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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 12:48:13 GMT -1
I've got to be honest. I think that ITV is the worst channel on UK television - the abysmal football coverage, and mediocre F1 broadcasts apart, I avoid it like the plague. Then there's ITV2, 3 and 4.....satellite channels that boast Jordan and Peter Andre as their 'big guns' amongst the prime time entertainments. In truth, I didn't ever think I'd see the day that I'd watch anything on there......until now!
From the moment I heard the show being discussed, I thought that PHBBF had the potential to be a cult classic on the grounds of its staggering awfulness - and believe me, it really doesn't disappoint!
This is car crash TV of the very highest quality, the guiltiest of all pleasures. A group of girls (many of whom look like they've been struck in the face by a car door) and a token camp fella competing to be Paris' best buddy. Bitching, histrionics, tears, tantrums and psychologically imbalanced individuals aplenty, you've got to watch this. Last night's episode with the 'fake-o-meter' will surely go down as one of the year's TV highlights!
Genius! Absolute rubbish, but genius!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 12:50:58 GMT -1
may i suggest you go out more?
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:02:39 GMT -1
may i suggest you go out more? Would you suggest talking to some dole scum in a desolate, decaying ale house as an alternative vocation for a Thursday evening?
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 13:04:07 GMT -1
its not fault you live in a shit area ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 20, 2009 13:04:36 GMT -1
may i suggest you go out more? Would you suggest talking to some dole scum in a desolate, decaying ale house as an alternative vocation for a Thursday evening? No just watch something that doesn't have Paris Hilton in it.
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:20:14 GMT -1
its not fault you live in a shit area ;D Glass houses......
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:22:03 GMT -1
Would you suggest talking to some dole scum in a desolate, decaying ale house as an alternative vocation for a Thursday evening? No just watch something that doesn't have Paris Hilton in it. And to think that I considered you open minded! Until you've seen Paris 'work it' on the walk to her throne and seen empty headed bints chase her friendship as a means of "validating" their existence, you couldn't possibly comprehend the show's briliance! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 20, 2009 13:25:20 GMT -1
No just watch something that doesn't have Paris Hilton in it. And to think that I considered you open minded! Until you've seen Paris 'work it' on the walk to her throne and seen empty headed bints chase her friendship as a means of "validating" their existence, you couldn't possibly comprehend the show's briliance! ;D Oh I don't know I have watch a Peter and Jordan episode where Peter was 'laying down tracks' with some dude from So Solid crew. It doesn't get better than that.
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 13:26:42 GMT -1
its not fault you live in a shit area ;D Glass houses...... my village is one of the nicest areas in the country.... .... you can't prove i living in leicester
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:26:46 GMT -1
And to think that I considered you open minded! Until you've seen Paris 'work it' on the walk to her throne and seen empty headed bints chase her friendship as a means of "validating" their existence, you couldn't possibly comprehend the show's briliance! ;D Oh I don't know I have watch a Peter and Jordan episode where Peter was 'laying down tracks' with some dude from So Solid crew. It doesn't get better than that. Now you see, even I have my limits! ;D ;D I can tell you're wilting though. Next week, the hopefuls have to compete in a talent contest, judged by Scott Mills.......
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:29:36 GMT -1
my village is one of the nicest areas in the country.... .... you can't prove i living in leicester I don't believe a village is of sufficient scale to be deemed as area of the country. If it can be, I'm going to offer my aloe vera plant and it's surrounding pot in competition.
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 13:34:00 GMT -1
my village is one of the nicest areas in the country.... .... you can't prove i living in leicester I don't believe a village is of sufficient scale to be deemed as area of the country. If it can be, I'm going to offer my aloe vera plant and it's surrounding pot in competition. Vale of Belvoir then....
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 20, 2009 13:35:49 GMT -1
I don't believe a village is of sufficient scale to be deemed as area of the country. If it can be, I'm going to offer my aloe vera plant and it's surrounding pot in competition. Vale of Belvoir then.... Why is it pronounced Beaver?
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:39:25 GMT -1
I don't believe a village is of sufficient scale to be deemed as area of the country. If it can be, I'm going to offer my aloe vera plant and it's surrounding pot in competition. Vale of Belvoir then.... Sounds like cheap plonk, or a brand of pork pie.......
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 13:43:42 GMT -1
Vale of Belvoir then.... Why is it pronounced Beaver? Cos although the Normans named it, it's Englishmen that live there and the evolution of their incorrect pronunciation is what has survived! A TRIUMPH FOR ENGLISH ILLITERACY OVER FRENCH WORDY-NESS-NESS! (obviously we're talking 12th century here..... some locals can now read )
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 13:44:37 GMT -1
Vale of Belvoir then.... Sounds like cheap plonk, or a brand of pork pie....... You're a cheap pork pie!
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Post by Travis on Feb 20, 2009 13:46:49 GMT -1
Sounds like cheap plonk, or a brand of pork pie....... You're a cheap pork pie! Take that back! I'm quite clearly a high quality chicken and mushroom slice.
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 20, 2009 13:50:50 GMT -1
Why is it pronounced Beaver? Cos although the Normans named it, it's Englishmen that live there and the evolution of their incorrect pronunciation is what has survived! A TRIUMPH FOR ENGLISH ILLITERACY OVER FRENCH WORDY-NESS-NESS! (obviously we're talking 12th century here..... some locals can now read ) So you're from the Vale of Beaver
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Feb 20, 2009 13:52:03 GMT -1
Cos although the Normans named it, it's Englishmen that live there and the evolution of their incorrect pronunciation is what has survived! A TRIUMPH FOR ENGLISH ILLITERACY OVER FRENCH WORDY-NESS-NESS! (obviously we're talking 12th century here..... some locals can now read ) So you're from the Vale of Beaver Belvoir - Beautiful view
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Post by Lollipop on Feb 20, 2009 14:56:33 GMT -1
No thank YOU! I'll stick with The Hills
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