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Post by Stan on Apr 10, 2007 11:16:56 GMT -1
Just add a bit when it's quite, let's see where it goes (the names are to be changed to protect the innocent):
Once there was a lad called Billy. Billy lived on a large estate in a county that he owned...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 10, 2007 11:25:08 GMT -1
Once there was a lad called Billy. Billy lived on a large estate in a county that he owned... ...under the Time-Warner land-grab scheme, where wealthy white folks could have native American Indian land for a miniscule price, on the condition TW received it on death. He lived with... |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Apr 10, 2007 11:52:08 GMT -1
He lived with....GB the Watford fan who likes being photographed in a Leeds shirt and his mums slippers....
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Post by Giar on Apr 10, 2007 11:53:42 GMT -1
because he had a disturbed childhood and it has had some detrimental effects on his brain. fortunatly though.......
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 10, 2007 11:56:17 GMT -1
...he had the spirit of funk installed within which would protect him from the Blahs and the unfunktopusses. His funk was challenged.....
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Apr 10, 2007 11:58:15 GMT -1
........When James "get down" Brown rose from the grave to give thanks to his legion of funkateers.....
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Post by shinny on Apr 10, 2007 12:14:28 GMT -1
STANLEY!
Tom says check your PMs
I say "Do you have a fucking phone yet?"
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 10, 2007 12:23:53 GMT -1
I aint innocent so you can use my name.
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Post by Stan on Apr 10, 2007 12:50:23 GMT -1
........When James "get down" Brown rose from the grave to give thanks to his legion of funkateers..... ...and at the same time decided he needed a new cloak so headed off to the local.... |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Apr 10, 2007 12:51:59 GMT -1
........When James "get down" Brown rose from the grave to give thanks to his legion of funkateers..... ...and at the same time decided he needed a new cloak so headed off to the local.... Where he met a man called Merton who was propping up the bar in a most undignified manner.. |
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Post by Stan on Apr 10, 2007 12:52:37 GMT -1
...and at the same time decided he needed a new cloak so headed off to the local.... Where he met a man called Merton who was propping up the bar in a most undignified manner.. Merton had a fetish for... |
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Post by officergroyman on Apr 10, 2007 13:28:36 GMT -1
Once there was a lad called Billy. Billy lived on a large estate in a county that he owned, under the Time-Warner land-grab scheme, where wealthy white folks could have native American Indian land for a miniscule price, on the condition TW received it on death. He lived with GB the Watford fan who likes being photographed in a Leeds shirt and his mums slippers. Because he had a disturbed childhood and it has had some detrimental effects on his brain. fortunatly though he had the spirit of funk installed within which would protect him from the Blahs and the unfunktopusses. His funk was challenged when James "get down" Brown rose from the grave to give thanks to his legion of funkateers. And at the same time decided he needed a new cloak so headed off to the local. Where he met a man called Merton who was propping up the bar in a most undignified manner. Merton had a fetish for Jennifer Love Hewitt, Whiskey Sours & Paddy Kenny's bald head.
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 10, 2007 13:30:24 GMT -1
...and at the same time decided he needed a new cloak so headed off to the local.... Where he met a man called Merton who was propping up the bar in a most undignified manner.. hmmm  |
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Post by Giar on Apr 10, 2007 13:35:39 GMT -1
merton not morton you tool  |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 10, 2007 13:36:49 GMT -1
merton not morton you tool I notice he automatically linked the description though - says a lot  |
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 10, 2007 13:37:51 GMT -1
merton not morton you tool tis a thinly veiled reference i believe you spanner  |
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 10, 2007 13:49:28 GMT -1
Once there was a lad called Billy. Billy lived on a large estate in a county that he owned, under the Time-Warner land-grab scheme, where wealthy white folks could have native American Indian land for a miniscule price, on the condition TW received it on death. He lived with GB the Watford fan who likes being photographed in a Leeds shirt and his mums slippers. Because he had a disturbed childhood and it has had some detrimental effects on his brain. fortunatly though he had the spirit of funk installed within which would protect him from the Blahs and the unfunktopusses. His funk was challenged when James "get down" Brown rose from the grave to give thanks to his legion of funkateers. And at the same time decided he needed a new cloak so headed off to the local. Where he met a man called Merton who was propping up the bar in a most undignified manner. Merton had a fetish for Jennifer Love Hewitt, Whiskey Sours & Paddy Kenny's bald head. Of course, Merton also had a fetish for Paddy Kenny's moobs as well, he found them very appealing on one of his late night drunken walks around... |
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Post by Giar on Apr 10, 2007 13:53:32 GMT -1
merton not morton you tool tis a thinly veiled reference i believe you spanner its all you you you isnt it anyways back to the point  town where he bumped into kenney in one of the local curry houses and decided to take a bit of him home for a keep sake... |
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 10, 2007 13:58:12 GMT -1
...Or for whenever he felt a bit peckish. He wrapped it in tin foil and popped it in the fridge, then decided to head back to the pub where he...
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Post by Giar on Apr 10, 2007 14:05:50 GMT -1
joined one of his drunken shandy drinking mates MORTON. not realising morton had a bit of a crush on him.....
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