Post by Argyle_Smurf on Oct 19, 2009 8:26:39 GMT -1
When you were travelling up to Newcastle, how many times did people say the following:
a) "That's a long old poke, innit?"
b) "Green army!"
c) "I hate that Aviva advert."
Not having counted carefully, due to boarding the coach distinctly drunk, having not been to bed that night, and having worked 6 hours of school and 5 of domino’s that day, I can only say that (a) Very few, apart from me… (b) Well, one has to bear in mind that we’ve been using Green Army for some time, and in that sense, very frequently. Also remember that that monkey from the Football League Show was there actively encouraging it… As for (c), I don’t believe it was mentioned at all.
What's the weirdest pizza topping someone's ever asked for?
Erm. There have been very many. There’s a regular order of pineapple, jalapenos, tuna and sweetcorn for delivery, but the best has to be the Valentines Day order of a heart shaped out of pepperoni, filled in completely with olives. Which made the heart black…
Where did the name 'Smurf' originate from for use on the forum?
That’s in danger of being a serious question... it was adopted as a gamer tag in the guise of ‘Big_Pappa_Smurf’, due to references to Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons… Can’t remember the details but it just sort of stuck.
If we dump Mort in Dartmoor, how long would it take him to find himself deep in the mire?
I suspect this question would be more appropriate for PASTIE. However, I would use my limited knowledge of said subject to suggest that one is only ever ¾ of a mile from mire at any time. Therefore, I would guess at between thirty to forty-five minutes.
PASTIE is a moobchaser discuss
I don’t know him THAT well, but he IS from Exeter…
why were you sitting in the leeds crowd for a leeds game are you really a leeds fan?
I have never sat in a Leeds crowd, ever. I have no special like, nor dislike, of Leeds (apart from it being Oop Norrf…)
shane lowry is the greatest ever player to step on the plymouth pitch true or true?
Poor, regularly looks baffled and confused, has no upper body strength and no aerial ability. Slow and lumbering. Inexperienced. Other than that…
What would it take to make you wear a shirt with the word "Maclean" written on the back?
Depends how large the writing is.
What would it take to make you wear a shirt with the word "Maclean" written on the back?
Twice…? OK, assuming you mean a standard football shirt, that’s £3,000 per season. Plus the shirt thrown in, cos fuck am I paying for that.
When you wear your tangegreen Fallon shirt, is it true that you are visible from the moon?
I’m visible from the moon on a regular basis. I have been known to down light aircraft in that shirt though…
Plastic teastirrers or wooden coffee stirrers. Which do you prefer to wear?
Natures touch. Lets have the wooden ones.
How many more times will you have to hear "Green Army" before you grab some humourist by the throat?
Again, as I hear it on a regular basis, I have hardened somewhat to it. Yet, soon, I suspect.
What is the chassis number on your Volvo?
Alas, the Volvo is no longer mine. Now on a 1994 Vauxhall Astra Merit. (yes, that’s the proper bottom of the range, entry level Astra. White, with Blue interior. Grim).
Liken five members on the board to pizzas.
I can see a subtle theme creeping in here… A pizza is a pizza, you can get more dead animal or rabbit food thrown on top but ultimately they’re the same thing.
Gres – Anything with a Dominator crust. Just size, really…
CYS – the Chicken Tikka pizza. Don’t know why but have a feeling it suits.
KK – Full House. Cos theres a bit of everything going on, you’re never quite sure what you’re gonna get…
PFP – Hawaiian. Cos he’s always abroad so it suits…
Creepy – the new smoky bbq thing. Cos just like the pizza, I know almost nothing about him…
Take any five characters from 606 and liken them to your favourite diseases.
What a friendly and cheering question. And very very similar to the last one. I’d rather have some of the diseases actually. In fact, I’m just going to even everyone out and out them all down as cancer. Isn’t that cheery? Goes with the question I reckon.
Neko – Skin Cancer
KK – Throat cancer
Katie – Testicular Cancer
Carefree – Breast Cancer
Jen – Lung Cancer.
Now I feel guilty and horrible all at the same time
Which smurf would you consider yourself to be most like?
No question. Lazy Smurf.
