think it's a good idea.....
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 16, 2007 12:40:18 GMT -1
Huh, you're just being difficult, aka "being a woman" Let's face it, you'd be bored if you didn't spend so much time trying to work out what the hell we're on about. No we wouldn't, we're men!! If women were less rambling in general, we'd have more time to make things from wood!! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 16, 2007 12:41:04 GMT -1
Let's face it, you'd be bored if you didn't spend so much time trying to work out what the hell we're on about. Indeed! First you're jealous of Sooz, then you don't want to shag me, then you're insulting me for being Welsh, then you feel bad about it... I mean, I know it's the lady's prerogative to change her mind, but frankly this just takes the piss!!! ;D
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Post by Stan on Apr 16, 2007 12:41:43 GMT -1
Let's face it, you'd be bored if you didn't spend so much time trying to work out what the hell we're on about. No we wouldn't, we're men!! If women were less rambling in general, we'd have more time to make things from wood!! ;D ...and light fires and poke them with a stick... GRRRRR
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Post by Stan on Apr 16, 2007 12:43:48 GMT -1
Let's face it, you'd be bored if you didn't spend so much time trying to work out what the hell we're on about. Indeed! First you're jealous of Sooz, then you don't want to shag me, then you're insulting me for being Welsh, then you feel bad about it... I mean, I know it's the lady's prerogative to change her mind, but frankly this just takes the piss!!! ;D I fear Spozzy may have inadvertantly started another of Jules's episodes...
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Post by thales on Apr 16, 2007 12:46:11 GMT -1
only if you didnt go all cold and bitchy a few weeks later I wasn't asking you!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Apr 16, 2007 12:47:56 GMT -1
Let's face it, you'd be bored if you didn't spend so much time trying to work out what the hell we're on about. Indeed! First you're jealous of Sooz, then you don't want to shag me, then you're insulting me for being Welsh, then you feel bad about it... I mean, I know it's the lady's prerogative to change her mind, but frankly this just takes the piss!!! ;D LOL jealous of Sooz.. my my Jules, no need to get ahead of yourself, no jealously, in any field (!) on my part! I don't remember you offering.. directly at least. Besides, you said yourself, you're probably not good enough for a Yorkshire woman anyway. I always insult you for being Welsh! I can't believe you're not used to it, nor that I felt guilty for it!
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 16, 2007 12:48:37 GMT -1
I fear Spozzy may have inadvertantly started another of Jules's episodes... Stanley... You see the "big grin" and "winking" smileys at the end. That signifies that I am joking! (meaning: rolling eyes in exasperation!)
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 16, 2007 12:50:13 GMT -1
Jules has a lot of issues............ of What Car Magazine. ;D
(I nicked that from Alan Patridge)
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Post by Stan on Apr 16, 2007 12:51:29 GMT -1
I fear Spozzy may have inadvertantly started another of Jules's episodes... Stanley... You see the "big grin" and "winking" smileys at the end. That signifies that I am joking! (meaning: rolling eyes in exasperation!) (meaning - fucking hell it's sunny here today, think I might have to go for a walk around site and get away from this non-reality message board for a bit)
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 16, 2007 12:53:53 GMT -1
(meaning - LETS GET FUNKY!!!!)
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 16, 2007 12:58:31 GMT -1
LOL jealous of Sooz.. my my Jules, no need to get ahead of yourself, no jealously, in any field (!) on my part! I don't remember you offering.. directly at least. Besides, you said yourself, you're probably not good enough for a Yorkshire woman anyway. I always insult you for being Welsh! I can't believe you're not used to it, nor that I felt guilty for it! LOL I'll not tell her you said that hun... *goes coy* "why but I hardly know you!" well... I tend not to arrange these things in public, besides I thought you were with someone, unless I'm much confused! As for whether I'm good enough... your judgement sweetie but I could provide references! ;D Aye but I don't take it that well from anyone! I'm glad you felt guilty, bit of a soft edge creeping in there!
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 16, 2007 12:59:36 GMT -1
Jules has a lot of issues............ of What Car Magazine. ;D (I nicked that from Alan Patridge) My only real issue is my loathing of the concept of "having issues" ;D
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Post by thales on Apr 16, 2007 12:59:37 GMT -1
this non-reality message board
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Post by Stan on Apr 16, 2007 13:00:07 GMT -1
LOL jealous of Sooz.. my my Jules, no need to get ahead of yourself, no jealously, in any field (!) on my part! I don't remember you offering.. directly at least. Besides, you said yourself, you're probably not good enough for a Yorkshire woman anyway. I always insult you for being Welsh! I can't believe you're not used to it, nor that I felt guilty for it! LOL I'll not tell her you said that hun... *goes coy* "why but I hardly know you!" well... I tend not to arrange these things in public, besides I thought you were with someone, unless I'm much confused! As for whether I'm good enough... your judgement sweetie but I could provide references! ;D Aye but I don't take it that well from anyone! I'm glad you felt guilty, bit of a soft edge creeping in there! She has lots of lovely soft edges!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 16, 2007 13:00:37 GMT -1
Why can't we all just get along....... 'I could provide references' LOL Jules. ;D
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Post by Stan on Apr 16, 2007 13:01:05 GMT -1
Jules has a lot of issues............ of What Car Magazine. ;D (I nicked that from Alan Patridge) My only real issue is my loathing of the concept of "having issues" ;D ...and I thought that you thought that I though you thought...!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Apr 16, 2007 13:02:27 GMT -1
LOL jealous of Sooz.. my my Jules, no need to get ahead of yourself, no jealously, in any field (!) on my part! I don't remember you offering.. directly at least. Besides, you said yourself, you're probably not good enough for a Yorkshire woman anyway. I always insult you for being Welsh! I can't believe you're not used to it, nor that I felt guilty for it! LOL I'll not tell her you said that hun... *goes coy* "why but I hardly know you!" well... I tend not to arrange these things in public, besides I thought you were with someone, unless I'm much confused! As for whether I'm good enough... your judgement sweetie but I could provide references! ;D Aye but I don't take it that well from anyone! I'm glad you felt guilty, bit of a soft edge creeping in there! You can if you like, I'm not fussed lol. I never said you weren't good enough, you seemed unsure as to whether I thought you were.. or something like that, I'm confusing myself now.. You're not confused, but I am single, now. See, I'm not completely evil.. yet still far beyond redemption.
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Apr 16, 2007 13:02:46 GMT -1
LOL I'll not tell her you said that hun... *goes coy* "why but I hardly know you!" well... I tend not to arrange these things in public, besides I thought you were with someone, unless I'm much confused! As for whether I'm good enough... your judgement sweetie but I could provide references! ;D Aye but I don't take it that well from anyone! I'm glad you felt guilty, bit of a soft edge creeping in there! She has lots of lovely soft edges!
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