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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Nov 13, 2010 18:56:38 GMT -1
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2010 19:50:41 GMT -1
Surely, if porpoise are so intelligent, they'd have left him out there...?  |
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Nov 13, 2010 20:52:27 GMT -1
Perhaps they had plans to make some kind of underwater Diagnosis Murder?
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Post by ogsdog on Nov 15, 2010 4:27:02 GMT -1
 who's who  ...the best line from that story was >>> "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment.  |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 15, 2010 11:11:32 GMT -1
That has to be the best headline this year Han ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 15, 2010 23:10:51 GMT -1
Do they still publish the Sunday sport? They would have been proud of this one
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 15, 2010 23:13:01 GMT -1
In fact, can we propose some alternatives?
How about:
William Shatner stampeded by elephants
Clarke Gable exhumed by voles
Barbara Windsor violated by penguins
I invite your responses...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 16, 2010 6:59:07 GMT -1
Ann Widdecombe desecrated by lions?
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 16, 2010 23:19:54 GMT -1
More likely Lions desecrated by Ann Widdecombe...
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 19, 2010 9:45:07 GMT -1
Rik Waller interfered with by gullimots.
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Nov 19, 2010 11:10:00 GMT -1
Nicholas Whitchell sponge bathed by lemurs
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Nov 19, 2010 14:46:27 GMT -1
Rick Astley deserted by pandas.
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 19, 2010 20:48:06 GMT -1
Carlos Valderama jump starts a sloth.
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 19, 2010 20:50:30 GMT -1
The porpoise in that picture above look like the thing from Alien. Van Dyke was lucky to get away with just a shove to shore.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 19, 2010 21:02:38 GMT -1
That said, Dick van Dyke doesn't look all there himself in that picture... Maybe it's the porpoise that was lucky!
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Post by ogsdog on Nov 19, 2010 21:54:40 GMT -1
Richard Gere spelunked by gerbils.   |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Nov 20, 2010 10:26:59 GMT -1
Carlos Valderama jump starts a sloth. haha ;D David Cameron devoured by piranhas |
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 20, 2010 11:39:42 GMT -1
I was so hoping this thread would get going eventually. Good work!
Cheryl Cole outwitted by parakeets.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 20, 2010 12:12:40 GMT -1
Michael Barrymoore goosed by ducks
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 20, 2010 23:59:39 GMT -1
Mike Hawkins ducks for geese
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Forever without exception. x