What are your thoughts on Rod Stewart?
As few as possible… That’s unfair, I know very little about him, but I’m not blown away by what I have heard…
Favourite three bands, and why?
1. Queen, one of the first bands I listened to properly, first album I bought. Freddie Mercury is the best showman I’ve ever seen, and one of the best singers. My greatest regret is I’m not old enough to have seen him live.
2. The Feeling, My first live band, excellent showman and fun, upbeat tunes. Never a bad combination.
3. Deep Purple. For when I’m in a louder mood. Best drummer in history…
Would you like to come and be the goalkeeper in my team?
Sounds like fun, but you can surely do better than me… I’m a dreadful keeper. Ask ‘carefree’. Who I suspect asked the question, but I’ll never prove it…
PS3, XBox 360, or Wii? Discuss.
Difficult question. I’d choose Xbox though, as the PS3 is unnecessarily expensive and the Wii is too much of a gimmick. Close run thing between Xbox and PS3 though.
Out of these posters, assign them to football teams using their characteristics (fans, grounds and leagues etc), and it can't be the member's own team.
Pastie. Exeter City.
Katie. Notts Forest. Cos it’ll piss her off…
Neko. Now I want a side that’s all funky and modern, but the only one I can think of is the McDons, and he’d hate that.
Gres. Newcastle United. BIG stadium.
Spozz. Stoke City. Rarely around any more, but very dangerous when in the right mood…
Lollipop. Arsenal. Sexy football. Vicious when necessary…
Alex. Gretna (RIP). Doesn’t pay his debts… Still owe me the majority of 100 exalts…
Creepy. McDons. Young. (enjoy while you can…)
ITFCDudette. Argyle. Especially this season, travelling a lot and getting very little out of it…
Morton. Burnley. Tries to be vicious occasionally despite at heart just being a small family club...
Has anyone ever been so far as to not really?
Nope. It might be the whisky but this question makes no sense at all.
Which pizza would you say best describes Plymouth's form this season?
Tuna Delight. Grim.
Which bastard put cheese on my toast?
Ah, yes, sorry about that…
Selet five 606ers, and compare them to various vehicles.
Hmm… Tough…
PASTIE – Volvo 730. Big estate, very much a geography teacher’s car.
Eoin – DeLorean. Irish. Where is Eoin these days anyway…?
Neko – Mercedes S Class. Funky and gadget-y
Gres – Daihatsu Copen. Just because I’d give anything to see him squeeze himself into one…
Lollipop – Jaguar XJ220. Sexy car. (Am I stuck in a rut with some of these themes? Yes. Am I just trying to get this over with? Yes. Do I regret volunteering for this? …)
What are your top five 'driving music' tracks?
If you mean my favourite songs to drive to, then:
5. The Trooper – Iron Maiden
4. Child In Time – Deep Purple
3. Sandstorm – Darude
2. Who Do You Think You Are – Cascada
1. Keep On Loving You – REO Speedwagon
If you mean my picks of the traditional driving tunes, then:
5. Drive – The Cars
4: Born To Be Wild – Steppenwolf
3. Bat Out Of Hell – Meatloaf (full version only)
2. Radar Love – Golden Earring
1. I Drove All Night – Roy Orbison.
What's your most embarrassing memory following a night out?
Oh, so many to choose from… After my year 11 after party I woke up in Treliske Hospital but I guess that’s not a memory… I guess it would be the time I twisted my knee trying to outrun an ambulance (with full blues and twos and doing at least 50) down Union Street, and missed the most important 5-a-side match of the season the next evening through injury……
Tea or coffee? Cake or death?
Can I have cake AND death, as I don’t like tea or coffee…?
A genie offers to award you one UNUSUAL super-power. What would it be?
I’m a really boring person, you know. I don’t have the imagination for this stuff… How about a five minute rewind button, so that you can take moments you cocked up and try again?
Favourite:
Male poster
Female poster
Plymouth poster
Corridor poster
I greatly dislike favouritism this general…
Male: Neko or PASTIE
Female: Lollipop or Katie
Argyle: PASTIE or PastyDuchy
Corridor: PASTIE or GresleyRam
…and relax. That’s 5 pages on word. Oh well, passes the time. Uni now.
a) "That's a long old poke, innit?"
b) "Green army!"
c) "I hate that Aviva advert."
