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Post by The Lucky C on May 9, 2008 10:09:22 GMT -1
Boris had rosy red cheeks and marzipan yellow hair. Therefore he looks like a slice of Battenburg. This is his only redeeming feature. I heard that he wants to ban alcohol and drunks from public transport (unenforcable, as anyone who works on a tube will tell you). But my question is this - how will this affect people who've been for a few beers in London? Ban drinking on the tube if you like, but people rely on public transport to get home after a night out. What are they to do? DOH!! you arn't banned if you have been drinking, only from drinking on public transport......... and is smoking on public transport unenforceable as well? Well fuck me no it isnt I'd heard he wanted to ban drunk people from public transport as well.
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Post by Neko Bazu on May 9, 2008 10:11:07 GMT -1
well done Boris ;D and hes banned alcohol on public transport Boris had rosy red cheeks and marzipan yellow hair. Therefore he looks like a slice of Battenburg. This is his only redeeming feature. I heard that he wants to ban alcohol and drunks from public transport (unenforcable, as anyone who works on a tube will tell you). But my question is this - how will this affect people who've been for a few beers in London? Ban drinking on the tube if you like, but people rely on public transport to get home after a night out. What are they to do? The ban is on drinking alcohol or having an open alcohol container with you while on public transport.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 9, 2008 10:12:32 GMT -1
Is he going to ban Welsh people from public transport?? ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 9, 2008 10:12:49 GMT -1
DOH!! you arn't banned if you have been drinking, only from drinking on public transport......... and is smoking on public transport unenforceable as well? Well fuck me no it isnt I'd heard he wanted to ban drunk people from public transport as well. more Labour spin
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 9, 2008 10:16:29 GMT -1
Is he going to ban Welsh people from public transport?? ;D no farm animals
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 9, 2008 10:18:10 GMT -1
fetch the doctor - Kinnock needs his medication again! Fuck off Tebbit! Jumping to conclusions somewhat there Jules - at no point have i ever said which particular political party i support - i merely stated that Labour have been a set of usless fuckwits!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 9, 2008 10:20:17 GMT -1
Is he going to ban Welsh people from public transport?? ;D no farm animals especially if they're drunk! ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 9, 2008 10:22:25 GMT -1
no farm animals especially if they're drunk! ;D a sheep on stella.............not a pretty sight ;D
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Post by jh1980 on May 9, 2008 10:22:52 GMT -1
Jules have you not had your shredded wheat this morning That's someone elses job! I had some weetabix actually, maybe I've too much energy! It's just more fun than proper argument... ;D
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Post by jh1980 on May 9, 2008 10:28:57 GMT -1
Is he going to ban Welsh people from public transport?? ;D no farm animals WE FUCK 'UM - YOU EAT 'UM!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by jh1980 on May 9, 2008 10:30:06 GMT -1
Jumping to conclusions somewhat there Jules - at no point have i ever said which particular political party i support - i merely stated that Labour have been a set of usless fuckwits! ......I'm supporting India!! ;D UKIP was it then?!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 9, 2008 10:30:13 GMT -1
no farm animals WE FUCK 'UM - YOU EAT 'UM!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! thank fuck for mint sauce ;D
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Post by jh1980 on May 9, 2008 10:37:27 GMT -1
WE FUCK 'UM - YOU EAT 'UM!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! thank fuck for mint sauce ;D I heard you like "de special mint sauce!" ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 9, 2008 10:39:35 GMT -1
thank fuck for mint sauce ;D I heard you like "de special mint sauce!" ;D i like to have minty breath
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 9, 2008 10:44:08 GMT -1
WE FUCK 'UM - YOU EAT 'UM!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! thank fuck for mint sauce ;D dont they use that as 'lube' ?? ;D
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Post by jh1980 on May 9, 2008 10:46:49 GMT -1
thank fuck for mint sauce ;D dont they use that as 'lube' ?? ;D That or redcurrant jelly!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 9, 2008 11:02:15 GMT -1
;D
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Post by ---------a on May 9, 2008 11:59:56 GMT -1
No more getting pissed on the train to football games.
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Post by PASTIE on May 10, 2008 23:19:47 GMT -1
London has spoken, they want Boris ;D London can fuck off then! ;D Besides it was only a million, London has 7 million people (plus the crappy suburbs makes 8 or 9!) THe London I left but which I am still in touch with is embarrassed, mortified and ashamed.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on May 10, 2008 23:33:13 GMT -1
London can fuck off then! ;D Besides it was only a million, London has 7 million people (plus the crappy suburbs makes 8 or 9!) THe London I left but which I am still in touch with is embarrassed, mortified and ashamed. As a "Northerner" - from the Midlands - I couldn't give a shit about the political changes in London! the majority of the populus is made up of non-domiciles (who will no doubt be departing our pleasant and green land unless they stump up £30k) and illegals and criminal entities! London - and to be honest most of the major towns and cities in the UK need to take a leaf out of New York's book and adopt a zero-tolerance policing policy. Clean these places up of the scum and detritus. And before you go blaming the parents - I am a parent of an "ASBO" warning teenager. He's been grounded for the past 5 months - 1 month to go and he's changed. For once it appears that the scrote actually respects his elders and recognizes the error of his ways. He's set his heart on joining the Army (but not as cannon fodder - he's going for the REME...and early interviews look promising)
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