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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Aug 9, 2008 21:03:53 GMT -1
Luton Town catches up....
Report on today's match.
Rotherham - won Lincoln - didn't.
Tune in next week for another interesting installment of "where the fuck is the Imp's season going already"
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 9, 2008 21:21:16 GMT -1
She's going to hurt you for this thread ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 10, 2008 14:00:29 GMT -1
They'll beat Derby on Tuesday to kick start their season!
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Post by Imp on Aug 10, 2008 15:27:27 GMT -1
She's going to hurt you for this thread ;D Ah, but as a mark of my love for you, H, I've decided to put off the hurting until the 16th. Then you can help ;D What fun we shall have with the hair straighteners. Mwahahaha
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Post by Imp on Aug 10, 2008 15:28:34 GMT -1
And after my little bout of brutality, on to the football. I'm fairly certain Lincoln will be having a ruddy good go at still being relegated despite the points deductions standing in their way
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 10, 2008 18:55:59 GMT -1
She's going to hurt you for this thread ;D Ah, but as a mark of my love for you, H, I've decided to put off the hurting until the 16th. Then you can help ;D What fun we shall have with the hair straighteners. Mwahahaha Is he going to be our real life 'Girl's World'? Can we style his head when he's drunk? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Travis on Aug 10, 2008 18:59:22 GMT -1
They'll beat Derby on Tuesday to kick start their season! I wish I could make a statement to the contrary, Gres!! ;D
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Post by Imp on Aug 11, 2008 19:11:22 GMT -1
Ah, but as a mark of my love for you, H, I've decided to put off the hurting until the 16th. Then you can help ;D What fun we shall have with the hair straighteners. Mwahahaha Is he going to be our real life 'Girl's World'? Can we style his head when he's drunk? ;D ;D ;D Girls World, what a blast from the past THAT was! I had one in an attempt to make me less of a tom-boy, but I just liked making mine look like a cross between Toyah and Siouxsie-Sioux Still, there's time to rectify that with Si...wonder what's he'd look like with electric blue eye shadow ;D And yes, we can do whatever we jolly well like. He keeps mentioning how scared he is. Girl! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 11, 2008 19:34:52 GMT -1
Is he going to be our real life 'Girl's World'? Can we style his head when he's drunk? ;D ;D ;D Girls World, what a blast from the past THAT was! I had one in an attempt to make me less of a tom-boy, but I just liked making mine look like a cross between Toyah and Siouxsie-Sioux Still, there's time to rectify that with Si...wonder what's he'd look like with electric blue eye shadow ;D And yes, we can do whatever we jolly well like. He keeps mentioning how scared he is. Girl! ;D He should be honoured to be taking us lovely ladies out to the pub. He can lok like the local stud ;D ;D
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Post by Imp on Aug 11, 2008 19:46:15 GMT -1
Girls World, what a blast from the past THAT was! I had one in an attempt to make me less of a tom-boy, but I just liked making mine look like a cross between Toyah and Siouxsie-Sioux Still, there's time to rectify that with Si...wonder what's he'd look like with electric blue eye shadow ;D And yes, we can do whatever we jolly well like. He keeps mentioning how scared he is. Girl! ;D He should be honoured to be taking us lovely ladies out to the pub. He can lok like the local stud ;D ;D Rolling back the years again? It's been a while since he's been accused of being that! *snigger* It'll probably be just me and thee in the afternoon as we'll have the boys here too. You can meet the fruit of his loins!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 11, 2008 19:52:35 GMT -1
That's good we can hatch evil lesbinim plans ;D ;D Or we could just go shopping and drinking
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Aug 11, 2008 20:46:03 GMT -1
Oh good lord above....
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 12, 2008 20:58:41 GMT -1
They'll beat Derby on Tuesday to kick start their season! I wish I could make a statement to the contrary, Gres!! ;D I was so nearly correct! Than god for Ploppy on the wing and the Duke!
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Post by Imp on Aug 13, 2008 12:48:31 GMT -1
I wish I could make a statement to the contrary, Gres!! ;D I was so nearly correct! Than god for Ploppy on the wing and the Duke! Well done on last night Gres, I'm quite proud we had to take you guys to extra time though. Our drubbing of the Army team at Catterick feels a million years ago
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Post by Imp on Aug 13, 2008 12:49:07 GMT -1
Oh good lord above.... He's not going to help a blasphemous heathen like yourself! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 13, 2008 14:14:50 GMT -1
Oh good lord above.... Be quiet dolls head or we'll give you a perm! ;D ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 13, 2008 16:19:09 GMT -1
I was so nearly correct! Than god for Ploppy on the wing and the Duke! Well done on last night Gres, I'm quite proud we had to take you guys to extra time though. Our drubbing of the Army team at Catterick feels a million years ago you played well, and gave us a real scare - and your 1200 fans were a credit to you! you just couldnt handle the mighty Ploppy! ;D
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Aug 13, 2008 17:55:39 GMT -1
Oh good lord above.... He's not going to help a blasphemous heathen like yourself! ;D Me and God are like that (crosses fingers and winks)...ever since I suggested Buddha was a fat C*nt, he's been watching over me. And Lo, it is written that the GfJ shall sit at the right side of the Father.... ;D
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Aug 13, 2008 17:56:34 GMT -1
Oh good lord above.... Be quiet dolls head or we'll give you a perm! ;D ;D What? Are you proposing to graft my pubes onto my balding pate? Excellent! ;D
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Post by Imp on Aug 14, 2008 13:51:13 GMT -1
Well done on last night Gres, I'm quite proud we had to take you guys to extra time though. Our drubbing of the Army team at Catterick feels a million years ago you played well, and gave us a real scare - and your 1200 fans were a credit to you! you just couldnt handle the mighty Ploppy! ;D Are these the same Lincoln City fans that I know? Clearly none of the Ivy Tavern lads travel to away matches anymore! The Mighty what now? ;D
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