Not having counted carefully, due to boarding the coach distinctly drunk, having not been to bed that night, and having worked 6 hours of school and 5 of domino’s that day, I can only say that (a) Very few, apart from me… (b) Well, one has to bear in mind that we’ve been using Green Army for some time, and in that sense, very frequently. Also remember that that monkey from the Football League Show was there actively encouraging it… As for (c), I don’t believe it was mentioned at all.
What's the weirdest pizza topping someone's ever asked for?
Erm. There have been very many. There’s a regular order of pineapple, jalapenos, tuna and sweetcorn for delivery, but the best has to be the Valentines Day order of a heart shaped out of pepperoni, filled in completely with olives. Which made the heart black…
Where did the name 'Smurf' originate from for use on the forum?
That’s in danger of being a serious question... it was adopted as a gamer tag in the guise of ‘Big_Pappa_Smurf’, due to references to Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons… Can’t remember the details but it just sort of stuck.
If we dump Mort in Dartmoor, how long would it take him to find himself deep in the mire?
I suspect this question would be more appropriate for PASTIE. However, I would use my limited knowledge of said subject to suggest that one is only ever ¾ of a mile from mire at any time. Therefore, I would guess at between thirty to forty-five minutes.
PASTIE is a moobchaser discuss
I don’t know him THAT well, but he IS from Exeter…
why were you sitting in the leeds crowd for a leeds game are you really a leeds fan?
I have never sat in a Leeds crowd, ever. I have no special like, nor dislike, of Leeds (apart from it being Oop Norrf…)
shane lowry is the greatest ever player to step on the plymouth pitch true or true?
Poor, regularly looks baffled and confused, has no upper body strength and no aerial ability. Slow and lumbering. Inexperienced. Other than that…
What would it take to make you wear a shirt with the word "Maclean" written on the back?
Depends how large the writing is.
What would it take to make you wear a shirt with the word "Maclean" written on the back?
Twice…? OK, assuming you mean a standard football shirt, that’s £3,000 per season. Plus the shirt thrown in, cos fuck am I paying for that.
When you wear your tangegreen Fallon shirt, is it true that you are visible from the moon?
I’m visible from the moon on a regular basis. I have been known to down light aircraft in that shirt though…
Plastic teastirrers or wooden coffee stirrers. Which do you prefer to wear?
Natures touch. Lets have the wooden ones.
How many more times will you have to hear "Green Army" before you grab some humourist by the throat?
Again, as I hear it on a regular basis, I have hardened somewhat to it. Yet, soon, I suspect.
What is the chassis number on your Volvo?
Alas, the Volvo is no longer mine. Now on a 1994 Vauxhall Astra Merit. (yes, that’s the proper bottom of the range, entry level Astra. White, with Blue interior. Grim).
Liken five members on the board to pizzas.
I can see a subtle theme creeping in here… A pizza is a pizza, you can get more dead animal or rabbit food thrown on top but ultimately they’re the same thing.
Gres – Anything with a Dominator crust. Just size, really…
CYS – the Chicken Tikka pizza. Don’t know why but have a feeling it suits.
KK – Full House. Cos theres a bit of everything going on, you’re never quite sure what you’re gonna get…
PFP – Hawaiian. Cos he’s always abroad so it suits…
Creepy – the new smoky bbq thing. Cos just like the pizza, I know almost nothing about him…
Take any five characters from 606 and liken them to your favourite diseases.
What a friendly and cheering question. And very very similar to the last one. I’d rather have some of the diseases actually. In fact, I’m just going to even everyone out and out them all down as cancer. Isn’t that cheery? Goes with the question I reckon.
Neko – Skin Cancer
KK – Throat cancer
Katie – Testicular Cancer
Carefree – Breast Cancer
Jen – Lung Cancer.
Now I feel guilty and horrible all at the same time
Which smurf would you consider yourself to be most like?
No question. Lazy Smurf.
What are your thoughts on Rod Stewart?
