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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 13:33:08 GMT -1
That was you Jules wasn't it. It's OK we'll all chip in and buy you some new balls. My name is not "Geoff Huish" Well done though mate, you've discovered the appropriate humour level!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 17, 2007 13:34:53 GMT -1
That was you Jules wasn't it. It's OK we'll all chip in and buy you some new balls. My name is not "Geoff Huish" Well done though mate, you've discovered the appropriate humour level! 26, you change the G for a J and it's you JH. Did it hurt? I never did get round to cutting my own nipples off, but man you are crazy.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 13:35:58 GMT -1
What'll he cut off if they win again? a) he might have died. he should be nominated for a Darwin award! b) he may well be in a secure institution now for his own good! I apologise for bringing that up, but since Miz mentioned that particular misfortune, I just remembered that poor mentalist!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 17, 2007 13:36:31 GMT -1
FAN HACKS OFF TESTICLES "A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end. Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off." Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home and carried out his promise. He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done. Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived. One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag. "He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed." Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital. Police revealed he has a history of mental problems. " ...no shit! What'll he cut off if they win again? It either a DIY circumcision or he'll cut off his winkle!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 13:38:53 GMT -1
My name is not "Geoff Huish" 26, you change the G for a J and it's you JH. Did it hurt? I never did get round to cutting my own nipples off, but man you are crazy. Dude... many people were born in 1980. Though funnily enough "Geoff Huish" does sound a bit like "Death Wish"... My surname is not "Huish" I imagine it would hurt... I'm squirming here... so should you be! Hehehe yeah with an angle-grinder, I remember that convo! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Jan 17, 2007 13:39:38 GMT -1
What'll he cut off if they win again? a) he might have died. he should be nominated for a Darwin award! b) he may well be in a secure institution now for his own good! I apologise for bringing that up, but since Miz mentioned that particular misfortune, I just remembered that poor mentalist! Ahh nutters, you gotta love them
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 13:40:03 GMT -1
It either a DIY circumcision or he'll cut off his winkle!! Eww shurruuuup!!!
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Post by JJ on Jan 17, 2007 13:40:17 GMT -1
Rich has gone?!?! Whatever next? Redblue leaving and rejoining?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 17, 2007 13:41:21 GMT -1
He he ;D I could never find a good enough deal for one at Homebase thats why I never got round to it. ;D Well you claim it wasn't you, but if you ever need some new balls, I know a guy who can hook you up.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 13:46:14 GMT -1
He he ;D I could never find a good enough deal for one at Homebase thats why I never got round to it. ;D Well you claim it wasn't you, but if you ever need some new balls, I know a guy who can hook you up. Are you sure your name isn't James Fish? Just a sudden shock and thought... ;D You know a guy who deals in balls?!
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Post by gw on Jan 17, 2007 14:56:25 GMT -1
yeah but im never on here so... You do realise that you don't have to post on here every day? You're not going to have your bollocks ripped off if you don't post for a week or so. Seriously... Thats what I dont understand. Leave your account open ffs. Just dont log on if you dont want to
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 17, 2007 16:43:48 GMT -1
He he ;D I could never find a good enough deal for one at Homebase thats why I never got round to it. ;D Well you claim it wasn't you, but if you ever need some new balls, I know a guy who can hook you up. Are you sure your name isn't James Fish? Just a sudden shock and thought... ;D You know a guy who deals in balls?! Nope my name is Matt Funky Mcfunky (funky is my middle name ) I know a lot of crazy kinda people.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 16:45:59 GMT -1
Nope my name is Matt Funky Mcfunky (funky is my middle name ) I know a lot of crazy kinda people. That's a good name...! well James Fish is a guy I know who possibly still lives round your way... he'd possibly be crazy enough to angle-grind his nipples off... Craziness. Are they from dead people?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 17, 2007 16:47:21 GMT -1
The balls?
I tend not to ask questions about those kind of things, you dig?
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Post by Rulesaints on Jan 17, 2007 16:48:12 GMT -1
Those people saying Rich is attention seeking are wrong. He didn't want to make a fuss but I set up this thread and he explained his reasons.
He wasn't going to delete his account but due to some harsh words he did
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 16:49:04 GMT -1
The balls? I tend not to ask questions about those kind of things, you dig? Heh... Maybe the previous owners just wish they were dead! I'll bear it in mind mate, in case I ever get in a spot of bother...
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 17, 2007 16:51:27 GMT -1
Well I know you Welsh people, always choping balls off, is it a national sport over there?
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 17, 2007 16:53:22 GMT -1
I will be so lonely you have hellssfc
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 17, 2007 16:54:45 GMT -1
Well I know you Welsh people, always choping balls off, is it a national sport over there? Hehe you watch it kiddo, it ain't funky to tease the Welsh!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 17, 2007 17:01:32 GMT -1
Well I know you Welsh people, always choping balls off, is it a national sport over there? Hehe you watch it kiddo, it ain't funky to tease the Welsh! I'll take that as a no then. Alright well just be careful, those are some very sensitive parts. Shall we get off the subject of self mutilation.
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