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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:10:02 GMT -1
But I like my fingers I need them for drumming! That said, Def Leppard's drummer does okay with one arm... He's still a Blade twat though. Touché...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:10:40 GMT -1
It'll be just over nine months on the day Aww Why not make her a book or a box of 'memories' - as cheesy as it sounds, tis a nice gesture. Nice idea I may have to snag that one for the anniversary, when it rolls round!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Mar 29, 2007 15:10:48 GMT -1
a ring with your severed finger on it! But I like my fingers I need them for drumming! That said, Def Leppard's drummer does okay with one arm... Go for the finger!
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 29, 2007 15:10:56 GMT -1
Carpentry tools?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:11:01 GMT -1
my phone number.......she would love it Shall I rape your eye socket now or later? ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Mar 29, 2007 15:11:13 GMT -1
Aww Why not make her a book or a box of 'memories' - as cheesy as it sounds, tis a nice gesture. Nice idea I may have to snag that one for the anniversary, when it rolls round! Make her a song that involves only the drums?
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Post by Billy on Mar 29, 2007 15:11:57 GMT -1
A kitten served with father beans and a nice chianti I'd get executed Or, to be more exact, have all four limbs broken and my face caved in before being dragged round town by a horse and having my innards ripped out by a screaming mob. she sounds delightful Neko!
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 29, 2007 15:12:42 GMT -1
Do her a treasure hunt around your/her house with all her favourite things eg sweets, mags etc. It won't cost a lot but it will show her that you know what she likes.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:12:54 GMT -1
But I like my fingers I need them for drumming! That said, Def Leppard's drummer does okay with one arm... Go for the finger! I hope you lose one in a tragic-but-hilarious accident with your combine harvester!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:13:41 GMT -1
*mental image of Neko saying something wrong several years down the line and - in a twist of irony - getting his skull caved in by the very hammer he purchased with so much love and care*
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:14:11 GMT -1
Nice idea I may have to snag that one for the anniversary, when it rolls round! Make her a song that involves only the drums? If only I were that talented
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Mar 29, 2007 15:14:17 GMT -1
I hope you lose one in a tragic-but-hilarious accident with your combine harvester! That'd really top off the 'Hannah's list of hilarious ways to injure yourself' list! ;D (One involves a saxophone case and my wrist. )
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:14:48 GMT -1
A kitten served with father beans and a nice chianti I'd get executed Or, to be more exact, have all four limbs broken and my face caved in before being dragged round town by a horse and having my innards ripped out by a screaming mob. she sounds delightful Neko! She's just like me, only with breasts and long reddish hair ;D
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Post by Giar on Mar 29, 2007 15:16:46 GMT -1
my phone number.......she would love it Shall I rape your eye socket now or later? ;D i should be free around 11.30ish if thats any good for you?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2007 15:17:16 GMT -1
Do her a treasure hunt around your/her house with all her favourite things eg sweets, mags etc. It won't cost a lot but it will show her that you know what she likes. It's an idea - I'll have to consider that ;D I'm off now people (inabit ), so I'll check out any further suggestions when I get home! ;D Toodles!
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Post by thales on Mar 29, 2007 15:18:10 GMT -1
How long have you been together? It'll be just over nine months on the day tell her if you hadnt worn protection the first night, she'd be a mammy around now... <i'll get me coat>
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 29, 2007 15:18:42 GMT -1
Do her a treasure hunt around your/her house with all her favourite things eg sweets, mags etc. It won't cost a lot but it will show her that you know what she likes. It's an idea - I'll have to consider that ;D I'm off now people (inabit ), so I'll check out any further suggestions when I get home! ;D Toodles! It could have a retro theme Neko with flying saucers and copies of Bunty lol Right I'm off too. Sees yall later
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Post by thales on Mar 29, 2007 15:19:51 GMT -1
seeya mrsh
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 29, 2007 16:37:38 GMT -1
I'm feeling brave, so I'm gonna put this challenge out to you guys. It's my girlfriend's birthday next week. Suggest things I could do/get for her. (The longer you go without being smutty, the more marks you get ) Take her lingerie shopping at Victorias Secret. make sure your in the changing room when she models all those niceties for you. memories!!!!
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 29, 2007 16:40:54 GMT -1
Then take her out for a 5-star dinner at an expensive hotel, where you've rented the Penthouse Suite. A movie or a show, then it's back to the hotel room where you have a bottle of champagne & truffle chocolates waiting.................let the magic commence.
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