As few as possible… That’s unfair, I know very little about him, but I’m not blown away by what I have heard…
Favourite three bands, and why?
1. Queen, one of the first bands I listened to properly, first album I bought. Freddie Mercury is the best showman I’ve ever seen, and one of the best singers. My greatest regret is I’m not old enough to have seen him live.
2. The Feeling, My first live band, excellent showman and fun, upbeat tunes. Never a bad combination.
3. Deep Purple. For when I’m in a louder mood. Best drummer in history…
Would you like to come and be the goalkeeper in my team?
Sounds like fun, but you can surely do better than me… I’m a dreadful keeper. Ask ‘carefree’. Who I suspect asked the question, but I’ll never prove it…
PS3, XBox 360, or Wii? Discuss.
Difficult question. I’d choose Xbox though, as the PS3 is unnecessarily expensive and the Wii is too much of a gimmick. Close run thing between Xbox and PS3 though.
Out of these posters, assign them to football teams using their characteristics (fans, grounds and leagues etc), and it can't be the member's own team.
Pastie. Exeter City.
Katie. Notts Forest. Cos it’ll piss her off…
Neko. Now I want a side that’s all funky and modern, but the only one I can think of is the McDons, and he’d hate that.
Gres. Newcastle United. BIG stadium.
Spozz. Stoke City. Rarely around any more, but very dangerous when in the right mood…
Lollipop. Arsenal. Sexy football. Vicious when necessary…
Alex. Gretna (RIP). Doesn’t pay his debts… Still owe me the majority of 100 exalts…
Creepy. McDons. Young. (enjoy while you can…)
ITFCDudette. Argyle. Especially this season, travelling a lot and getting very little out of it…
Morton. Burnley. Tries to be vicious occasionally despite at heart just being a small family club...
Has anyone ever been so far as to not really?
Nope. It might be the whisky but this question makes no sense at all.
Which pizza would you say best describes Plymouth's form this season?
Tuna Delight. Grim.
Which bastard put cheese on my toast?
Ah, yes, sorry about that…
Selet five 606ers, and compare them to various vehicles.
Hmm… Tough…
PASTIE – Volvo 730. Big estate, very much a geography teacher’s car.
Eoin – DeLorean. Irish. Where is Eoin these days anyway…?
Neko – Mercedes S Class. Funky and gadget-y
Gres – Daihatsu Copen. Just because I’d give anything to see him squeeze himself into one…
Lollipop – Jaguar XJ220. Sexy car. (Am I stuck in a rut with some of these themes? Yes. Am I just trying to get this over with? Yes. Do I regret volunteering for this? …)
What are your top five 'driving music' tracks?
If you mean my favourite songs to drive to, then:
5. The Trooper – Iron Maiden
4. Child In Time – Deep Purple
3. Sandstorm – Darude
2. Who Do You Think You Are – Cascada
1. Keep On Loving You – REO Speedwagon
If you mean my picks of the traditional driving tunes, then:
5. Drive – The Cars
4: Born To Be Wild – Steppenwolf
3. Bat Out Of Hell – Meatloaf (full version only)
2. Radar Love – Golden Earring
1. I Drove All Night – Roy Orbison.
What's your most embarrassing memory following a night out?
Oh, so many to choose from… After my year 11 after party I woke up in Treliske Hospital but I guess that’s not a memory… I guess it would be the time I twisted my knee trying to outrun an ambulance (with full blues and twos and doing at least 50) down Union Street, and missed the most important 5-a-side match of the season the next evening through injury……
Tea or coffee? Cake or death?
Can I have cake AND death, as I don’t like tea or coffee…?
A genie offers to award you one UNUSUAL super-power. What would it be?
I’m a really boring person, you know. I don’t have the imagination for this stuff… How about a five minute rewind button, so that you can take moments you cocked up and try again?
Favourite:
Male poster
Female poster
Plymouth poster
Corridor poster
I greatly dislike favouritism this general…
Male: Neko or PASTIE
Female: Lollipop or Katie
Argyle: PASTIE or PastyDuchy
Corridor: PASTIE or GresleyRam
…and relax. That’s 5 pages on word. Oh well, passes the time. Uni now.
Forever without exception. x
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